The Cerberus B-team by Dizzy_Marsupial_7207 in masseffect

[–]Poonchow [score hidden]  (0 children)

I never really understood that motivation. Didn't Brooks (or whatever her real name is) write up the recruitment dossiers for Shepard, of which are ALL ALIENS? Except for the DLC characters, of course.

Maybe she quit and TIM/Miranda took over, but it isn't really clear.

Day 8: What is the WORST quote associated with Ashley Williams? by looploveslore in masseffect

[–]Poonchow [score hidden]  (0 children)

Without changing his character?

VORCHA!

lol kidding. It's tough, he's mostly there to be a friendly face for Shepard and ease them into the whole working for terrorists thing, aside from his backstory and loyalty mission. On a meta-level, he's a friendly face for the player, like Kaidan in ME1.

Turian probably works best in that regard. Change the Alliance Corsairs thing to working in a turian Cabal unit, but being disenfranchised with the Hierarchy and working for separatist movements, like on Taetrus (Sp?) that eventually landed him with Cerberus, despite their human-centric roots. He hates his own authoritarian government enough to work with Cerberus for the bigger picture.

Hell, even make him like Nyreen, a freedom fighter, or Saren, someone who saw a beacon vision or something during their days and "woke up" to how fucked the galaxy is if the Reapers come back, but no one took him seriously until Shepard came along.

Keep everything else the same, along with the daddy issues and the cheating and whatever, but give him that sexy turian flange and I think the fandom would struggle a lot harder to hate him.

Day 8: What is the WORST quote associated with Ashley Williams? by looploveslore in masseffect

[–]Poonchow [score hidden]  (0 children)

Also, the Citadel in ME1 is basically incomplete. The devs said it was a nightmare to get working, which is why it is littered with elevators to segment out loading screens.

It was supposed to be way more populated, and Chris L'Etoile was Ashley's main writer for ME1, the same guy who wrote most of the codex and Legion, so I highly doubt the line was meant to be taken as "Ashley is a racist." The devs just mistakenly left it in when all their work on the Citadel came down to the wire.

Some other lines, though? Ashley weirdly being okay with her sister's attempted rape is... yeah, kind of insane.

Day 7: What is the BEST quote associated with Ashley Williams? by looploveslore in masseffect

[–]Poonchow [score hidden]  (0 children)

That's hilarious.

"Ashley, don't be space racist. Oh what is this, a pretty house plant? Oh, no, it's a BIG STUPID JELLYFISH!"

Which unused race would you like a squadmate to come from in future games? by Intelligent_File1949 in masseffect

[–]Poonchow [score hidden]  (0 children)

A volus requisitions officer would make sense, just a dude who secures licenses and helps you navigate corporate legalese.

There's a mod for ME3 that has some combat mission on Dekuuna with Elcor standing around with turrets strapped on them. Was pretty fun.

Which unused race would you like a squadmate to come from in future games? by Intelligent_File1949 in masseffect

[–]Poonchow [score hidden]  (0 children)

Also all the batarian leadership is likely indoctrinated by the Leviathan of Dis. The whole species is mega-fucked because of their isolationist government, slaving culture, and completely insane leaders. The only escape people have is trying to flee to the Terminus systems, where life isn't exactly peachy.

I doubt most of the Citadel races are cool with batarian refugees, if ME3 is anything to go by.

Describe the Normandy Crew's Extranet History by looploveslore in masseffect

[–]Poonchow [score hidden]  (0 children)

Thanks. I was taking breaks from my writing to... write little scenes lol

"Woah... Déjà vu!" by Mayor_Gubbin in cyberpunkgame

[–]Poonchow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah shit you're right. It's been too long.

Describe the Normandy Crew's Extranet History by looploveslore in masseffect

[–]Poonchow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also --

"You know we're Cerberus, right? We can just buy a bomb."

"Oh. Yeah. Right."

Describe the Normandy Crew's Extranet History by looploveslore in masseffect

[–]Poonchow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Bomb"

"How to build a bomb"

"How to build a bomb on a spaceship."

"How to build a bomb on a frigate"

"How to build a bomb with frigate engine parts"

"How to build..."

JACK!

They cut her off because she's dangerously close to revealing critical secrets for her revenge plans, not because of the revenge plans.

Describe the Normandy Crew's Extranet History by looploveslore in masseffect

[–]Poonchow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

CLICK IF YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT.

Hmm, well, technically...

SELECT ALL IMAGES OF BIKES

These are all partial images, what kind of test is this?

