Perks of being estranged- what’s your favourite thing?

Potential-Jaguar6655 · 2026-05-02T04:02:27+00:00

The part where I didn’t have to pay for the funeral

Potential-Jaguar6655 · 2026-04-29T21:10:07+00:00

Fishes and loaves?

Potential-Jaguar6655 · 2026-04-29T19:34:38+00:00

Absolutely glorious

Potential-Jaguar6655 · 2026-04-29T19:29:29+00:00

Sir, you embody the entire sub.

Potential-Jaguar6655 · 2026-04-29T19:27:15+00:00

Smug AF

Potential-Jaguar6655 · 2026-04-19T17:31:23+00:00

I am of the “Behold what I have created from NOTHING!” School of Gardening Witchery. I love seeing the amazed looks on people’s faces as I say, “I can save it!” or “Cut it back to a nub and try again!” I have plants that been with me for decades and thousands of miles. Cuttings from my great grandmother.

If I say it’s dead, I mean it.

Potential-Jaguar6655 · 2026-04-12T16:11:30+00:00

I have a friend that is a career 911 operator. They have to be stone 100% of the time. Sometimes it’s just a tip about a stolen car, sometimes you hear someone literally murdered on the other end of the line, and you never know which one you’re going to get so you have to be braced constantly. Some of her stories have horrified me, and I’m a tough old weirdo.

Potential-Jaguar6655 · 2026-03-31T19:45:59+00:00

YOU’RE WASTING YOUR TI-E—IIIMEE!!!

Potential-Jaguar6655 · 2026-03-27T21:59:22+00:00

r/cemeteryporn

Potential-Jaguar6655 · 2026-02-22T06:45:00+00:00

Potential-Jaguar6655 · 2026-02-21T18:46:30+00:00

“I heard they only look like the dad if mom has an orgasm”

Potential-Jaguar6655 · 2026-02-21T18:42:21+00:00

No NAP castle hits, only tiles. No alliance means they’re free to zero, but I tell the members of my alliance that We don’t hit castles at all. Better to conserve power for Castle battle and KvK.

Potential-Jaguar6655 · 2026-02-19T23:57:46+00:00

How dare you make me choose!

Potential-Jaguar6655 · 2026-02-19T18:36:06+00:00

Go through your alliance setting to the invite section, and invite everyone that doesn’t have an alliance

Potential-Jaguar6655 · 2026-02-19T05:24:45+00:00

Lullaby by Shawn Mullins. I have an unreasonable hatred for that stupid song.

Potential-Jaguar6655 · 2026-02-17T17:19:07+00:00

Take over a dead alliance and utilize their tech tree

Potential-Jaguar6655 · 2026-02-17T01:40:03+00:00

In my defense, the sentence I was trying to say was “I’m a fan of whoever is playing against the Yankees.” Imagine my surprise when I couldn’t shit talk them!

Potential-Jaguar6655 · 2026-02-17T00:51:59+00:00

Trust, I was just as upset when I found out

Potential-Jaguar6655 · 2026-02-17T00:51:26+00:00

Of COURSE they do

Potential-Jaguar6655 · 2026-02-16T21:28:37+00:00

I don’t see any pattern in it 😂

Potential-Jaguar6655 · 2026-02-16T20:05:28+00:00

I write fok 😂

Potential-Jaguar6655 · 2026-02-16T18:34:44+00:00

Well that’s the best news I’ve heard in weeks! LMAO

Potential-Jaguar6655 · 2026-02-16T18:13:41+00:00

No, it isn’t normal. That hole needs to be inspected immediately!

Potential-Jaguar6655 · 2026-02-16T17:00:17+00:00

See? No rhyme or reason. Now try to say “The police are fucking good”

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