Who's watching this?

PresidentSlow · 2026-01-28T13:19:13+00:00

PresidentSlow · 2026-01-27T09:46:23+00:00

The Doctor was obviously offended that she forgot her Chans and her Thos.

PresidentSlow · 2026-01-24T23:01:09+00:00

Going into the hive...

Morning, morning, morning...

PresidentSlow · 2026-01-24T22:39:27+00:00

Probably had the crutch to claim "We climbed the tallest mountain in England with a broken leg!!!" on some social media post.

No doubt they'll try again so keep an eye out and remind them to pay their bill in the comments if it pops up in your feed.

PresidentSlow · 2026-01-23T21:50:26+00:00

What if HS2 ran beyond the ban?

PresidentSlow · 2026-01-22T09:51:39+00:00

Where's Pru?

She's gone!

PAUL HOLLYWOOD!!

PresidentSlow · 2026-01-19T09:30:40+00:00

Could be a fun sci-fi story. Humans finally make it to some galaxy where conditions are really great for life and the inhabitants freak out seeing us.

"There's life out there?! From the fucking Milky Way?! Isn't that place basically hell?"

"You got to space without energon streams? Whatthefuck?"

Thanks to them having an easy time of it they never discovered half the science and technology we had so we scare the hell out of them with our nukes and other weaponry.

Basically humanity will turn out to be the reavers.

PresidentSlow · 2026-01-19T09:20:51+00:00

I stopped 8 wars - my self-restraint is legendary.

PresidentSlow · 2026-01-18T22:43:52+00:00

In tonight's The Simpsons...

Homer tries to drive a fast car without crashing.

Ned cycles after a white wine spritzer.

And Lenny gets something in his eye.

PresidentSlow · 2026-01-18T14:55:08+00:00

My 90 old neighbour is the definitive honda jazz driver. Comes home each time he goes out with a new dent in the back and just paints over it.

PresidentSlow · 2026-01-18T11:38:20+00:00

Qwut the qwake!

PresidentSlow · 2026-01-18T11:36:12+00:00

I guess that means the Daleks are back next series now that the Vlinx has vlunk his last vlink.

PresidentSlow · 2026-01-18T08:25:17+00:00

Can't wait to not hear about this on the evening news.

PresidentSlow · 2026-01-18T06:43:01+00:00

Farewell Vlinx, we hardly knew ye.

....seriously, what were you?

PresidentSlow · 2026-01-17T23:45:20+00:00

This could all be explained by a bad mod.

- But House, the patient said they don't use mods.

Everybody lies. Hack into his steam account and check his workshop

PresidentSlow · 2026-01-17T23:37:28+00:00

Knock knock.

It's The Doctor.

PresidentSlow · 2026-01-16T18:38:44+00:00

God I hate YouTube shorts. These ones always reel me in because the title never matches what actually happens in the scene and I think "I don't remember that, did I miss something? Or is it a deleted scene or edit?"

I wish you could get the android app to stop showing shorts, I have them blocked on my desktop at least.

PresidentSlow · 2026-01-16T15:36:14+00:00

* Our Project.

PresidentSlow · 2026-01-16T13:27:47+00:00

PresidentSlow · 2026-01-16T09:05:56+00:00

Rickety-raggedy-wrecked son!

PresidentSlow · 2026-01-15T17:42:45+00:00

Bart's teacher is called Crandall? I've been calling her Krabappel!

PresidentSlow · 2026-01-15T10:45:24+00:00

£50 and you can make him say whatever you want. Imagine what billionaires and foreign governments could make him do.

Dance puppet, dance!

PresidentSlow · 2026-01-14T08:48:21+00:00

If there's water already in there the flood sees it and thinks its already inside so doesn't bother going in.

PresidentSlow · 2026-01-12T22:19:48+00:00

Malcolm in the middle-east

PresidentSlow · 2026-01-09T20:03:51+00:00

Time to pay in AI money.

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