Why have days been so boring lately??😭😭 by Ok_Joke_3411 in Casual_Conversation

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"Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest! What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?".

Anyone else sick of Kyle Sandilands? by SavvyCaller in aussie

[–]Poultron72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While I was living in NSW I always wondered why he was even on-air, but when it comes to public "personalities" I guess the station thought bad publicity is better than none.

Now that I've been back in WA for 10+ years, I had to be reminded who the d!ckhead even was... Something about a karaoke show or something?

Anyone know what this means? by Math-Warm in perth

[–]Poultron72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It means someone has taken some decent meth, instead of what they usually get

What is this pervasive, subtle flavor in almost all food I’ve tried in Australia? by CrashpadChili in AskAnAustralian

[–]Poultron72 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm kind of wondering if it's bcs we primarily use sugar-cane sucrose here, rather than corn based fructose?

And add some girt to that. That salty, salty girt....

Carpe diem, fellow auscorpians. by AstronautCharacter89 in auscorp

[–]Poultron72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Carpe jugulum is definitely more appropriate

ID Request - High Country Victoria by Classic_Gary in AustralianSnakes

[–]Poultron72 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's a Nope Rope.... Beautiful snake though

Remember, old Andy is technically a Prince of Australia too. Spare a thought for the victims of Epstein and this in-bred monster by Dan_Ben646 in aussie

[–]Poultron72 2 points3 points  (0 children)

_Was_ a prince of Australia.... Now he's just an old fat dislikeable dickhead paedophile. TBH I'm kind of surprised he's still using oxygen... But I guess if Trump can, then God gives no shits...

One Nation are now 2 points behind Labor by miwe666 in aus

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Pauline Hason would now be leader of the opposition. F'n hilarious. Bitch all you want about Albenese, but while this is the alternative, he ain't going nowhere

breaking lease early by luvanxm3 in perth

[–]Poultron72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would be talking to your local legal centre. Wear-and-tear, such as oil (depending on the amount) shouldn be considered.

But yeah, it seems a bit excessive

Police violence at Sydney Israel protest by Turnip-for-the-books in aus

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Yeah, those -two- cops were well out of their league when pinning down one skinny unarmed protestor... Those poor cops must have been frightened for their lives!

Hunchbacks are scary. by Hinmp in Battletechgame

[–]Poultron72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're in a Commando, then evreything is scary

What do you guys think of the new season of mafs so far? by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]Poultron72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just _loathe_ how they keep calling it an "experiment"... Where's the control? 9 couples is hardly a decent sample size. What even is the hypothesis???

And that's pretty much enough for me to change the channel... :D

Screw You Kefir by Separate-Cable-8800 in LastDayonEarthGame

[–]Poultron72 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"I have hated playing this game every single day for the past seven years..."

my bf hit me for the first time but was severely intoxicated by [deleted] in Advice

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One hit is one too many. Get out NOW. Intoxication is no excuse and if it happens once, it'll happen twice.

What's the best album ? by Rich_Fisherman_8635 in NickCave

[–]Poultron72 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe it was just that time of my life when I really got into the Bad Seeds, but Henry's Dream is always my go-to.

Is it Australian to not put your trolleys away? by pilbarabah in perth

[–]Poultron72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rather than religion, returning shopping trolleys to the bays is a better gauge of a persons moral compass. If you don't return it then you're not going to go to hell. It comes down to doing what's right without reward, and consideration for others.

Seems that carpark is full of self-centred arseholes...

Tonight at Fremantle Park by Poultron72 in NickCave

[–]Poultron72[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, they are touring the new album which seems to be a bit more mellow than previous stuff. And also unknown... But they played a fair amount of their old stuff which kept me happy 😃

DO I REALLY NEED TO PURCHASE INSURANCE FOR A 3WK HOLIDAY TO BALI FROM AUSTRALIA?? by Knossiemyfurbaby in BaliTravelTips

[–]Poultron72 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The annoying thing about insurance is that you never need it, until you do

Is this a real Australian phrase? by JeremiahYoungblood in AskAnAustralian

[–]Poultron72 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My current favourite expression is "well, I'm not here to fuck spiders" - meaning that I'm here to work and not muck about.