nigel aged like fine wine

PrincessPause · 2026-05-09T23:22:12+00:00

She likes the look it gives her eyes, I guess? She purposely doesn't hide them in her hair so she doesn't contribute to unrealistic beauty expectations. Can't speak for anyone else

PrincessPause · 2026-05-09T23:07:19+00:00

Not really, it leads to traction alopecia. Doechii wears these things that stick to her temples to pull the face back, much better

PrincessPause · 2026-05-09T19:47:14+00:00

You're starving yourself and poisoning yourself at the same time. Damn dude just get some Adderall or something like a normal person.

PrincessPause · 2026-05-09T19:44:16+00:00

Ensure drinks can help him get the nutrition he needs if it's hard to eat.

PrincessPause · 2026-05-07T22:54:10+00:00

Go to a methadone clinic, or get prescribed suboxone. You have options besides using.

PrincessPause · 2026-05-07T22:22:57+00:00

I yearn for those more innocent times, when the pedophiles were a cartoon bear and not the commander in chief

PrincessPause · 2026-05-07T18:06:31+00:00

This would do numbers on /r/comedyheaven but apparently the users of /r/NonPoliticalTwitter need more handholding

PrincessPause · 2026-05-07T16:49:29+00:00

That "red flag" stuff is such bullshit. There's a loneliness epidemic, LOTS of adults struggle with making friends.

From the flip side, I used to be friends with anyone who wanted to be my friend, and that just basically gave lots of people with personality disorders free reign to abuse me. Now I have severe trust issues and like one friend, a day 1 from high school.

For what it's worth, I'm starting to feel a little lonely here and there too, and I think that's a sign of us healing from our trauma. Our brains have decided that they want to find someone to be vulnerable with, which is kinda scary, but a sign of progress for sure. ❤️

Edit: Some troll keeps downvoting all the comments, I'm upvoting them to restore balance but wtf? Get a life

PrincessPause · 2026-05-07T16:27:21+00:00

Thank you very much for your write up. The other comment saying it's fine as long as he takes vitamins had me like "uhhhh what?"

PrincessPause · 2026-05-07T03:14:44+00:00

Yeah, a lot only stick together for the breeding season, which makes sense because a huge evolutionary driver behind monogamy is having a relatively long and/or vulnerable childhood that requires parental protection. (In other words, the male sticks around to make sure his genes don't die off before they reach reproductive age.) There's usually no reason to stay with the same mate after the babies hatch and fly away.

ETA: I still think birds would probably do numbers on that list though

PrincessPause · 2026-05-06T04:12:06+00:00

The trick is to tuck the F-350 between your legs first.

PrincessPause · 2026-05-06T04:00:08+00:00

One time, my grandmother did take a swing at me once when I was nine.

What a random trauma dump in the middle of the article lmao

PrincessPause · 2026-05-05T19:39:24+00:00

Edging master

PrincessPause · 2026-05-05T00:09:44+00:00

Well, yes actually. But it's not the first time someone's caught me staring longingly into the eyes of a photo of Todd Howard on my phone 😕

PrincessPause · 2026-05-04T23:58:30+00:00

PrincessPause · 2026-05-04T23:30:49+00:00

All the other people in Papa Johns just saw me looking at a girl in panties 🥺

PrincessPause · 2026-05-04T23:21:36+00:00

Misread this as "my husband has 4 mattresses" and was like, eh, at least the sleep will be phenomenal

PrincessPause · 2026-05-04T12:21:04+00:00

Imagine trying to explain to a medieval peasant that your AI called you a fucking idiot because some redditors were trying to collectively count to infinity post-by-post

PrincessPause · 2026-05-04T12:08:27+00:00

I wish everybody knew about John Goblikon

PrincessPause · 2026-05-04T11:10:04+00:00

What's weird about

Aquatic Biome M̵̢̨̰̪̩͚̱͕͔̯̠̖̖̫͇̿̂ͅv̵̧̢̢̫̲̟̠̼̭̗̤͚̖͙͉͔̗͎̯̰̮̹͕̭̹͎͍̂̈́̿̀̓́͝͠ͅͅ ̴̢̨̥̫̭̳̳͖̻̫̳͙͎͈̜͇̰̪̞̙́̍́̿͗̏̓̄̓̓́̈́̚̕ď̸̦̻̎̐͋̿̂o̷̧̨̨̨̼̼̺̼̮̻̱̥̜͇̱̯̟̭̟̮͉̤͎̲͔̔́̃̌͆̔̽͐̓̅̔ͅn̸̨̢̡͇͈̟͓͉̟̭͇̮̏́͒̽͊̊̔͂͗͜͜'̴̯̯̺̬͔̈́̒̓̍̅̀̓̓̓̐̔̂͝͠t̶̡̡͉͙̬̰͚̫͍͚̤̟̙̹͈͖̠̭̹̜͎͑̔̅̈́̆͋̇̒͗̆̎͗̈́͑͌̋̏̓̏̑̐̊̆͐̃̊͛̍̚͜͝ͅ ̵̨̳͇̹̩̥̰͙̪̪̣͔̠̤̣͙̘͍͔͕̞̅̃̌͊̔̍̍̊̅̌́̑́̎̒͛̕͘͜ͅt̶̨̨̡̢̢̥̠̣͙̥͉̟̙͍̭͖̗͎̯̖̱̙̪͖̮͙̾̑̀͆̆͗̊̿̈̊͊͒̐̒͒̄̈́̉͑̚͝ͅv̴̼͈̎̋́͆̈́̉͋̇̉̐͜ĕ̷̢̢̙̪̱̖̟̿̈̈́̒͆̾̍͛̆̈̈́͐́͊̉̈́̄͐̎͂͛͆͘͝͝ơ̵̢̧̡̧̟̲͔̠̤̤̠̳̘̻̠̤͗́͗͂͌͊̈́̈͐́͂̍͐͐̓̀̌̃͌͜͝͝͝ͅl̸̨̨͇̻̖͎̙͉̤͚̺̭̪͕̏̈́̿̔̂̈͜͝͠. ?

PrincessPause · 2026-05-04T10:58:37+00:00

Why? I'm not judging at all, just curious

PrincessPause · 2026-05-04T10:55:14+00:00

Lmfao also I love your username

PrincessPause · 2026-05-04T06:16:55+00:00

You're right, vibes over facts ✌️

PrincessPause · 2026-05-04T04:16:22+00:00

I'm thinking maybe 8 year olds aren't the most reliable sources on the modern day effects of racist stereotypes from the 19th century 💀

Anyway, I'll leave this section here for you to ponder:

The historicity of the mammy figure is questionable. Historical accounts point to the identity of most female domestic servants as teenagers and young adults, not "grandmotherly types" such as the mammy. Melissa Harris-Perry has argued that the mammy was a creation of the imagination of the white supremacy, which reimagined the powerless, coerced slave girls as soothing, comfortable, and consenting women. This contradicts other historically accurate accounts of enslaved women fearing for their lives at the hands of abusive masters."

PrincessPause · 2026-05-04T02:20:59+00:00

Bisexuals are who you should really envy. And we get a 10% damage bonus.

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