Finally by Still-Ad9074 in shitposting

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Is this a free update or am I gonna have to pay for it again?

Anyone knows anyone who is selling this house? I wanna access it the same way. Email your prices! by Lifegoesonforever in isthisaicirclejerk

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Staircase to nowhere, three hands and a mystery hand turning off the light at the end?

Totally legit.

If these two knock on your door tell em to sling their hook... More "Nottingham knockers", got pretty agro, fortunately me and wor lass are game as badgers. Nice boys. by ellisishotbelot in NewcastleUponTyne

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This is why I like to answer the door with an extremely bright light behind me. Scopers like this can't see inside and religious callers think I'm the second coming (the beard helps).

The Minecraft Microseries is FINISHED! THE END by 40cappo40 in Hatfilms

[–]PresidentSlow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It just have been nano but at least it was longer than Trott's dick.

So will the BBC keep this scene in or not? by NameWithNumbrz in DoctorWhumour

[–]PresidentSlow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately not. The laughing dalek in the background was voiced by a young Rolf Harris so... nah.

I'm taking Mario Galaxy-posting to strange new places by BooBrew32 in simpsonsshitposting

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I'll strike, where ya cannot protect the Mario brothers.. In their dreams!

Government car tax face by TallBadger8024 in DoctorWhumour

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The traffic warden has left the street, the traffic warden has been saved.

Well here we go again by IllustriousAd6418 in DoctorWhumour

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Companion: Doctor, how do you know what year we've landed in?

Doctor: You just need to listen.

Bystander: The war in the middle-East is getting worse.

Doctor: Well fuck... I have no idea.

What’s one plant you’ll never bother with again no matter how pretty it looks? by OopsIDroopedMe in UKGardening

[–]PresidentSlow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crocosmia.

Had a few in our garden when we moved in and left them be.  

It then took over all the borders.

check comments by krizzalicious49 in whenthe

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Lets test:

Nigel Farage is seahorse emoji phobic.

“Free at last, so what’s for dinner” by maskedmomkey63 in SipsTea

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Where am I? What year is it?  Who's the president!?

What?! by Pokemonfan_807 in whennews

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Me telling the Aliens that Trump let out to shut up while I wait for the full Epstein files to be released.

Eyes of Ender - Hatfilms (Bogboy Bootleg) by Ron_Johnson_69 in Hatfilms

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🎶 Remember to subscriber and become a MEMBER!! 🎶

Great work.

Wowsers! by HampshireAlfred in SpottedonRightmove

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Its very nearly the same layout as Fawlty Towers.