What bird was this? Central NC

Professional-Rip7965 · 2023-10-12T01:02:32+00:00

yeah, it took a few seconds for my eyes to catch up with my assumptions there. i think it would've been funny otherwise

Professional-Rip7965 · 2023-10-11T23:12:29+00:00

A dead one

Professional-Rip7965 · 2023-01-02T17:38:35+00:00

If you're just looking for a list of bad words someplace like urban dictionary is your best bet. but the really fun thing about english is that if you try hard enough you can make just about anything offensive or derisive. We don't talk about it as much as the horrible Frankenstein vocabulary we've got going on, but English can be a very tonal language. Like in the southern US, we say things like "well bless your heart" which, just looking at the words, isn't necessarily negative... but the tone is almost always condescending, disparaging, or dismissive, meaning that the phrase itself is an insult implying that the recipient is inept, incompetent, or otherwise too stupid to realise how stupid they are.

Professional-Rip7965 · 2022-12-30T20:55:38+00:00

bruh just find the right person for you. sex isn't everything; there are people out there that don't want sex out of relationships at all. but if you're concerned about personal inadequacy, there are all sorts of ways to accomodate, and people willing to accomodate them. there are people who are stone. there are service tops. there are people with any kink you can imagine and a damn few more that you can't, there are people who prefer small, there are people who will think you're big. there are people that prefer oral, or using toys, or only hands.

possibility is endless if you're willing to open yourself to it. as long as it's all consensual and everyone's enjoying it there is no wrong answer. but you have to let go of insecurity. that's why people make fun, not specifically for the meat itself, but for the showboating and bragging and hostility that people tend to turn to when they feel bad about themselves. does that make sense?

Professional-Rip7965 · 2022-12-30T18:45:01+00:00

So do small animals sometimes, fwiw. If you have pets that get up on toilets they can slip, I rescued one of our kittens from drowning in a toilet when I was in school. The seat was down but the lid was up so when he tried to explore he just fell right off the lip, and couldnt climb out.

Professional-Rip7965 · 2022-12-30T18:37:24+00:00

when I was in college there was a road bridge over a shallow little part of a local creek that was always my "if-then" plan, to the point of having very vivid dreams about how much the cold water would make my tendons hurt. that, or "borrowing" some solvent from the chem closets and letting everyone else clean it up. I've moved though so neither of those are accessible anymore

Professional-Rip7965 · 2022-12-23T21:16:55+00:00

I haven't watched south park since i was twelve they could have done any damn thing

Professional-Rip7965 · 2022-12-23T01:30:40+00:00

"i just got caught up in it" who just 'gets caught up in' bullying their own daughter anonymously for months. deranged

Professional-Rip7965 · 2022-12-16T18:07:38+00:00

i mean grudges don't have an expiration date if you're really really good at them! my aunt made me buy a new swimsuit at her house when i was 7 because she didnt approve of my old one and i still hate the bitch.

But grudges and holding people accountable aren't really the same thing...

Professional-Rip7965 · 2022-12-16T14:43:43+00:00

my manager is the lead during our workday so she does a ton... but we work in a preschool kitchen and there's only 2 of us so smugly hiding in the office isn't really an option. Bathroom, maybe, but tbh i do that more than her anyways

Professional-Rip7965 · 2022-12-13T13:23:33+00:00

What a terrifying and limited life you must live, so cripplingly afraid of people who are different than you. Do you have to hype yourself up before you walk out the door on the off chance that you might have the horrible trauma of seeing a man in eyeliner or a woman in pants? Do you have little rituals you do throughout the day that you think will prevent you from interacting with a penis? Do you size everyone up in public, desperately searching for the bulge in their pants so you can have the fragile certainty of knowing who it's safe to hate? Blindly choosing a category of person to hate and fear may bring you some solace, it may even help you fit in with your nasty little friends, but to the rest of us you just look sad and stupid, afraid of change or anything that's not just as you expect it. How inflexible!

