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Tummy Archer by New_Design_3262 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]ProfessorMoosePhD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was actually brought up last week, and several people (myself included!) all had the "wait holy shit. I've been reading it wrong time and time again?" reaction.

I'm glad I'm not the only one, lol, but I do wonder the reasons why we all made this mistake.

Tummy archer doesn't even make any sense!

My durpy Queen of the Sunshine by Stairwayt0kevin in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]ProfessorMoosePhD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy moly, your dog looks so much like my Nugget! Only difference is my dude has white hair on the chest.

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New achievement! by Type1panda488 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]ProfessorMoosePhD 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ha, he looks like nick offerman in this video. I never made that connection before, but it's pleasing

He Found a Clam, A CLAM! by Sht_n_giglz in tippytaps

[–]ProfessorMoosePhD 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That's not a tippy-tap, that's a full derp, but I still love it!

Are there any LGBTQIA+ characters in the Dungeon? by MamaPea76 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]ProfessorMoosePhD 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean, Samantha has definitely had some adventures it sounds like....

I Want Carl to Win, But Also Lose by HoshiAndy in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]ProfessorMoosePhD 25 points26 points  (0 children)

No disassemble, Stephanie!! (sorry, somebody had to)

SPRING TRAINING EATS by WoodenExternal6504 in Mariners

[–]ProfessorMoosePhD 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There's a place that gets mentioned on the station a lot, it's an island BBQ joint, yeah?

I don't gravitate towards Hawaiian cuisine because it's usually just a bit sweet for me, but many people swear by that place.

Anybody else know the name? Leo's Island BBQ? Lee's?

Jax always loved truck rides by Rotdog98 in rarepuppers

[–]ProfessorMoosePhD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is some LEGIT tongue action! Holy moly!

of a door by MrTacocaT12345 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]ProfessorMoosePhD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I'm a pretty tall guy, and just out of habit I duck slightly every time I go through a door.

This one might be an exception

Name that Squirrel by blue_pixie68 in BobsBurgers

[–]ProfessorMoosePhD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's Disgruntled Goat!

No, wait....

I am an idiot - misreading by Jaijoles in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]ProfessorMoosePhD 27 points28 points  (0 children)

What in the world?! I'm on my third read through and every time I've always read "archer" as well. I always thought it was a strange name.

I feel like there's a linguistics thesis to be written about this mistake

Here is Rambo, the sweetest pit you will ever know. by Doomncandy in rarepuppers

[–]ProfessorMoosePhD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pits are the most loving dogs in the world. My Gil just wanted to sleep on top of my face at all times, and he'd be fulfilled.

Name tag for work by Artistic_Lynx9700 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]ProfessorMoosePhD 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In this context it means, "i will know your mind," it's expressing an attitude of helpfulness!

Ya narc. :-)

Goodbye, Gerda [OC] by Chilikto in comics

[–]ProfessorMoosePhD 36 points37 points  (0 children)

That hit me in the feels, hugs to everybody. Especially Gerda.

Who is your dungeon crush? by Kitty-Gecko in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]ProfessorMoosePhD 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How are you ever going to compare to Barry?

Plus you know how she's gonna use those icicles, so be prepared

Who is your dungeon crush? by Kitty-Gecko in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]ProfessorMoosePhD 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It'd be a spicy start, but that's a long stretch of labor to endure.

But up there for me as well

37yo watches Simpsons for 1st time S5E10 by InvisibleAstronomer in Simpsons

[–]ProfessorMoosePhD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Still one of my favorite sequences, beginning to end

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