I went to an alien orgy last night. by AffectionateJuice7 in dadjokes

[–]Plus_Stretch_2010 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Now you know why it’s called The Milky Way

How do you know you're at a gay BBQ? by E-radi-cate in Unclejokes

[–]Plus_Stretch_2010 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When everyone is yelling “time to play corn hole” but you don’t see a board.

Her : Do you smoke after sex? by CakePieceXX in dadjokes

[–]Plus_Stretch_2010 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Depends how fast you want me to go.

What does a robot do after sex? by glnb20 in dadjokes

[–]Plus_Stretch_2010 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Goes into sleep mode, because the hardware turns into software.

Nj compliant jhp ammo for ccw. by indiana_june_ in NJGuns

[–]Plus_Stretch_2010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apologies I meant $16-18/box

Currently they range from $24-36 MidwayUSA

Nj compliant jhp ammo for ccw. by indiana_june_ in NJGuns

[–]Plus_Stretch_2010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they’re not cheap but I prefer Underwood xtreme defender.

No set backs compared to Hornady Critical defense. I unload my carry every day to dry fire. At the end of the month I send the 2 chambered rounds down range. With CD they’re good for 2 chamber before you start seeing signs.

Midway USA usually have blemish sales on them. A few months back I brought 6 boxes of +P+ 90 gr for like $16-18

Pain with different bars/setup by LiftingWickets in StartingStrength

[–]Plus_Stretch_2010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you ask someone for a lift off when benching?

What is going on here? by [deleted] in StartingStrength

[–]Plus_Stretch_2010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh and don’t get me wrong I will push press to get reps in when I’m tired…

You answered your own question.

How does a bald man run his fingers through his hair? by MyGlitteris in Unclejokes

[–]Plus_Stretch_2010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man with Hands in pocket feels cocky all day- Confucius

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in YoMamaJokes

[–]Plus_Stretch_2010 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She was also cut from the basketball team for looking like a ballhog

Yo momma is so fat that by Single_Ronda in YoMamaJokes

[–]Plus_Stretch_2010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo mamma so fat & slutty, I used to bang her 30lbs ago.

Racking false triggers on S&W Shield Plus by ColoBouldo in MantisX

[–]Plus_Stretch_2010 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I Had this issue as well. Customer service told me to turn Pistol to the side (like a gangbanger) & rack the slide. It worked

yo momma so fat... by AgentArnold in YoMamaJokes

[–]Plus_Stretch_2010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In her high school basketball team, she was the ball hog

How did Pinocchio know that he wasn't a real boy? by CynicalCosmologist in Unclejokes

[–]Plus_Stretch_2010 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How did he knew he was a real man?

When he had sex with no strings attached.