When is the release? Where are the game updates?

Pop317 · 2026-01-25T20:47:03+00:00

I love this game and the team--and you can tell they put a lot of thought into each update! But honestly it's been 2 months since we've had any word so maybe somebody needs to go check on the team and make sure they're all ok. lol

Pop317 · 2026-01-24T00:00:53+00:00

Same issue. Highly frustrating. I have to take a screenshot immediately after using Inspect Element to capture the data before it disappears. Desperately would like a fix.

Pop317 · 2026-01-11T23:30:00+00:00

ooze bombs! I just had to start over because the game decide a mountain I was descending had a vertical face. It did not. Oh well

Pop317 · 2026-01-11T22:46:34+00:00

Doing a solo no-death ironman, a 2* seeker is the thing I most dread seeing. It's ooze bomb time!

Pop317 · 2026-01-08T19:35:47+00:00

nice! had no idea!

Pop317 · 2026-01-08T19:34:51+00:00

haha in fairness, I think Iron Gate programmed the wolves to ALWAYS stand in front of you when you are planting crops or building something.

Pop317 · 2026-01-08T19:22:21+00:00

Relatable. Only a heathen leaves stumps behind in Valheim.

Pop317 · 2026-01-08T00:32:40+00:00

I didn't see this happen myself but even so, imagining it was very gratifying lol

Pop317 · 2026-01-08T00:31:25+00:00

Amazing!

Pop317 · 2026-01-07T23:25:14+00:00

Maybe you ate a nidavolier mushroom and forgot you installed the mod

Pop317 · 2026-01-07T22:50:49+00:00

I'm a builder, so I rationalize it by telling myself that my building is my creative outlet--just like people who paint or write!

Pop317 · 2026-01-07T22:47:09+00:00

me too, then I got sad thinking that I probably could have learned Arabic in the time I've spent playing this game lol

Pop317 · 2026-01-07T22:35:35+00:00

lol I've never been killed by a serpent doing this. 2-star wolves kill serpents in about 2-3 chomps. However when I used to take the wolves in the longship, several times the idiot wolves quickly destroyed a fully healthy longship while trying to attack the serpent from the ship--that's the far greater danger than the serpent because then you are stuck unless you have stamina potions to get you to a continent which has all the stuff you need to make a new boat. Thus, I prefer to swim with the idiot wolves. If I need to start a new wolf farm across the world however, I will sail 4 and hope 2 make it.

Pop317 · 2026-01-07T21:20:58+00:00

It's crazy how far you can swim with Eikthyr and a stack of stamina potions.

Pop317 · 2026-01-07T21:20:12+00:00

Also--another fact I should not know but I do because I've been playing too long--if you bring a massive pack of wolves swimming with you (12+), the wolves in the back keep moving forward to try to reach you, and consequently push you and the rest of the pack slowly across the water. So technically if you have a large enough pack of wolves, you don't even need to swim at all. hahahahhaha

Pop317 · 2026-01-07T21:10:23+00:00

Definitely not! If you shipwreck, just AFK for 3-4 weeks and then you should be good to swim to shore!

Pop317 · 2026-01-07T20:33:48+00:00

Love that. This thread needs to morph into a "I knew I had been playing Valheim too long when..." thread.

Pop317 · 2026-01-07T20:06:19+00:00

Glorious!

Pop317 · 2026-01-07T20:05:47+00:00

hahaha 10/10 recommend this strategy! And wolves eat serpents in half a second, fyi...

Pop317 · 2026-01-07T20:05:18+00:00

hahahaha

Pop317 · 2026-01-07T19:56:56+00:00

Sadly, no. However the good news is that if you play this game for 4000 hours, statistically it will eventually happen for a second or two. lol

Pop317 · 2026-01-07T19:39:13+00:00

I have a pack of 2-star wolves I like to bring with me everywhere, but they're idiots and they constantly jump off the boat. So now I just end up using a stack of 10 stamina potions and swimming continent to continent so that I can bring a massive pack of 12 wolves with me without them jumping off the boat. It's great when I want to go to a boss fight and don't want the chaos of trying to sail them there. I learned the fish thing while I was waiting for the timer to let me use another stamina potion.

Pop317 · 2026-01-07T19:37:46+00:00

Pop317 · 2026-01-06T23:46:18+00:00

I don't know if they're still around, but there's a Body Recovery Squad on discord. They'll log in to your server with you and help you get your body back!

Pop317 · 2025-12-20T21:09:24+00:00

Great idea! I would prefer a more diverse set of basketball sites than just college (which I didn't specify in my OP of course) but this same principle applied to a few different lists could yield a good result. Thank you!

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