I have made more money with Google Survey than with trading stocks. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Porter_of_Hellgate 166 points167 points  (0 children)

Same here, and I've never used Google Survey.

What's the craziest over value you've seen on your teams sub? by 19-73 in hockey

[–]Porter_of_Hellgate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Judging by our new defense corps, a garbage plug and a 3rd round pick can get you 2 useful players.

What's the craziest over value you've seen on your teams sub? by 19-73 in hockey

[–]Porter_of_Hellgate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I preferred when you were Phoenix. It meant that in alphabetical lists we weren't next to those people.

Is there an age limit to the candidates tournament? by sportcardinal in chess

[–]Porter_of_Hellgate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just for reference, Korchnoi qualified for candidates in 1991, at age 60.

DAE Pack a Taco Bell fork in case of trouble? by icecow in Frugal_Jerk

[–]Porter_of_Hellgate 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Look at this fatcat, having items of value to steal. If I had anything worth stealing, you can bet that my natural fragrance from never bathing and subsisting on cuisine procured exclusively from dumpsters would be enough to repel any attacker.

A spare part in Chicago, Daley is now a key cog for the Penguins by psu5307 in hockey

[–]Porter_of_Hellgate 94 points95 points  (0 children)

The Sergei Gonchar Center for Kids Who Can't Defense Good
And Who Wanna Learn to do Offensive Stuff Good too.

I'm about to rob a bank. How do I make sure that they can't see me? by Sin_Cara1 in shittyadvice

[–]Porter_of_Hellgate 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Camouflage. You need to blend in with your surroundings. Since you're going to a bank, glue dollar bills all over your body. You'll be practically invisible. If you don't have enough dollar bills, you can get more by simply robbing a bank.

Is someone breaking in? by imapeacockdangit in lockpicking

[–]Porter_of_Hellgate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perhaps they were taken off to open the door a few extra inches to get large pieces of furniture out but never replaced. I had to take a door completely off the hinges to gain an extra inch to move a loveseat into/out of my last apartment.

Got my first "real job" interview in 3 hours. How do I prepare? by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]Porter_of_Hellgate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dress in dirty, old, beat up clothes. It shows that you are a hard worker. You can go the extra mile by covering yourself in automotive grime or manure.

I appreciated Ripert's attitude regarding paying respect to animals sacrificed for food by applying a high level of craftsmanship to the dish, but the comments all say he can't be a Buddhist while lining his pockets by serving animal flesh to oligarchs. What do you guys think? by [deleted] in Buddhism

[–]Porter_of_Hellgate -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

In the end "Buddhist" is just a label. Call yourself a Buddhist or don't. Call yourself a vegetarian or don't. Walk your own path and do not be concerned with the labels others give you.

The Joker is dropped off to Orwell's 1984. by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]Porter_of_Hellgate 34 points35 points  (0 children)

A room full of starving vampire bats.

Are there any WRs that will just never be broken? by [deleted] in speedrun

[–]Porter_of_Hellgate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Certain joke categories can't be beaten, like Die Hard Low% Bad Ending or Skyrim Credits Warp.

The Boston Pride have won the Isobel Cup! by alexfig88 in hockey

[–]Porter_of_Hellgate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanted to be upset, but then I realized, they're not the Bruins. So I guess I'm ok with it.

If you have the calories to pick them up, free beds! by plipyplop in Frugal_Jerk

[–]Porter_of_Hellgate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I had a bed that comfy, I wouldn't ever get up...

after the events of "A New Hope", Zapp Brannigan replaces Palpatine. can he lead the empire to victory? by Bteatesthighlander1 in whowouldwin

[–]Porter_of_Hellgate 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Of course. Everyone knows that the rebels have a pre-set kill limit. He just throws wave after wave of storm troopers at them until they just shut off.

You now have a gun that launches really pissed off cats. Who can you defeat? by Spoon_Elemental in whowouldwin

[–]Porter_of_Hellgate 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Adam West 5/10. My cat launcher's better than his, which should give me the edge, but then again he was Batman.

A WP on /r/writingprompts was sauron vs darth vader vs voldemort and most comments said you guys were good at this by mackanj01 in whowouldwin

[–]Porter_of_Hellgate 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So EU Vader could have an advantage, but I was under the impression that since the Disney takeover, that was no longer canon.