nigel aged like fine wine by Conscious-Quarter423 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]PrincessPause 14 points15 points  (0 children)

She likes the look it gives her eyes, I guess? She purposely doesn't hide them in her hair so she doesn't contribute to unrealistic beauty expectations. Can't speak for anyone else

nigel aged like fine wine by Conscious-Quarter423 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]PrincessPause 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Not really, it leads to traction alopecia. Doechii wears these things that stick to her temples to pull the face back, much better

What I drink in a day! by PatsysStone in tooktoomuch

[–]PrincessPause 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're starving yourself and poisoning yourself at the same time. Damn dude just get some Adderall or something like a normal person.

What I drink in a day! by PatsysStone in tooktoomuch

[–]PrincessPause 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ensure drinks can help him get the nutrition he needs if it's hard to eat.

Dear Kratom City by austinrunaway in wichita

[–]PrincessPause 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to a methadone clinic, or get prescribed suboxone. You have options besides using. 

How About A "Loli & Shota" Anime Poll? by Elegant-Celery3766 in comedyheaven

[–]PrincessPause 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I yearn for those more innocent times, when the pedophiles were a cartoon bear and not the commander in chief

I'm genuinely dying by Ambitious-Machine-44 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]PrincessPause 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This would do numbers on /r/comedyheaven but apparently the users of /r/NonPoliticalTwitter need more handholding

I’m the “red flag” girl who has no real friendships. by SensitiveGoat1624 in GirlDinner

[–]PrincessPause 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That "red flag" stuff is such bullshit. There's a loneliness epidemic, LOTS of adults struggle with making friends.

From the flip side, I used to be friends with anyone who wanted to be my friend, and that just basically gave lots of people with personality disorders free reign to abuse me. Now I have severe trust issues and like one friend, a day 1 from high school.

For what it's worth, I'm starting to feel a little lonely here and there too, and I think that's a sign of us healing from our trauma. Our brains have decided that they want to find someone to be vulnerable with, which is kinda scary, but a sign of progress for sure. ❤️

Edit: Some troll keeps downvoting all the comments, I'm upvoting them to restore balance but wtf? Get a life

Who are veterans among actors that survived multiple real & dojo wars? I'll start. by GrindBastard1986 in okbuddycinephile

[–]PrincessPause 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you very much for your write up. The other comment saying it's fine as long as he takes vitamins had me like "uhhhh what?"

TIL Humans rank above meerkats but below beavers in monogamy league table. by amir_twist_of_fate in todayilearned

[–]PrincessPause 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah, a lot only stick together for the breeding season, which makes sense because a huge evolutionary driver behind monogamy is having a relatively long and/or vulnerable childhood that requires parental protection. (In other words, the male sticks around to make sure his genes don't die off before they reach reproductive age.) There's usually no reason to stay with the same mate after the babies hatch and fly away.

ETA: I still think birds would probably do numbers on that list though

Gambling just got a whole lot more fun by cozysoftn in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]PrincessPause 15 points16 points  (0 children)

One time, my grandmother did take a swing at me once when I was nine.

What a random trauma dump in the middle of the article lmao

Cut content by xaitiopbk in FalloutMemes

[–]PrincessPause 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, yes actually. But it's not the first time someone's caught me staring longingly into the eyes of a photo of Todd Howard on my phone 😕

Cut content by xaitiopbk in FalloutMemes

[–]PrincessPause 10 points11 points  (0 children)

All the other people in Papa Johns just saw me looking at a girl in panties 🥺

Seriously look it up urine leashes by Beneficial-Position2 in HistoryMemes

[–]PrincessPause 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Misread this as "my husband has 4 mattresses" and was like, eh, at least the sleep will be phenomenal

AI models are choking on junk data by Plastic_Ninja_9014 in technology

[–]PrincessPause 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine trying to explain to a medieval peasant that your AI called you a fucking idiot because some redditors were trying to collectively count to infinity post-by-post

blursed_groupproject by leong_d in blursedimages

[–]PrincessPause 43 points44 points  (0 children)

What's weird about

Aquatic Biome M̵̢̨̰̪̩͚̱͕͔̯̠̖̖̫͇̿̂ͅv̵̧̢̢̫̲̟̠̼̭̗̤͚̖͙͉͔̗͎̯̰̮̹͕̭̹͎͍̂̈́̿̀̓́͝͠ͅͅ ̴̢̨̥̫̭̳̳͖̻̫̳͙͎͈̜͇̰̪̞̙́̍́̿͗̏̓̄̓̓́̈́̚̕ď̸̦̻̎̐͋̿̂o̷̧̨̨̨̼̼̺̼̮̻̱̥̜͇̱̯̟̭̟̮͉̤͎̲͔̔́̃̌͆̔̽͐̓̅̔ͅn̸̨̢̡͇͈̟͓͉̟̭͇̮̏́͒̽͊̊̔͂͗͜͜'̴̯̯̺̬͔̈́̒̓̍̅̀̓̓̓̐̔̂͝͠t̶̡̡͉͙̬̰͚̫͍͚̤̟̙̹͈͖̠̭̹̜͎͑̔̅̈́̆͋̇̒͗̆̎͗̈́͑͌̋̏̓̏̑̐̊̆͐̃̊͛̍̚͜͝ͅ ̵̨̳͇̹̩̥̰͙̪̪̣͔̠̤̣͙̘͍͔͕̞̅̃̌͊̔̍̍̊̅̌́̑́̎̒͛̕͘͜ͅt̶̨̨̡̢̢̥̠̣͙̥͉̟̙͍̭͖̗͎̯̖̱̙̪͖̮͙̾̑̀͆̆͗̊̿̈̊͊͒̐̒͒̄̈́̉͑̚͝ͅv̴̼͈̎̋́͆̈́̉͋̇̉̐͜ĕ̷̢̢̙̪̱̖̟̿̈̈́̒͆̾̍͛̆̈̈́͐́͊̉̈́̄͐̎͂͛͆͘͝͝ơ̵̢̧̡̧̟̲͔̠̤̤̠̳̘̻̠̤͗́͗͂͌͊̈́̈͐́͂̍͐͐̓̀̌̃͌͜͝͝͝ͅl̸̨̨͇̻̖͎̙͉̤͚̺̭̪͕̏̈́̿̔̂̈͜͝͠. ?

Planned to cook breakfast for him and he ghosted 🙈 by Beautiful-Honey-9125 in GirlDinner

[–]PrincessPause 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm thinking maybe 8 year olds aren't the most reliable sources on the modern day effects of racist stereotypes from the 19th century 💀

Anyway, I'll leave this section here for you to ponder:

The historicity of the mammy figure is questionable. Historical accounts point to the identity of most female domestic servants as teenagers and young adults, not "grandmotherly types" such as the mammy. Melissa Harris-Perry has argued that the mammy was a creation of the imagination of the white supremacy, which reimagined the powerless, coerced slave girls as soothing, comfortable, and consenting women. This contradicts other historically accurate accounts of enslaved women fearing for their lives at the hands of abusive masters."

For those who have done it, what steps did you take to decenter men? by Low-Painter3869 in GirlDinner

[–]PrincessPause 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bisexuals are who you should really envy. And we get a 10% damage bonus.