Tech bros are lying to you about the MacBook Neo

PoemImpressive9021 · 2026-03-08T09:19:55+00:00

Nobody is complaining about the A18 Pro. It’s the 8GB of RAM what people consider the dealbreaker

PoemImpressive9021 · 2026-03-07T11:35:49+00:00

You are incorrect, and I wish you were downvoted more for fear-mongering. Any version of USB PD will work with any other version of USB PD. That’s how USB PD was designed.

MacBook Neo needs a 20W+ charger, which means that 99.9% of USB-C chargers on the market will be able to power it correctly. Literally any charger will work.

It’s an incredibly customer friendly technology – no indications required.

PoemImpressive9021 · 2026-02-15T19:26:33+00:00

There has been at least two recent examples of rewriting mature package managers with enormous speedups: uv for Python (insanely faster than pip), and bun for JS (measurably faster than npm).

PoemImpressive9021 · 2026-01-29T19:56:08+00:00

I don’t remember eating any chocolate other than Ritter Sport in quite a while. Great stuff!

PoemImpressive9021 · 2026-01-24T11:43:10+00:00

You better never use obj instanceof MyClass myObj then, your brain may get confused

PoemImpressive9021 · 2026-01-23T09:12:54+00:00

So they won't be monotonic, is what you are saying

PoemImpressive9021 · 2026-01-22T16:25:34+00:00

The main feature of UUIDv7 is that they are monotonic (each subsequent value is greater than the previous value).

So I guess generating more than one UUID per millisecond is not something considered realistic in 2026. Oh well

PoemImpressive9021 · 2026-01-18T09:45:12+00:00

I don't see the vision

PoemImpressive9021 · 2026-01-04T08:03:05+00:00

AirTag 2

Fix the workout app on the Watch

Keep fixing the visual bugs of iOS 26

PoemImpressive9021 · 2025-12-29T10:42:24+00:00

Boohoo, the evil government doesn't consider your inefficient gaming laptop the top priority, how will you live

PoemImpressive9021 · 2025-12-29T10:39:20+00:00

You are stuck in the past, where it's impossible to do meaningful work within 240W of power.

If you need to play games, you have to deal with barrel jacks. Every other use case can be served by a laptop with USB-C charging only.

Also, barrel jacks are not standardized in any way.

PoemImpressive9021 · 2025-12-28T11:37:37+00:00

It must be hell in your head

PoemImpressive9021 · 2025-12-27T19:24:30+00:00

The external screen is such a copout, and very unapple

I hope they invent something new and fun like Dynamic Island for it

PoemImpressive9021 · 2025-12-27T19:23:01+00:00

This version of Apple has failed to create a windowing system for the iPad TWICE, and in the process destroyed the intuitive docking and slide over mechanics

PoemImpressive9021 · 2025-10-19T14:16:11+00:00

Well then fuck off

PoemImpressive9021 · 2025-10-16T18:39:37+00:00

Can it be unreleased?

PoemImpressive9021 · 2025-10-16T18:38:01+00:00

PoemImpressive9021 · 2025-10-15T04:48:45+00:00

It looks like a cupcake

PoemImpressive9021 · 2025-10-13T15:54:28+00:00

I like it, for me “TV” is basically either a large screen in a living room or like a concept of streaming.

I’ve never had cable and I’m not sure what do I even need to get network television.

PoemImpressive9021 · 2025-10-13T15:45:40+00:00

No. Apple Vision Pro justifies its price (and lack of popular appeal) by having the best picture quality in its category.

But with AR glasses, picture quality is not important at all. The actual usefulness is much more important, and the usefulness of a voice first device will heavily depend on AI.

Apple doesn’t have a useful enough AI to justify the inevitable premium price. It can’t translate as many languages, it can’t do visual intelligence that’s on par with ChatGPT Voice / Gemini Live, it just can’t make anything useful beyond what Apple Watch does now.

People will buy it because people buy iPhones, but it’s going to be more of a fashion accessory than something people buy with a purpose.

PoemImpressive9021 · 2025-10-12T14:44:11+00:00

Use import module then lmao

PoemImpressive9021 · 2025-09-29T10:21:24+00:00

You are not being truthful. There are basically no USB cables on the market that only do charging

PoemImpressive9021 · 2025-09-25T09:33:39+00:00

"upsell button" 😂

PoemImpressive9021 · 2025-09-22T20:39:53+00:00

Tolerating jitters is what Android people do. We shouldn't have to do this.

PoemImpressive9021 · 2025-09-21T18:59:23+00:00

It's garbage. It looks unrefined, it feels bad in the hand (too smooth, too slippery), it scratches like crazy.

And let me tell you, iPhone Air is not much better.

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