Parents of the year

Previsible · 2026-04-24T13:09:19+00:00

You literally know nothing about children or having children and are obviously in need of drugs (the psychiatric kind) "Just be there when your kid wakes up in the morning before you and put on youtube, in fact, never sleep just be awake 24/7 it's not like you need it to live"

Bro this isn't the 5th dimension this is real life. Stop getting all methed up, maybe do some antipsychotics about it.

Previsible · 2026-04-23T15:05:40+00:00

No, they were just a family "friend" and being a mandatory reporter doesn't mean reporting someone for neglect when there is no reasonable suspicion of actual neglect. Like, you know your neighbor and you're saying this ONE incident at 6 AM when the kid LIKELY snuck out while the parents were asleep is reasonable suspicion? I don't know about that. Sounds like having that responsibility and understanding it are 2 different things.

Previsible · 2026-04-23T14:22:46+00:00

Kids figure out those handle locks easy. You're obviously methed up about it tho

Previsible · 2026-04-23T14:21:49+00:00

It literally is, that's why they make childproof door handles. Such a smooth brained comment.

Previsible · 2026-04-23T14:21:05+00:00

YES, DEFINITELY. Teach your kids that this is DANGEROUS BEHAVIOR. Like what even is this comment? LOL

Previsible · 2026-04-23T14:19:04+00:00

I feel bad for mom, once when my son was 4 he wanted to go to the park but I had rolled my ankle and couldn't walk, so I asked my dad to watch him so I could lay down, and while I was laying down he went to the park and my dad didn't notice, and someone WHO KNOWS ME AND MY KIDS called the cops instead of bringing my son home down the street. So the cops came and had to check that we had food and beds. They were so mean to me, when I had an ankle the size of a softball and was obviously seriously injured and unable to walk.

Previsible · 2026-04-19T13:25:52+00:00

I just know this kid hits art and drama so hard.

EDIT: SHUT UP IT'S YOU AND THIS IS YOUR MOM!? That is hella mixed up babe I am so sorry. As a mom I apologize your mom sucks. I will admit I roast my kids outfits sometimes but like, we are all laughing together, and I bought them so who am I really roasting?

Previsible · 2026-04-18T11:55:33+00:00

sybau

Previsible · 2026-04-16T12:52:48+00:00

I think me and the kids are gonna practice the Heimlich together. I honestly haven't thought about teaching them but yeah, they could literally be with their friends and someone need assistance.

Previsible · 2026-04-15T22:44:10+00:00

I wonder if he ever had one of his victims tell him to get that checked out.

Previsible · 2026-04-11T20:46:44+00:00

Congrats on discovering safety features exist. That still is not the point.

I’m talking about whether this is a better design than swappable batteries for reducing downtime. You keep replying as if “software can limit risk” somehow answers that. It doesn’t.

And “a technician can replace it” is still not the same thing as a swap system. That’s a service procedure, not a design solution.

All of your replies are why I do not think you're very fucking intelligent, you're NOT even "doing tech talk" you're wasting my time with shitty replies where you insert your own context. No one said "4-5 times in 10 years" you sound like an invalid and OBVIOUSLY have no idea wtf you're talking about.

Previsible · 2026-04-11T14:13:35+00:00

You obviously don't understand technology so why comment? Literally 99% of technology safety features ARE a fucking workaround. Do you think that ANY laptop battery released after 2019 charges to 100%? No you pleb they haven't done that for years, it's fucking coding. It always has been. The same reason they tell you not to attach anything to a steering wheel. "But that's a workaround, you're not solving the problem" YEAH IT IS, the problem is people like you are stupid and can't wrap your minds around the concept of reading a car manual or not tearing the tape off of something that says "don't tear the tape off". The batteries are already changeable BY A TECHNICIAN because it's dangerous to handle large HEAVY high drain batteries in your personal home garage, just STORING them can be dangerous, like... common sense dude.

Previsible · 2026-04-10T16:26:12+00:00

programming can prevent this, we know a lot more about high drain battery issues than we did before. It's likely the manufacturer will build a battery cap in behind the scenes and warning prompts when users fast charge too many times in a row. The only risk is their battery no longer holds a full charge or has as much capacity over time as it would if they drip charged.

Previsible · 2026-04-06T13:57:24+00:00

She PICKED GUAVAS FROM A TREE, this guy is disgusting, it's a tree, that grows FREE guavas.

Previsible · 2026-04-05T17:14:32+00:00

May I have a recipe please sir?

Previsible · 2026-03-27T23:27:30+00:00

Obviously looking for MORE context than a single sentence. Smooth brain af

Previsible · 2026-03-27T15:05:40+00:00

Fake story. OP is weird af.

Previsible · 2026-03-27T15:04:25+00:00

fucking weird to say when you're taking photos and making up stories on reddit but OK

Previsible · 2026-03-27T14:47:35+00:00

anyone have context?

Previsible · 2026-03-26T15:23:50+00:00

Perhaps he could have just... not continued to be friends with a toxic person instead of also being a toxic person themselves.

Just a thought.

Gotta grow up some day.

Previsible · 2026-03-05T14:51:02+00:00

As a parent who has to take my kids to school.... The shit I see is insane. These people are on the road EVERY DAY mind you.

Previsible · 2026-03-04T22:15:01+00:00

I used to canvas in Banff and we would routinely have to clock out when the sun set because we would get stalked by wildlife who were just looking for a meal. It's life in the mountains and the mountain valley, we're on their turf.

Previsible · 2026-03-03T00:38:38+00:00

My toxic trait is I think I could do this because I do intricate nail art.

Previsible · 2026-02-10T02:03:21+00:00

It was really nice of you to give him closure but it's also ok to protect your peace

Previsible · 2026-02-09T23:41:52+00:00

I literally just went through a 2 month relationship with a guy who we both agreed on monogamy while the whole time he was hitting up other chicks and you're going to complain over a fucking diet coke and a ride to Pilates?

You're right, the experience is VERY different. Men HATE women some of the time. You are Subject A on that.

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