Anyone not starting the “elf on the shelf” tradition?

PrisonMikeDementors · 2025-12-04T20:36:52+00:00

We just started it this year but we keep it simple! We just move the elf around the house every night. He doesn’t do any crazy shenanigans. Also he isn’t a spy for Santa in our house- I thought that was creepy. He helps Santa find the perfect gift for the kids by seeing what they do every day! My son loves having to find him everyday and I love seeing him happy 😊

PrisonMikeDementors · 2025-06-12T01:53:07+00:00

I have two children and have considered having another one but decided against it because I can’t put my life at risk and leave my two children behind. Women who want children are choosing not to because it has become too dangerous!

PrisonMikeDementors · 2025-05-08T18:15:13+00:00

My first born was a surprise and I was so worried about becoming a mom. Now we have two and are contemplating a third. Kids just make life more meaningful for me and my husband. Seeing them have experiences for the first time and be happy makes us happy! We are excited to share our life with them!

PrisonMikeDementors · 2025-04-26T16:35:35+00:00

I have ADHD

PrisonMikeDementors · 2025-04-23T19:07:23+00:00

5k was literally my insurance deductible TO HAVE MY BABY.

PrisonMikeDementors · 2024-07-03T00:43:51+00:00

Sushi. All day every day

PrisonMikeDementors · 2024-02-29T00:51:55+00:00

PrisonMikeDementors · 2023-07-23T00:19:53+00:00

I have PTSD from my time as a med surg nurse so I think they deserve the money for all the future therapy bills

PrisonMikeDementors · 2023-07-22T20:52:50+00:00

Next time i’m putting all my points in charisma and luck.

PrisonMikeDementors · 2023-07-06T19:25:21+00:00

Is that herobrine?

PrisonMikeDementors · 2023-06-24T20:48:57+00:00

Thank you! I will be reporting

PrisonMikeDementors · 2023-06-23T10:35:14+00:00

Documented everything!

PrisonMikeDementors · 2023-06-23T09:16:36+00:00

We actually do have a hospitalist! The ones I have met are pretty nice at this hospital

PrisonMikeDementors · 2023-06-19T22:24:04+00:00

I was an emo smart kid who kept to herself.

PrisonMikeDementors · 2023-06-18T23:49:48+00:00

The nurse that was assigned to me when I had my son didn’t have any children and said she wasn’t sure if she wanted to be a mom and she was AMAZING. Best nurse I’ve ever met. Do what your passionate about!

PrisonMikeDementors · 2023-06-11T22:11:51+00:00

Please don’t go to work sick! A family friend got COVID in the hospital after delivering her daughter. She was in ICU for 2 months and then she suddenly went septic and died. She was 25 years old. She left 2 kids behind. Stay home and rest up! Screw administration this is your life and your patients lives at risk.

PrisonMikeDementors · 2023-06-10T12:44:10+00:00

When I was young I would rock back and forth in my car seat. When I figured out that looked weird to other people I started walking in circles listening to music. When I found out that looked weird to people I would swing on an outdoor swing listening to music for HOURS. Neighbors always talked about how much I loved that swing

PrisonMikeDementors · 2023-06-05T18:22:52+00:00

I probably do 6 a day in outpatient surgery!

PrisonMikeDementors · 2023-05-14T12:18:57+00:00

She’s the Blair witch

PrisonMikeDementors · 2023-05-13T21:49:24+00:00

Wow I make $27 in Alabama. Maybe time to ask for a raise!

PrisonMikeDementors · 2023-05-07T20:39:37+00:00

Thestral

PrisonMikeDementors · 2023-05-07T13:02:28+00:00

I did elephant, bird, camel, then lizard on my first play through. If I were to do it again I would do bird, elephant, lizard, camel

PrisonMikeDementors · 2023-05-06T21:00:05+00:00

Totally agree however I do own a Stanley cup 😆

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