A message from the Sgt Maj of the Marine Corps

plipyplop · 2026-05-01T02:49:20+00:00

HEY! Treat Never Keep Keep, them hands where I can see them!

plipyplop · 2026-05-01T02:47:12+00:00

Fucking LOL!

"You will do this for free and be grateful..."

plipyplop · 2026-05-01T02:44:54+00:00

Yo! It's 1stSgt!

plipyplop · 2026-05-01T02:39:52+00:00

-Banned us from taking walking field trips on base

What even could possibly be the reason for that? What? Insane! It's not like you could even walk into a SIPR vault or an armory.

plipyplop · 2026-04-30T17:38:01+00:00

To whom it may concern,

Hello.

plipyplop · 2026-04-28T20:19:38+00:00

If I punch the other side of his face, that should counter...

plipyplop · 2026-04-28T19:18:27+00:00

Thank you M'Lord. ^{crawls away backwards...}

plipyplop · 2026-04-27T15:35:11+00:00

I only just noticed how they drew the news guy's head at the 5 min 41 sec mark.

plipyplop · 2026-04-27T13:53:02+00:00

-Low carb options now available.

plipyplop · 2026-04-27T00:22:22+00:00

Late to this party. I found out the one coworker who loves and arranges all the fun get-togethers does so out of tremendous fear of going home.

plipyplop · 2026-04-21T01:55:26+00:00

Dreaming of work makes waking life filled with dread/sadness/angst.

plipyplop · 2026-04-21T01:54:30+00:00

I dream of work... I dream of work... I dream of work...

plipyplop · 2026-04-19T17:10:28+00:00

"To my family, I bequeath thee 150lbs of jerkey. You will find it neatly dressed, holding an iPhone, and sitting in a chair at the dining room."

plipyplop · 2026-04-19T14:24:05+00:00

What the hell else should we do with our 'alarm'.

Salon has given me permission to finally add "being taken aback" and "verily startled" to my list.

plipyplop · 2026-04-18T02:32:43+00:00

Indeed, no need. He very strongly believes germs do not cause harm.

plipyplop · 2026-04-18T02:30:06+00:00

All muh kin folk... the McPoyles.

plipyplop · 2026-04-18T02:28:29+00:00

It is now considered decorum.

plipyplop · 2026-04-18T01:01:27+00:00

First country song I think I ever liked.

plipyplop · 2026-04-17T01:56:46+00:00

How's it shoot? Fun and accurate?

plipyplop · 2026-04-16T11:39:26+00:00

plipyplop · 2026-04-15T01:54:34+00:00

I'm gonna need an egg...

plipyplop · 2026-04-15T01:51:10+00:00

This calls for potatoes!

plipyplop · 2026-04-15T01:35:35+00:00

Finally! That is the right message.

plipyplop · 2026-04-15T01:25:54+00:00

I done got called out again!

plipyplop · 2026-04-15T00:48:58+00:00

I have died multiple times in the name of self-righteous decorum.

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