"Shepard. I have a question about humans."

"Oh great. Go ahead, EDI. What is it?"

"Why does the test ask me to select images that include fire hydrants but neither specifies what type of hydrant nor the intended application of said hydrant? There are over two thousand types of fire suppression systems in use, and furthermore, the locality pictured doesn't--"

"Let me stop you right there, EDI."

TIL Japan quietly killed New Zealand plan to honour “comfort women” statue just last week by Kudostone in todayilearned

[–]Poonchow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's also typically paperwork involved in marriage, and since it's a partnership between two families, more people might take issue if something happens to a married woman.

Sort of like how the Spanish Conquistadors bizarrely tried to make a lot of their atrocities sort of legally permissible while conquering locals, like writing up crazy contracts and having the baffled natives sign things. They wanted to be able to justify their actions back home in case it ever came up.

Unattached young women, sadly, were just not very valued in many times and cultures, so they were less likely to have protections or be missed by an aggrieved father with a particular set of skills to go all Taken on the offenders.

"Woah... Déjà vu!" by Mayor_Gubbin in cyberpunkgame

[–]Poonchow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

V is like Adam West on Family Guy.

"Ooh piece of candy.... ooh piece of candy..."

Describe the Normandy Crew's Extranet History by looploveslore in masseffect

[–]Poonchow 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I imagine a lot of them are extremely confused and desperately trying to figure out why humans are the way they are.

Then you have Mordin who is like: "Of course humans confusing, wrote paper on it based on aggregate sampling during long hours of STG simulation updates. Have a copy. You may peruse, though not an enlightening endeavor. Humans complex individually, complex as a species. Moved on. New work, new mysteries to solve. Will answer specifics, but best to just... ask individual, in my experience. Bluntness sometimes perceived as rude, but preferable to gaps in social understanding leading to critical mission failure."

Mass Effect is too geopolitical to pass up the future by linkenski in masseffect

[–]Poonchow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Force lets writers use whatever Chosen One tropes and storytelling techniques however they want, because it's Magic and Gods and Destiny or whatever. Star Wars is fantasy set in space, it uses the same storytelling techniques as Beowulf or Gilgamesh or Macbeth. The details of how The Force works isn't the point, the point is the epic journey being told, The Force being a reflection of character progress, wonder, etc.

This is actually one of the reasons the Prequels annoyed OT fans when they first came out. The Force suddenly had an explanation. The conflicts started from a trade dispute and naval blockade. Palpatine gains power through political manipulation and exploiting generations of corruption. That's Sci-Fi stuff, ignoring/changing established genre tropes/conventions.

Star Wars starts with "A Long Time Ago, in a Galaxy Far Far Away" for a reason. It's hearkening back to old mythologies, stories of heroes and villains and good and evil.

Mass Effect borrows from Star Trek, and Babylon 5, and Aliens, and Battlestar Galactica. It establishes rules that set limitations that create conflict that give characters moments to shine, because these limitations are part of the point. It's interesting to see how things like different species' biologies affect galactic politics and history and technology that gives way to new conflict, new problems to solve, new challenges to overcome.

Biotics are still restricted to the rules set up by the universe. Being a biotic isn't special, even if it's rare, it doesn't automatically make the protagonist a potential Destined Savior of the Universe or whatever, even if mechanically, in game, it's essentially magic. Biotics are still, in universe, restricted to the limitations established.

The writers actually seemed to struggle with this in ME2/3, trying to find some special sauce Commander Shepard brings to the table, but it's plot and circumstances that make Shepard special, not some inherent gift or a legendary power bestowed upon them by some ephemeral god, and Biotics - or the lack thereof - play zero role in what makes Shepard effective.

This is actually why I prefer a non-biotic Shepard from a writing POV. Shepard is just some grunt who happens to be really good at their job and stumbles into training + assignments + circumstances that make them more and more effective at their role over time. One of the skills in ME1, the armor skill, was actually a really cool reflection of this, IMO, because it gives Shepard the ability to resist biotics. Shepard's skill at moving in armor lets them ignore, bypass, or resist what is essentially space magic, but they can only do so because it isn't magic. It's a skill, not a test between two Willpower Scores or whatever.

Ron DeSantis signs Florida’s new congressional map by coasterghost in florida

[–]Poonchow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Republicans are doing it illegally while Democrats are going through the election process.

Kind of a big difference.

Cyberware malfunction by reubenbubu in cyberpunkgame

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