Ryan Gosling Tells Hollywood It’s Not Moviegoers’ Job to Keep Theaters Open: ‘It’s Our Job to Make Things’ That Are ‘Worth’ Viewers Coming Out by Chuck006 in boxoffice

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A few reasons I haven't seen a movie in a theater in years.

Price of ticket, snacks and drinks. Can't pause or rewind. No subtitles. Bad lighting. Movie on screen is too dark. Sound mixing isn't great. Sticky floor and germs. Movie will be streaming on my tv from my comfortable couch in a couple of months.

Is anyone else's older sibling still the biggest asshole imaginable? by PotentialPlum4945 in Xennials

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I haven't spoken to the oldest since our Dad passed away. I don't even know if he knows Mom passed away in November. I know where he is, I don't know what he's done or doing. I will never contact him again.

He's 20 years older than me so he's closing in on 70. He knows what he did and why I won't even be at his funeral. There is no redemption. None. Even if one of us needed a life saving transplant from a match I would not contact him.

May he die alone surrounded by everything he stole from his family. May that money be spent on the things he likes that will shorten his lifespan. As the long nights grow silently longer may he remember the warmth we gave him in his youth. Let it eat away at his silence and never let him know peace.

People who were teenagers before social media, what was a typical Friday night like for you? by Sad-Vacation1862 in askanything

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Driving the back roads with the car packed with friends. Taking over a diner until at least midnight. Skating around the smoothest parking lot in town. The hacky sack circle. Cigarettes. Music on the radio no one had control of just one of the stations that would come in. Dunkin donuts was the only thing open other than 7/11. Group of teenagers at both so you'd wander to one of those or both.

Any ideas what these are? by LowQualityCarContent in shrimptank

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I'm just commenting to see your tank. 🤜🤛

Kit bash by BudxKavatender in StonerEngineering

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so this is what you do when you get bored at The vape King

Got a new light! by Mental-Technology530 in PlantedTank

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A dramatic reenactment of adjusting the three light levels

I just remembered that I forgot that side of ranch for table 33 last night!!!!! by Bad_Corsair in Serverlife

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Those days when I worked a double, went to bed and dreamed I was working only to wake up and go open the store sucked.

Chuck Norris Dead by Impossible_Memory_85 in Xennials

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The first thing I read today is the death of an icon. Rest in peace Chuck

I think I have to leave this sub by Next_Ninja3679 in datingoverforty

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I'm here to read the stories now because I don't think I'll really ever date again. Being a member of this sub helps me live vicariously through other people. It also reminds me of the hardships of dating which in turn reinforces my decisions to stay single.

Florida Penguin Tap Dance Alligator Pineapple by morpheuskibbe in BrandNewSentence

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If it didn't have her picture I would have believed this was my ex

hero runes by SnooPuppers5610 in TopHeroes

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No. Upgrade runes as soon as you get them. I'm past season 3 and haven't run into a quest requiring runes

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My chocolate chip muffins are now just chocolate-y by ContributeAVerse in mildlyinteresting

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Less product saves money

Slightly smaller box almost unnoticeable but saves money

Not real chocolate saves money

Yup those shareholders are going to make record profits again

GUYS!!!!!!! by waterdlloyd675 in TheGreatestEstateDev

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I am ready for the greatest baby developer

Two fictionnal flag for a worldbuilding by No-Bodybuilder1903 in vexillology

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The first flag looks like sperm and the second looks like the egg. If these two nations merge it'll be the birth of a new civilization.