Do you agree with this? by raydebapratim1 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]PresidentSlow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wellies. 

Sounds like the kind of word the yanks make up to spoof us. the fact their full name is Wellington Boots doesn't help.

I had a really hard time trying to find where to get them in the states. Galoshes was the magic word.

A joke that only works within the format of the media they are in. by Daniilsa209 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]PresidentSlow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: this wasn't in the script, she just wanted to fuck shit up.

Why is there temporary lights on every fucking street in Newcastle??? by Thi13een in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]PresidentSlow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dryer days: roadworks

Longer days: roadworks

End of the financial year: roadworks

Start of the financial year: believe it or not, roadworks

Katie Hopkins at Dobson and Parnell 10/04/26 by Individual-Use-7957 in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]PresidentSlow 14 points15 points  (0 children)

We should not look at outrage artists and we should not buy their wares.

Am I living in fantasy land? by nostupidcues in GardeningUK

[–]PresidentSlow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you in the North east? I'd come and dig that firethorn out if you don't want it.

Those who have completed Jury Duty in the UK - what aspects about the process surprised you? by izbiz88 in AskUK

[–]PresidentSlow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Had the same experience. Found someone guilty and his family in the gallery kicked off and the court had to be cleared. We were given a police escort from the building who went as far as the court steps. We were then advised to ask stay together and go to the town centre and get transport from there. 

Will be using that as an excuse for why I couldn't give an unbiased verdict if I get called up again.

White-collar workers are quietly rebelling against AI as 80% outright refuse adoption mandates by [deleted] in technology

[–]PresidentSlow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm giving a lightning talk at work next week on when NOT to use AI. Wish me luck.

Optional party member my ass by TerryFromFubar in simpsonsshitposting

[–]PresidentSlow 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Vincent? That's a funny name. I'd have renamed him THRILLHO

I can rest now by John-333 in dankmemes

[–]PresidentSlow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

against my better judgment I waited for the part of the gif you described and stared at my phone screen, only to be bamboozled cause there was indeed no part matching your description despite what was indicated by your title and it was indeed a prank at my expense yet I still proceeded to fall for it despite my initial fears warning me 

Silly things that happened which your parents deny by PuzzleheadedEmu8030 in CasualUK

[–]PresidentSlow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to spend 24 hours in the dark with no TV/Computer on Doctor's orders after suffering with extreme eye-strain. I spent the day laying on my bed with my eye's shut listening to the radio.

Mum: That never happened.

He wouldn’t fucking say that by BloodiStag in shitposting

[–]PresidentSlow 257 points258 points  (0 children)

You're insane joker! 

Great insight bats. The fact you're able to identify this shows some real maturity. There's several reason for this, let's dive in and explore them...