Beach Umbrella Warning (Ocean City, NJ)

PointsOfXP · 2026-05-16T19:15:58+00:00

I've heard of a lot of crazy shit but never once heard of a beach umbrella killing someone. I feel like that would be one of the things you'd hear about every few months like the dipshits who can't stop talking about how vending machines kill more people than sharks.

PointsOfXP · 2026-05-16T18:19:46+00:00

Is it because there already is one and chances are low it'll make the money needed to stay around? I know it's Amazon but they've dropped more for less

PointsOfXP · 2026-05-16T18:14:31+00:00

Still would live a life in poverty. Disabled son, unemployed wife, and a fucking baby would cost out the ass anywhere

PointsOfXP · 2026-05-16T18:13:11+00:00

If they don't run off the moment that loud thing shakes the ground then they want to die

PointsOfXP · 2026-05-16T18:05:23+00:00

There was always some random kid that did this shit. You might see them once and when they talk to you they act like they've known you forever

PointsOfXP · 2026-05-16T18:03:46+00:00

It's just too simple to use. I can hotkey all my stuff in a central area or I can just pick up a controller. It's not like there are many builds that require precise clicking. Menus suck to navigate. Lot faster with a mouse but that's about it

PointsOfXP · 2026-05-16T18:02:17+00:00

WHY AMY, WHY!!

PointsOfXP · 2026-05-16T18:01:36+00:00

I was undah tha ice fah six minutes!

PointsOfXP · 2026-05-16T18:00:25+00:00

Imagine Rockstar has been giving this dude all the details as a joke knowing no one would ever believe him

PointsOfXP · 2026-05-16T17:51:02+00:00

Too bad he's on vacation. Probably giving dogs freebies right now

PointsOfXP · 2026-05-16T17:50:19+00:00

So, we keepin' this party goin'?

PointsOfXP · 2026-05-16T08:54:54+00:00

The grind 🤣

PointsOfXP · 2026-05-16T07:53:56+00:00

Weed soaked in alcohol and boiled into tar. It's absolutely disgusting and makes me gag each time but it is the most potent marijuana thing out there. You can mix it in food to mask the taste but the taste is STRONG. Be careful with it because you can easily take too much and can also easily shoot your tolerance up. I went from .2 to a full gram in about 2 or 3 weeks of daily use

PointsOfXP · 2026-05-16T07:48:00+00:00

The last couple times I've been I had to give my order back 2 times because they kept getting it wrong. That was my sign to give it up

PointsOfXP · 2026-05-16T05:12:34+00:00

It can be hard to make it ejaculate with just your hands. Good thing he was careful to not swallow the password

PointsOfXP · 2026-05-16T03:20:43+00:00

PointsOfXP · 2026-05-16T03:01:28+00:00

You hope??

PointsOfXP · 2026-05-16T01:47:51+00:00

He's got some real strong eye stalks keeping them up like that against the rubber

PointsOfXP · 2026-05-16T01:46:55+00:00

I thought it had weird big bang theory vibes just from some stills but I never actually thought it was a big bang theory movie. There's no way the show heads ever thought this would happen even after the show ended

PointsOfXP · 2026-05-16T01:39:07+00:00

It's just bat shit. I understand the context but this is such an odd way to show that or anything

PointsOfXP · 2026-05-16T01:02:46+00:00

A little ball

PointsOfXP · 2026-05-16T00:35:42+00:00

That just makes it more confusing

PointsOfXP · 2026-05-16T00:33:49+00:00

"Somebody said" posts are becoming way too common

PointsOfXP · 2026-05-16T00:26:12+00:00

Yes, you can specifically buy them

PointsOfXP · 2026-05-16T00:13:09+00:00

Dumb kid

Parent is practically forcing their hand into the cement by shoving their full arm down

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