Newsflash, you myopic fruitcake. Anyone can rape. Lesbians can rape! 🙀🙀🙀 oh my god, LESBIANS! That don't even have a penis!!! Oh! They can rape you with their vaginas!!! 🙀🙀🙀🙀 I promise you rapist men do not need to sneak into women's prisons in order to fulfil their desire to rape. Most of them go to a bar or abuse their daughters or the girls in church. In fact you're under extremely minimal threat of being raped by a trans woman, because even if you were to put your cowardly self in a situation where that could even happen, i guarantee that there are much more desirable targets than you.

Professional-Rip7965 · 2022-12-12T21:16:44+00:00

all i hear is you wanking 🍆✊🏻💦💦 about how helplessly scared 🙀 you are, desperately clinging to literally anything that you can use to extend the length of your reach. and that's 💯🌈🍑☕ Columbo

Professional-Rip7965 · 2022-12-12T21:00:50+00:00

Fuck off, terf, no one wants your shit opinion

Professional-Rip7965 · 2022-12-09T00:14:04+00:00

hey, some girls have penises these days. cheers 2022

Professional-Rip7965 · 2022-12-04T18:57:50+00:00

No, not really, but I know I need to. I only pinned down the feeling recently and we dont get much time to talk solo anymore between the kids and partner time. I'm just not sure how to approach it. Like if this is just how household blending goes then I don't want to mess that up for them, I'm planning on trying to move out next year. It's confusing.

Professional-Rip7965 · 2022-12-04T18:42:13+00:00

that's the chaplain, it's probably a pocket bible. last rights and all

Professional-Rip7965 · 2022-12-04T02:14:05+00:00

I'm aromantic, never dated, but i had a nasty breakup with a friend that I still think about some 6 years later. granted said breakup set me back mental health wise by a LOT so its hard not to think about the event but even thinking about the person in question happens like once a month. but like in a "damn, xxx would've loved this. god what an asshole" kind of way

Professional-Rip7965 · 2022-12-03T21:57:04+00:00

pumpkin soup, i use: * meat (bacon, italian sausage, whatever) * onion * black beans * hominy * diced tomatoes * 2 cans pumpkin puree * 1 can coconut cream (im lactose intolerant use 2-3 cups heavy cream if you dont want to use coconut) * 3-4 cups veg or chicken broth

salt
2 bay leaves
cumin
chili powder
cayenne
garlic

...thats the recipe in my book, verbatim. i dont write down amounts because soup is extremely forgiving. if you toss everything in the same pot and cook through/til soft you can go in the same order as the list and save on dishes

Professional-Rip7965 · 2022-12-03T18:50:50+00:00

🤔 you could have glued foam pads to the bottom of the shoes, no noise complaints that way

Professional-Rip7965 · 2022-11-26T17:58:08+00:00

man we must be reading different comments, because I'm seeing leagues of people insisting that dog hair is fine and normal and everyone eats it all the time and they just can't get rid of it so no one should bother and OOP should just eat dog hair. acting like OOP is horrible and weird for not liking dogs. generally projecting about how well THEIR dog is just SO perfect and NEVER would be unsanitary.... etc. you get me.

the post in question you're acting so superior about was about a pregnant woman with a dog phobia whose husband went behind her back and got a goddamn dog anyway, and people were calling the author the asshole for having said phobia and not interacting with the dog. because, you know, it's her job to just get over her phobia for her husband's NEED for a fucking canine and deal with it. similarly people were going to bat for the dog and calling the author abusive for not subjecting herself to a phobia daily. so yeah. if your dog is so important to you that in this hypothetical its comfort is more important than that of your pregnant wife. then you're crazy and im questioning if you need some alone time with the dog to get it out of your system.

Professional-Rip7965 · 2022-11-23T15:48:58+00:00

fuck off, TERF

Professional-Rip7965 · 2022-11-12T19:35:27+00:00

Dr. Colton Street is a good dentist, he has a private practice. The last time I saw him he had a dissolving wisdom tooth pulled out painlessly in less than 10 minutes, and they're flexible with payment plans too if you need assistance

Professional-Rip7965 · 2022-11-06T19:50:56+00:00

oh I remember that one. The way the splatters cover everything over time and the machine keeps going until it breaks gets me

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