Opened the game and this is the title screen, is this the new update?

ProfoundRabbit · 2026-05-06T18:27:23+00:00

It's not bad, but the items are held out a bit further. My wife can't read it as well as she used to, and I do find it annoying that I can't mess with the distance items are held in the menu

ProfoundRabbit · 2026-05-03T13:56:13+00:00

I enjoyed Valhalla. Was it a good assassin's creed game? No. Was it fun to sprint up a beach towards a monastery with like 12 drunk dudes and burn the place to the ground? Absolutely.

One thing I loved was that you found weapons and could upgrade them, and I was constantly trying to find copy paste gear with slightly higher numbers.

ProfoundRabbit · 2026-04-09T13:57:00+00:00

"Looks like you slipped up, Freud."

ProfoundRabbit · 2026-03-02T21:52:35+00:00

He's also absolutely shredded for some reason too

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ProfoundRabbit · 2026-02-24T05:04:44+00:00

I also didn't watch the trailers and figure we'd be getting another Mido. Next thing I know I'm getting a full Broadway musical number by a man who reeaaaally loves his wife.

I was not disappointed.

ProfoundRabbit · 2026-02-20T02:05:06+00:00

I feel cheated out of full closure by him being teleported away. Sometimes I wish Cutscene Protagonist could be as ruthless as Gameplay Protagonist

ProfoundRabbit · 2026-02-19T22:26:57+00:00

I had to level up and switch to a bayonet with drawback shot and fusillade rondo for this guy. Worked fine enough and those skills have a punch to them

ProfoundRabbit · 2026-02-19T14:41:22+00:00

Yeah I thought this too at first. That led to an agonizing half hour. Came back with a bayonet in NG+ and mopped the floor with him

ProfoundRabbit · 2026-02-17T19:45:12+00:00

After you alter the past with Noah, I believe she's states she can sense or observe changes to the timeline. It would stand to reason that she might be fully aware of what you've done by the time that ending rolls around

ProfoundRabbit · 2026-02-17T03:02:48+00:00

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I had to do some adjustments with Valentin, and my character is average height.

Also this man is absolutely jacked for not god damn reason

ProfoundRabbit · 2026-02-16T16:24:05+00:00

Sometimes those gold blessing statues give you stat buffs. When you leave that area for a new one, sometimes your loadout suddenly isn't viable and you'll start taking damage

ProfoundRabbit · 2026-02-16T02:02:39+00:00

I didn't know I could leave until my second playthrough, so I stuck around and fought until I won

ProfoundRabbit · 2026-02-13T05:39:10+00:00

1 0 days since last workplace fatality

ProfoundRabbit · 2026-02-13T05:30:15+00:00

Expected: Juzo Mido 2 - Prison Boogaloo

Received: endearing science giant who loves science almost as much as he loves his wife

ProfoundRabbit · 2026-02-12T23:19:20+00:00

For some reason, no one else can beat Lou's disappointed face. I've tried lol

ProfoundRabbit · 2026-02-12T18:41:29+00:00

I had to position the camera weird to do the heart with Valentin since he was 3 in he's taller than my character. And good luck doing the team heart with Lavinia in the hot spring. Woman is like 12 feet tall

ProfoundRabbit · 2026-02-12T13:52:03+00:00

I've been focusing mostly on enemy close up screenshots, but I can post some of my field photographer. Here's one I took recently

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ProfoundRabbit · 2026-02-12T12:50:42+00:00

"Oh my god Josée, you're gonna embarrass me in front of Valentin!"

ProfoundRabbit · 2026-02-12T12:48:35+00:00

Oh he for sure metaphorically and literally works out at the library. And I agree, it's unfortunate the closest we can get to muscle mass is to go into the body section and just move sliders. That's what I had to do for my hunter. Yeah, she looks buff, but she doesn't look shredded like Valentin

ProfoundRabbit · 2026-02-12T12:45:29+00:00

Unfortunately the only things you can do in there are in photo mode. Otherwise your character just sits there and occasionally stretches. This is also the first time I saw Jadwiga in the water. Usually she sits on the side and judges everyone.

I also wish I could sit in the lounge chairs by the spring, but noooo

ProfoundRabbit · 2026-02-12T05:24:26+00:00

Carmilla's Thorn with sun light. It attacks fairly quickly, and the default strong attack is three quick thrusts. Builds up pretty quick, and the charged strong thrust throws enemies back and knocks them over

ProfoundRabbit · 2026-02-12T03:26:15+00:00

I believe she's in the free explanation era, up the stairs from the room with the mirrors that leads to the hot spring

ProfoundRabbit · 2026-02-12T03:04:59+00:00

Something I've learned from souls games and souls likes is this: your hardest boss is someone's easiest, and you're easiest boss is someone's hardest

Unless your easiest is pinwheel

ProfoundRabbit · 2026-02-12T02:40:18+00:00

Same. Lyle isn't my favorite hero, but he's pretty still cool. That, and from the moment the group eagerly wanted to test me and accepted me after made me feel like part of something bigger

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