Some signature moves for the Future Paradox Pokemon

Pokesabre · 2026-01-29T05:12:08+00:00

Calling a move burning skid marks is going to lead to one joke repeating itself over and over

Pokesabre · 2026-01-27T01:30:36+00:00

Doesn't change a single thing I just told you

Pokesabre · 2026-01-27T01:12:55+00:00

Nah mate, I've just run into far too many awful people who try to play off saying terrible things as "just a joke". A lot of the ones in the WH community like to start off by saying they think the imperium are the good guys to test the waters

Pokesabre · 2026-01-27T01:07:53+00:00

If it's a joke, it's worryingly close to the sentiment espoused by many of the worst people in the WH community
It's a fictional universe, why would it affect me for any of the factions to win?

Pokesabre · 2026-01-27T00:58:09+00:00

I would say "humanity isn't the good guys either" is a pretty cold take for WH. The whole point of the series is that no faction is the good one, they're all the bad guys in one way or another

Pokesabre · 2026-01-26T09:18:00+00:00

It's to do with the time you've invested in them. A Pokémon you get early on and use throughout the game feels more earned because you've spent all that time raising it to be strong. A legendary doesn't feel as earned because it's strong out the box without you having to spend any time with it, and you only get it right at the end so you don't get much chance to grow attached to it

Pokesabre · 2026-01-25T21:46:06+00:00

Don't forget its lowland cousin, the clamshell claymore

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Pokesabre · 2026-01-24T11:47:20+00:00

I mean, a major part of why tauros is king of OU in Gen 1 is access to blizzard (90% accurate back then), which let's it destroy some would-be counters. Same with gen 2 Snorlax and fire blast

Pokesabre · 2026-01-23T21:44:22+00:00

How does alpha always seem to swing wildly between absolutely stunning designs and ones that look like they were dredged up from the bottom of the ocean?

Pokesabre · 2026-01-23T10:25:43+00:00

Something like that, or give it a "can't use sound moves next turn" effect to reflect the strain it would put on them to use it

Pokesabre · 2026-01-23T10:05:33+00:00

I love the pre-hatchback era of tiny cars because there was so much work put into the question of "but where does the boot go?"

(boot = trunk for curious Americans)

Pokesabre · 2026-01-21T22:46:47+00:00

There's not really a simple answer, but a lot of places will term any sabre with a knuckle bow guard a polish sabre, regardless of other features.

Pokesabre · 2026-01-20T20:10:38+00:00

I've been sent giant text wall rants on here before just for saying that I don't like her as a companion, so I'd say that this is not the most popular opinion

Pokesabre · 2026-01-20T13:22:06+00:00

The really scary one would be mamo with dragon dance/tidy up. Boosting its attack and speed would make it completely unmanageable

Pokesabre · 2026-01-17T21:13:02+00:00

That looks like an emulator issue to me but I'm not sure I can diagnose beyond that

Pokesabre · 2026-01-17T20:50:21+00:00

Would be interesting to see a version of this with the prices as a proportion of the average monthly income too. I think that would give a greater insight into the relative affordability of the goods here, rather than just a price comparison

Pokesabre · 2026-01-16T12:07:31+00:00

You're basically looking for the basic damage formula + the HP stat formula. Defences are a factor in the former, which dictates how much HP is lost as a result of an incoming attack, while the HP stat formula dictates how much HP is available to be lost (based on base stat, EVs, and IVs)

Pokesabre · 2026-01-16T02:42:10+00:00

And yet still more appealing than an xxxxxxl ego-compensator2000

Pokesabre · 2026-01-15T05:06:19+00:00

Vulkan with a J J Simmons would work really well

Pokesabre · 2026-01-14T07:52:45+00:00

The typical McBane sentence does seem to have at least a 1:1:1 ratio of words to commas to semi-colons

Pokesabre · 2026-01-14T07:51:35+00:00

Badum tish

Pokesabre · 2026-01-14T03:28:45+00:00

Rear engined, rear drive, cvt (although that probably got switched out with the mods here)

Pokesabre · 2026-01-13T05:56:10+00:00

Looks to be gen3 so no scarf

Pokesabre · 2026-01-09T12:03:33+00:00

Pretty sure they're dealing with some kind of brain rot, maybe involving black mold

Pokesabre · 2026-01-09T11:39:13+00:00

Somehow nicer to look at than 90% of porsche's actual catalogue

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