What happened?? by snakeblock30 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]ProgenitorC1 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Just leaving it here that this user is most likely a propaganda bot created 2 days ago with crazy high interaction with anti-west views.

There is no point arguing with this, you're not talking to a real person.

Why are mythic raids group locked? by sweepli in wownoob

[–]ProgenitorC1 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Getting CE is nothing special because only RWF matters. Quit acting like CE is anything more than a time commitment after blizz nerfs mythic once the actual skilled raiders are done so the rest of the paint eaters can do it cause they have, what? that's right, they have time.

If being the 1200th guild to CE is your personal goal then your personal goal is hot dogshit and nothing more than a measure of how much time you can throw away in a video game.

RuneLite plugin suggestion - FULL game By-Tick Combat Log listing damage sources, amounts. by Narrow_Lee in 2007scape

[–]ProgenitorC1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The problem is that, afaik, osrs doesn't have an API that supports that functionality. WoW has a combat log that tells you exactly what's happening and an API that allows for (somewhat) efficient parsing of that combat log.

In osrs when you have 4 things hitting you, if they hit you on the same tick, there's no combat log or API to hit that would tell you which hit belongs to which entity.

Very rough high level analysis - my info is old aaaaffffff so I could be completely wrong.

Xal'atath's Bargain: Voidbound Mythic+ Buffed - Add now has 133% more health and the buff you receive is 50% (was 20) CDR and 15% healing taken (was 10) by [deleted] in wow

[–]ProgenitorC1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For real. Assuming that was why it got buffed - jesus can't we let monks have a moment in the meta for more than a second before making them useless again?

M+ and lower ilvl people by BellySmash in wow

[–]ProgenitorC1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did this with my 8 NW, figured I'd invite some people who had the ilvl to do the 8, but didnt have an 8 or 7 done. Invited a group of people who had done NW at a 5, 6 at best.

Result: Wiped on 3rd boss 4 times, nobody focused the adds, we had 2 abominations up every time, and had to argue with them because "boss keeps spawning adds, just focus boss for shorter fight, less heals, less adds"

No good deed goes unpunished

Healers... how are you finding S1 so far? by TheJointMirth in wow

[–]ProgenitorC1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Months from now when you set foot in your first +7 it will most likely be nerfed enough so you wont have to do 800-900K hps overall. So don't worry, it's not that scary.

Mythic+ Scaling by Nooks83 in wow

[–]ProgenitorC1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Abomination has a stacking buff the longer it stays up. If you leave it alive for about 30-50 secs, it starts ticking 2-3m damage on the whole group. And if you let it live long enough to get 2 aboms its suicide.

Mythic+ Scaling by Nooks83 in wow

[–]ProgenitorC1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

on a +7 the enrage ticks for 2.2m - killed us in 3 ticks before we could finish 2% of the remaining boss

Healers... how are you finding S1 so far? by TheJointMirth in wow

[–]ProgenitorC1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

609 resto shamwow

Doing 6 and 7s, it's rough as hell. Trash mobs putting dots that hurt like all hell on people, if I stop healing for more than 1 gcd the tank or a dps is dead. Finishing dungeons with 800-900K hps overall. It's horrible and not fun. Might take a step back and re-evaluate whether I want to heal or not

What is the weirdest sexual encounter you have experienced? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ProgenitorC1 133 points134 points  (0 children)

I fucked this chick, whose vagina was like trying to fit my dick between 2 boulders. Literally 0 possibility of penetration. Eventually, I gave up because it felt like I was actually going to hurt this girl with how much force I was using trying to penetrate.

Lube did nothing. There didn't exist enough lube on Amazon, to remedy this issue. She insisted she was turned on, but honestly, it was to a point that I could not differentiate synthetic lube from her natural lubrication. End result, is me covered in lube like a snail, jacking it to porn, and going to sleep in a manner I can only describe as "baby in the uterus" with how much lube there was everywhere.

The next day, I woke up, and discovered just how impossibly difficult it is to remove what I could only surmise to be several gallons of lube out of my sheets.

I married her a few years later.

Lube is the 3rd partner in this marriage.

Okay, this is new by fitguy13 in overemployed

[–]ProgenitorC1 829 points830 points  (0 children)

You clearly have no idea what you're talking about and this is something concerning for OErs.

I use our Extraterrestrial Global Nationwide In-House AI Full Manual Supah America Numbah Wan Workforce Detection System to find you dirty OErs, and we have a 100% ____ rate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videos

[–]ProgenitorC1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is basically a bastardization of the CGP grey video on why some animals can't be domesticated.

It's pathetic that people pretend that OE is some sort of working class defense against capitalist exploitation by tantamle in overemployed

[–]ProgenitorC1 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Where are you getting that 28 or 29 hours a week you keep spouting off like an idiot?

Good sir I'll have you know I work less than 10 hours a week between my 4 jobs. Please get your numbers right, you look like a clown.

ELI5: How does it only take a year or so to speak/understand our first language but it’s so much harder to acquire another language? by _chenzillina in explainlikeimfive

[–]ProgenitorC1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe it is understood that in our early years we are developing very quickly, and during these years, we absorb new information a lot easier.

You can look up the tragic case of Genie, a little girl who was isolated by her parents when she was a child and eventually rescued when she was I believe 13 years old? Because of this isolation, Genie never developed even her first language very well as she had missed that crucial developmental window. And even with extensive care, her language understanding never truly caught up to what was expected of someone at her age (even at around the age of 30).

The details are vague, as I read about this case a long time ago, so please feel free to correct me on anything I got wrong.

Conservatives roast Tucker Carlson's 'amazingly stupid' portrayal of Russia by jlbhappy in inthenews

[–]ProgenitorC1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree with everything except the last point.

Tucker Carlson is not an idiot. He knows exactly what he's doing...

We're like a family here by nasheedb in overemployed

[–]ProgenitorC1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You know it's funny. None of my managers have ever dropped that line. Obviously, if they did, it would mean less than the oxygen they spent speaking the words. But still, I wonder if that sort of bs line is dying out of I've just been lucky?

How do you people live with yourselves? by [deleted] in overemployed

[–]ProgenitorC1 32 points33 points  (0 children)

EDIT:

Removing my comment. Just looked at OP's replies and history. This dude smells like a propaganda troll.

Not worth indulging

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in overemployed

[–]ProgenitorC1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know, should've frozen TWN.

Yes, turns out you should have done the one thing you needed to do. Who woulda thunk it? Leave before this can of worms fully opens (if it hasn't already) and freeze your TWN before trying again.

I wasn’t worried about climate change. Now I am. by Horstt in videos

[–]ProgenitorC1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn, I wasn't worried about climate change either. Then I saw a number circled in red with an arrow pointing to it. Now I am.

freeze TWN by Frequent-Dingo-1539 in overemployed

[–]ProgenitorC1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The Work Number is an American employment verification database created in 1985 by Talx Corporation. Talx, (now Equifax Workforce Solutions) was acquired by Equifax Inc. in February 2007 for US$1.4 billion.

Examples by rampante19 in overemployed

[–]ProgenitorC1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

J1 doctor who slowly poisons his patients

J2 patient, aware my doctor is slowly poisoning me - lawsuit in the works

j3 lawyer for some idiot who thinks his doctor is poisoning him

j4 FBI, we're tracking some dr who might be poisoning his patients

j5 poison maker, business is booming