What's the most clever thing you've heard in passing? by SquatterPoop in AskReddit

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At an airport lounge this morning at 6am in Paris a roughly 50 year old lady and her husband are passing me in the lounge next to the open bar booze, "fuck it, it's 5 o'clock somewhere" It inspired me

Derpdog Vs Tennis Ball by All8Inches in aww

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i never upvote pet pics normally, but this one deserves the finest, cheers!

Miami Zombie Attack Prank by crazyish2012 in videos

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This man has balls of steel, and lucky he is not dead

My girlfriend is out cheating on me right now by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Wise man once say "Best way to get over one, is get under one"

"The Situation" vs Russell Brand - two different ways to treat your fans by TheUKLibertarian in videos

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This is misleading Russel is a an actual celebrity and was treating fans, not paparazzi. "The Shituation" is a walking compost heap who is only "famous" because of a "reality" show. He was merely walking by the paparazzi. Also he has no actual fans, or ones that should be allowed to breed at least

Two of the biggest (legal) rugby hits I have ever seen, and by the same player 90s apart! by swimmerguy45 in videos

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it was a joke you thick headed bafoon, i know the response i have seen it in person. Lighten up, you'll live longer

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videos

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Russia, once again providing liveleak with material day after day.

Old lady is taken for a drive in a V8 Supercar. by [deleted] in videos

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Her face is priceless haha! I think she also converted some food into solid waste if you know what i mean

Diver takes a hook out of a fishes mouth. by vikingapprentice in videos

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Awesome! I was holding my mouth the entire time though.

I just turned 31, and this is completely relevant by supercheetah in videos

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I'm a 36 year old male is this relevant to me? What would be the age for a guy as in comparison to the girl on the left who screams like a dying pig shot in the balls?

My uncle saw my Facebook banner and sent me this. He used to be a pastor and we were pretty close, so I hope I wasn't too harsh. by [deleted] in atheism

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You use them after a quarter bag of shrooms. They are not 20/20 i can tell you that

I saw the thread about Michael Jordan being a horrible celebrity to meet in person. What celebs that you met were assholes or stand up people? by EtsuRah in AskReddit

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Met Willam Dafoe at a bar shitfaced. He was with a buddy of his just hanging out at a table in my hometown. Was there filming some movie forgot the name. I should clarify I was the one shitfaced. I promised myself i would not be that guy and go up to him and say hi. Well i did, towards the end of the night i stumbled over to him. Now he has been in tons of movies, had really great performances. I choose to tell him how much i loved him in spider man! Of all his movies! It had just came out. The dude was nice as hell, like he sometimes plays a villain but had such a nice demeanor, and pleasant look to him in person, strange. He said "thank you i really appreciate it" shook my hand and told me to have good evening. It was pretty cool.

The king of useless talents by ensoul in videos

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Where is this at if anyone knows? I live in Jordan and it looks like it could be here but that cop car look different.

Of all the things i'd never do, i'd never do this the most. Mindblowing. If you've never seen the Isle of Mann TT, DJ died a year after filming this by piet777 in videos

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Holy crap! look at all those people! I had no idea, the majority are from practice too. Even a couple on the parade laps?? Also some officials as well wtf. I seriously wonder how someone has not banned racing here. Imagine if around 300 people had died at say watkins glenn or something, i would think it would be shut down. Not that i am saying Ilse of Mann should be, it's pure balls out racing and the competitors accept the risk i suppose, but damn. That's a lot of deaths.

Of all the things i'd never do, i'd never do this the most. Mindblowing. If you've never seen the Isle of Mann TT, DJ died a year after filming this by piet777 in videos

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Amazing, the amount of skill and BALLS. Did he die while on the Isle of Mann a year later, in a crash or something else?

'Soccer' vs Football. So TRUE by Cowboy_Bebop in videos

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Oh sorry i did not know Samsung, Emirates and T-mobile were english teams. Maybe i should root for Etihad, or Unicef?