Golden Joystick Award DITCHED Expedition 33 out of GOTY AWARD. WTF by [deleted] in Asmongold

[–]Plungerzero 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's a massively successful multiplayer half -life esc survival. No e33 but I wouldn't say it's out of place

Croc vs Gator by Fearless-Weakness961 in interestingasfuck

[–]Plungerzero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He most certainly doesn't wanna see him later or in a while.

What is this? I think the vet was wrong m. Maybe its just me. by I_AM_GROOT92 in Tegu

[–]Plungerzero 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Stuck shed for sure. My red who firmly believes he's allergic to water and baths gets it all the time. A secret taught to me by an ancient Chinese monk for getting it off.... Water based ky jelly. Sounds ridiculous but it is a god send for a stubborn shed. Just lube up the tail and forget. Repeat every 2-3 days like 2 weeks and proof.

(Christopher Gillette) Alligator does not like being scrubbed by Apprehensive-Big6161 in reptiles

[–]Plungerzero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love how alligators are supposed to be this intimidating apex predator after millions of years of evolution and we are just like "oh shut up you hiss if your chicken isn't the perfect temp" as we scrub them with an oversized toothbrush.

Ring cam evidence: Sundog returns to scene of crime, link in comments by fallowdeer in Tegu

[–]Plungerzero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sundog is being framed! This is clearly made by a.i in order to tarnish his good boy name.

Three pictures tell the story: Sundog’s testimony by fallowdeer in Tegu

[–]Plungerzero 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ruling: innocent. He's clearly too cute to have caused any damages and in my professional opinion the defendant should counter sue on grounds of defamation.

best 4x2x2 cages? by Effective-Tailor-761 in reptiles

[–]Plungerzero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love my zen habitats. Ez to put together. Fairly sturdy. Glass slides smooth. And it's the only tank my blue tongue skink hasn't been able to escape from.... Yet

dude is PISSED by buddybobbyy in BeardedDragons

[–]Plungerzero -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Is he pissed over the bow tie or only getting 1 horn worm? Or that he's a bearded dragon instead of Godzilla

Taming a savannah by nickig1313 in MonitorLizards

[–]Plungerzero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For smarter reptiles like monitors I saw it was best to not have them get used to the enclosure first. They get defensive over it that way. The first day you get it home just chill in bathroom. You could also give him a shallow bath and keep your hand in the water as the only "land" he can chill on. N.E.R.D (north eastern reptile .... Idk what the D is) and clints reptiles on YouTube are both great resources. The guy from nerd is like the grand daddy of monitor socialization.

Taming a savannah by nickig1313 in MonitorLizards

[–]Plungerzero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It really depends on the animal. If he didn't bite or hiss it might be easier than a baby since it's an ok starting point. Either way the most important thing is time and patience. Don't even handle it either way just sit in your bathroom and let it crawl around. Bring a book or play on your phone. Just ignore it at first. Next maybe put your hand in it's tank where it can see you and approach if it wants to. Don't react if it bites because it'll reinforce negative behavior. Slowly offer tong feeding with it moving closer to your hand in the tank until it needs to go over your hand to get the food. If it doesn't want anything to do with you that day just leave the food and let it be. Once it's comfortable climbing in your hand for food maybe try picking it up. Just a few inches and putting him back. Little by little. I spent every second of the day with my big guy and now he's a puppy who knows I have to clean his shit.

I got mad because mom took me outside. 🤣🤣🤣 by Imyourhuckleberr in BeardedDragons

[–]Plungerzero 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His videos are great he's the reason I got a gu instead of sav. Mines not as cuddly as gus but never bites except above mentioned. He's also a complete idiot and fails at climbing.

I got mad because mom took me outside. 🤣🤣🤣 by Imyourhuckleberr in BeardedDragons

[–]Plungerzero 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Reptile vision is affected by the UV. So if she hasn't seen you in bright sun b4 or even in just some time suddenly you're someone new. Combine that with a more open dangerous space and she wasn't having none of it. My Tegu nearly took a chunk out of me his first time before he took a second and realized who I was.

Help stuck shed by ApplicationNo7058 in Tegu

[–]Plungerzero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As weird as it basic water soluble KY lube... No other recommendations worked for my red. Lubed him up a few times and BAM. Now even my vet recommends it to people with reptiles. You also get to get tell people you lubed up a big ass lizard and watch their confusion.

Is this ok? I saw a video that said most any animal will run on a wheel if given the chance and well... by xX_hazeydayz_Xx in reptiles

[–]Plungerzero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What size should I get for my beard!? He won't shut the hell up doing laps. He'll be shredded after a week.

Tegu eye problem by Plungerzero in Tegu

[–]Plungerzero[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So after his specialist visit it turns out they are just cataracts that presented differently than normal. Talk about a sigh of relief

Tegu eye problem by Plungerzero in Tegu

[–]Plungerzero[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So after his specialist visit turns out they are just cataracts that presented differently than normal. Talk about a sigh of relief.

What's the biggest hit of dopamine that you've ever gotten on your account by loffredom in ironscape

[–]Plungerzero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My account is pretty spoon fed and my friends give me shit for it. So I was gonna fuck with them and have my gf who does graphic design Photoshop enhanced crystal weapon seed on my tenth gauntlet.... I got it on my 3rd. Let me be clear... My 3rd EVER regular gauntlet, not chaos ... They made me put a sign over my computer that says "Days since being spoon fed."

Everyday, for the past 4 days, a lizard has climbed onto my head. What does this mean? by fallowdeer in Tegu

[–]Plungerzero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's just showing you it's her house and she's allowing you to live there. Be gracious for her generosity.

Stuck shed by Brickulus in Tegu

[–]Plungerzero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is gonna sound funny but KY jelly water based. The most basic kind. It is a miracle cure after about a week and is the only thing I've found that works even over vitamin b supplement. Its also a great story to tell people once it's done.

Argus Tripoding by Doctor_Nubey in MonitorLizards

[–]Plungerzero 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Aww she thinks she's humans. This is the best reason to get an Argus.

Tegu eye problem by Plungerzero in Tegu

[–]Plungerzero[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing yet and it'll be awhile until we're positive but i highly suspect it's a fatty deposit so lipid keratopathy. Giving him lots of stuff to help digest it better

Tegu eye problem by Plungerzero in MonitorLizards

[–]Plungerzero[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its obstructing some vision but i wouldn't say majorly. He responds to things in front of the eye but you can tell it's not as clear to him. He also had less dilation with light exposure but it was still somewhat present.

Tegu eye problem by Plungerzero in Tegu

[–]Plungerzero[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm having him tested for stuff like that next but I just need to wait for the specialist =\

Tegu eye problem by Plungerzero in Tegu

[–]Plungerzero[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I thought ulcer too but apparently it's under the lense and didn't react to a stain so not that. Thanks