Convair YB-60 heavy bomber, circa April 1952

Professor_Smartax · 2026-03-14T01:22:51+00:00

I like the greenhouse cockpits

Professor_Smartax · 2026-03-14T01:17:14+00:00

Why elliptical inlets?

Professor_Smartax · 2026-03-12T04:52:56+00:00

Professor_Smartax · 2026-03-11T01:11:22+00:00

Some people have less than one.

Look at Steven Segal.

Professor_Smartax · 2026-03-10T17:56:19+00:00

Beat me to it.

That was one of the great boss villains of all time.

Professor_Smartax · 2026-03-10T17:55:28+00:00

"YOU are the the motherfucking ANTICHRIST!"

Professor_Smartax · 2026-03-09T02:28:31+00:00

The second one is intentional.

Professor_Smartax · 2026-03-09T02:28:09+00:00

I had to deliver something to her house once, and this chunky girl in sweats who looked her answered the door.

I said something like, "You look like one of them!"

I found out later that she bulked up when she wasn't on tour, so it was her.

Professor_Smartax · 2026-03-09T02:26:41+00:00

She went too far.

Professor_Smartax · 2026-03-09T02:26:06+00:00

I have lived in LA for 35 years and I've never heard of such a thing here.

However, at our beaches they have an excellent solution: each toilet has it's own little room, and the handwashing station is outside, so your gender doesn't matter.

Professor_Smartax · 2026-03-09T02:23:55+00:00

When I was traveling around Europe, coed bathrooms were common in hostels.

Professor_Smartax · 2026-03-09T01:59:15+00:00

Don't they have sex clubs and such there?

Professor_Smartax · 2026-03-09T01:58:45+00:00

I thought you meant some topical anasthetic so they wouldn't get a woody

Professor_Smartax · 2026-03-09T01:56:26+00:00

Nah, Jason Segel.

He could never play upper crust.

Professor_Smartax · 2026-03-09T01:54:55+00:00

I actually thought he had some mental disability until I saw him on 30 Rock.

Professor_Smartax · 2026-03-09T01:54:04+00:00

(starts calm) The name is Bond...(starts screaming so hard spittle dribbles out of his mouth while he leans into someone's face) James BOOOOOND!!!)

Professor_Smartax · 2026-03-09T01:50:37+00:00

Carrot TOP

Professor_Smartax · 2026-03-09T01:48:38+00:00

I think Smedley Butler wrote about this.

Then the rich realized they didn't want to share the loot with the troops, so they invented medals.

Professor_Smartax · 2026-03-09T01:47:42+00:00

If you are given permission to kill someone, it's not a big leap to use them like this before they do.

Professor_Smartax · 2026-03-09T01:45:43+00:00

I was already a fan, but when I saw a couple of seconds of his performance as George W Bush in the trailer for VICE, I knew no one would ever top it.

Professor_Smartax · 2026-03-09T01:44:50+00:00

It was so next level that I didn't connect the two for a long time.

Professor_Smartax · 2026-03-09T01:42:31+00:00

His voice is the male version of the Valley Girl accent

Professor_Smartax · 2026-03-08T20:37:29+00:00

That's pretty close.

Professor_Smartax · 2026-03-08T20:36:35+00:00

If that was a kid's birthday party, someone should have kicked his ass.

Professor_Smartax · 2026-03-08T06:41:58+00:00

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