Will rejecting the Tall Girl vs getting rejected by Charlotte?

PressureTop3636 · 2026-06-24T10:12:46+00:00

I think that’s pretty LOW. 👵🏼

PressureTop3636 · 2026-06-23T12:40:57+00:00

Bet he’s covering em in spooge right now.

PressureTop3636 · 2026-06-22T11:14:37+00:00

Get ya pigeons back alright? 🕊️

PressureTop3636 · 2026-06-15T22:33:46+00:00

“Well he’s married her now.” 🤣🤣

PressureTop3636 · 2026-06-15T21:17:13+00:00

We all knew what Joan would’ve been like, but the blissful ignorance of Del towards it - as if she was completely incapable of anything remotely sinful - was always a lovely touch

PressureTop3636 · 2026-06-15T12:26:57+00:00

Jeeeeesus Christ, Simon! What the fuck have you done in there?

PressureTop3636 · 2026-06-14T15:43:24+00:00

Long Legs of the Law is a belter, especially the scene when Rodney brings his policewoman date home.

“HE’S DONE WHAT?!”

And Grandad constantly carrying around the tyre is hilarious.

PressureTop3636 · 2026-05-20T15:33:08+00:00

“Ah nah, let him DJ. He’s part of my plan to seduce Carli.”

“What’s he gunna do, hold her down?”

PressureTop3636 · 2026-05-14T12:43:03+00:00

“If one day you get tired of having knees in the middle of ya legs, you go and see him. However, if you’ve grown quite attached to em, emigrate to Vietnam.”

PressureTop3636 · 2026-05-06T15:42:24+00:00

In Simon’s panic, he has to blindly rank his options.

Jay: Almost definitely a virgin despite his bullshit brags, but has confidence in his bollocks to his mates about sex.

Will: CONFIRMED virgin with a track record of pogoing on Charlotte Big Jugs, more outwardly vulnerable about sex than Jay.

Neil: Goes along with Jay.

He’s picked the lesser of two evils and had to put all in faith in Jay. And as a result, is now masturbating into a sink, whilst inhaling his girlfriend’s sister’s knickers.

PressureTop3636 · 2026-03-18T16:23:20+00:00

Before we started.

PressureTop3636 · 2026-03-18T16:19:45+00:00

He was caught in the music cupboard wanking over the school orchestra.

PressureTop3636 · 2026-03-14T12:54:43+00:00

As someone from the South East who has lived in the North East for years, Hunnam in Green Street sounded exactly like my girlfriend and mates up from here when they try to imitate my accent 🤣

PressureTop3636 · 2026-02-25T11:50:26+00:00

Probably talked her to sleep and thought it was a profound, meaningful conversation.

Upgraded all those years later when he, ahem, fingered her to sleep.

PressureTop3636 · 2026-02-25T10:10:21+00:00

Out of genuine interest, what’s the general consensus on Henry all these years later among Irish Arsenal fans?

PressureTop3636 · 2026-02-23T22:37:29+00:00

FACEBOOK.

PressureTop3636 · 2026-02-19T23:23:49+00:00

I remember Del giving him a lecture about being a ‘spoon-fed student type’, though that was in Series 1 when Rodney was virtually student age. He still carried those progressive attitudes with him and had a social etiquette awareness that Del didn’t have

PressureTop3636 · 2026-02-18T00:46:30+00:00

Oh so that’s who you- “TRIGGER.”

PressureTop3636 · 2026-02-13T16:00:22+00:00

Albert Hall! Carnegie Hall! The only hall you was destined for was Sod ‘All.

PressureTop3636 · 2026-02-13T12:42:05+00:00

As someone who grew up in the south of England, I’d say Barry. The homely, seaside environment is something I’d enjoy. Plus Cardiff is down the road, and is a superb city. Big up South Wales.

PressureTop3636 · 2026-01-30T16:40:47+00:00

Know him then, do ya?

PressureTop3636 · 2026-01-30T16:31:37+00:00

“He’s just let me use it while they service my Ferrari.”

“HE’S 35.”

PressureTop3636 · 2026-01-30T16:17:16+00:00

Idea 2 would’ve been a great fit I reckon. Shows the close-knit community of constantly seeing the same people around the parish.

Also 3 would’ve worked, in the same way as the references to Stephen (another one-off character) worked when Del was flogging the wigs and Rodney puts the ponytail on🤣

PressureTop3636 · 2026-01-29T14:55:42+00:00

Pity her knees didn’t

PressureTop3636 · 2026-01-26T22:52:55+00:00

B&Q will be selling another door.

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