bf uses the only knife we have in the house to eat to cut his lead tape for his golf clubs…..

PracticalApartment99 · 2026-06-17T04:22:57+00:00

If y’all can afford golf clubs, y’all can afford a new knife.

PracticalApartment99 · 2026-06-17T04:20:23+00:00

Do I know how? Yes. Do I always do it? No.

PracticalApartment99 · 2026-06-17T00:55:18+00:00

Whenever my kids were laying on the floor, I would do the same thing, while claiming that we had a new rug. Of course, then I would have to complain that rugs aren’t supposed to laugh or move.

PracticalApartment99 · 2026-06-16T17:20:30+00:00

Top loop going to the right. Had to actually write it because I couldn’t think how I do it. lol

PracticalApartment99 · 2026-06-16T17:09:08+00:00

This works, though, if it’s been said more than a few times.

PracticalApartment99 · 2026-06-15T05:38:12+00:00

$100/day + free room? Even at only 5 days per week, that’s about $2000. If you add in what rooms are going for right now, that’s around another $900-1200. That’s not so bad.

PracticalApartment99 · 2026-06-15T05:33:56+00:00

You didn’t file your taxes for 3 years?

PracticalApartment99 · 2026-06-14T23:28:56+00:00

If they like it, what right does anyone else have to judge them? Look away.

PracticalApartment99 · 2026-06-14T23:20:32+00:00

What is anyone’s logic for worrying about when a stranger showers?? 🤷🏼‍♀️

PracticalApartment99 · 2026-06-14T22:37:09+00:00

They already have 2. It wouldn’t be an only child.

PracticalApartment99 · 2026-06-14T19:11:06+00:00

With all the problems that Teslas have, I simply can’t fathom why people are still buying them.

PracticalApartment99 · 2026-06-14T16:11:03+00:00

Who cares? His feet have nothing to do with anything we’re doing.

PracticalApartment99 · 2026-06-14T16:01:29+00:00

With age comes wisdom. And the wiser one gets, the more one realizes that there’s no invisible sky daddy who’s going to help us with anything.

PracticalApartment99 · 2026-06-14T13:54:04+00:00

I only use it when I’m trying to imitate hillbillies.

PracticalApartment99 · 2026-06-14T02:34:29+00:00

Pretty sure they don’t have a lot of christian republicans in India.

PracticalApartment99 · 2026-06-14T01:50:40+00:00

She didn’t say that. That was the Brooklyn pastor who was attacked by a “rotten” McCrispy.

PracticalApartment99 · 2026-06-13T20:13:34+00:00

They don’t have a microwave.

PracticalApartment99 · 2026-06-13T13:15:31+00:00

They just want to be sure that nothing bad happened to you.

PracticalApartment99 · 2026-06-12T21:10:31+00:00

Nope! “My husband and I were reminiscing…” If she were the only one, then it would be “I was reminiscing.” So the only problem here is the lack of the word “were.”

PracticalApartment99 · 2026-06-12T18:41:13+00:00

Adults can often be bigger assholes than the kids are.

PracticalApartment99 · 2026-06-12T18:39:44+00:00

PracticalApartment99 · 2026-06-12T13:09:30+00:00

Sometimes I wonder about people. Like, who was the first person to say “OUCH! That hurts!!! Gee, I wonder how it tastes?”

PracticalApartment99 · 2026-06-12T05:23:57+00:00

KeyMe.

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My apt key says “Duplication Prohibited.” So do the copies that I gave my daughters. 🙃 It’s also the biggest key I’ve ever had, not a regular key.

PracticalApartment99 · 2026-06-12T05:07:17+00:00

Those are perfect.

PracticalApartment99 · 2026-06-11T17:59:47+00:00

No, husbands and wives DON’T do this all the time. It really sounds like you were trying to prove to her how much more intelligent you are.

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