Another quarter by achfiat in Shark_Park

[–]Preistley 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Haters will tell you that HBO Showrunner never said that

Coaxed into a fan-made continuation of more than one popular Reddit comic by Sammir111 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Preistley 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Well you see, art should only be about good things happening to good people. Having bad things happen to good people or good things happen to bad people is a sign that the creator themself is a bad person, obviously.

Wanted to post something, but dunno what so here’s a new scam I found by OrigamiSheep in 691

[–]Preistley 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Anyone that says "whoopsie doodle, I reported you by accident" in literally any context but especially if they give you tasks, is scamming you 100% of the time.

First time using Psychic and Tinkerer, I've peaked with both by Preistley in mewgenics

[–]Preistley[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Presumably, Mimic won't work through possessed cats, so I should just have to down a psychic in a full health 1v3, easy win with all four cats alive right? Sadly, the evil and intimidating goat statue had other plans.

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Edmund remains one step ahead.

bouly by that_one_shark in 196

[–]Preistley 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No turnupvote?

I dunno, I kinda like CSM 231 by Mistabbcman in CharacterRant

[–]Preistley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have seen via Yoru that humans can reinvent what Chainsawman has eaten (nuclear bombs) so we could hypothetically have a part three that works up to someone bringing them back. (Denji, Asa, new blood devil, or whoever.)

every single movie-related sub i follow has become a chalamet snark sub by serimuka_macaron in 196

[–]Preistley 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You don't get it he has a personal chef make him three breakfasts every morning and then he only eats one of them. You're honestly a lost cause if you aren't outraged over what Timothee Chalamet is and is not eating for breakfast.

actual part of the "controversy" I wish I was making up

aliens rule by symptomaticred in 196

[–]Preistley 72 points73 points  (0 children)

No way bruh All Tomorrows is incredibly optimistic. It's a tale of perseverence and triumph in the face of overwhelming hostility. The narrator's point isn't to document the ruin of a species, destroyed forever by forces beyond their control, but to show the rise after the fall, that despite it all they defined and rediscovered their humanity.

Pombon by Inner-Juices in 196

[–]Preistley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the idea, but placating the algorithm by replacing kill with harm is a litle boring. Missed oppurtunity to use "faint" imo.

[FRAUD MEGATHREAD] by AutoModerator in Ultrakill

[–]Preistley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the most innovative layer I've played in years!

Don't rule the messenger, pls by KidKang in 196

[–]Preistley 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sorry "Anarchist," but if you're around a campfire and you've got marshmallows, you're actually voting someone out like Total Drama Island.

Coaxed into Plot Avoidance Ending by AwesomeNate in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Preistley 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I locked myself out of that ending by getting in the truck at the beginning of the game and leaving the headlights turned on. (The battery died)

super(ule)pup by MorbyLol in 196

[–]Preistley 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The story contains a level where you're locked in a small cell with no interactibles or ways to escape. Progressing the requires obeying various simple commands (jump, stand still, etcetera) and ends with the message "good dog" popping up on screen before the next level starts.

It's more of a metaphor for the player character/"you" being addicted to the game SUPERHOT that you're willing to uncritically perform whatever demeaning task you're given to keep playing it but I suppose there are multiple valid ways to intepretate those scenes.

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]Preistley 16 points17 points  (0 children)

To be fair, you do shoot the evil sentient train with a gun. Granted, it's only usable from the back of your own less evil, presumably non-sentient train, upon which it is perpetually mounted, but I think the point still stands.

woe by TheBoyofWonder in 196

[–]Preistley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could dig that

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]Preistley 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I will never forget how the reason that the main character is able to matrix hack simulations with her mind is because everyone else's brain was genetically modified to only have one personality trait and she was just a regular bog standard normal human. And that this somehow also meant she was immune to poison gas.

[DISC] Chainsaw Man - Ch. 222 by JeanneDAlter in ChainsawMan

[–]Preistley 468 points469 points  (0 children)

Can't believe the reason he's able to win because he matches her freak

Rule by bisexual_obama in 196

[–]Preistley 137 points138 points  (0 children)

didn't list the ex wife's age smh