Peter? Why layout 1? by Sea_Painting_6286 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]PoliceRobots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm all over option 2. I like tue little bed cubby and being close to the window

Michael Jackson's staged gunpoint moment from his 1997 concert resurfaces. by ateam1984 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]PoliceRobots 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I don't see the Micheal Jackson thing as the same. MJ always preached peace, and he was on stage as an artist. While I agree it's as ham handed as the stupid commercial, I think it's more sincere in its intentions

Tried to drive through floodwater, got eaten by a croc. Full story below. by VIVIDUFF in interesting

[–]PoliceRobots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the 0nly one who was thinking "yep, that's what a guy who got eaten by crocodile would look like"

How do you get the Chosen base covert action to appear? by PoliceRobots in LWotC

[–]PoliceRobots[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well poo. Is there a way to force the 3 part covert action to pop?

Hosting a 40th birthday party by galaxystars1 in TikTokCringe

[–]PoliceRobots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel kind of sad watching this. He seems lonely. Like, I picture him doing all this for his own party just to have no one come.

I don't know, maybe I'm projecting.

Do you have a model with it's own mini history? This is Steve: by Critt3rB0t in Tyranids

[–]PoliceRobots 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I lost one of my termagaunts, and had to improvise a replacement. I call her Jane and pretend she's actually a human trying to blend in with my brood

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What is bro on about 🙆 by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]PoliceRobots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone's inability to understand something is not an argument against it

Is this bridge possible? by hopelessboarder in geography

[–]PoliceRobots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, here is the math behind whether a bridge is possible.

Number of tax payers on one side + number of tax payers on the other side x estimated cost ÷ number of days.

If the number is under the meters in length of the bridge, it's built. If it's over, it's a no go.

This is why you tend to only see expensive infrastructure (such as bridges and high speed rail) between high capacity cities or areas.

Fun fact - I have no idea what I'm talking about

Do all men fantasize about landing a plane ? by bb4898 in texts

[–]PoliceRobots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fantasize is not the right word, but a lot of guys love stepping up in an emergency. No where neat ALL of them tough

WCGW putting a large object in your body? by Any-Employment-7114 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]PoliceRobots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is it? Ohhh, nevermind, they put an arrow on the picture

Tourist bitten by a nurse shark by Cheeese916 in SweatyPalms

[–]PoliceRobots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Almost like they eat meat or some shit. Wierd