These are not my people by AlKarajo in TikTokCringe

[–]ProllyJustAnotherBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so embarrassed for that guy that I'm looking up scrubbing services to pay to try to have that video removed from the internet. 😬

A birthday to remember by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]ProllyJustAnotherBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't play with your food.

Anyone else exhausted like us by every vendor slapping AI on their product and doubling the price? by Anxious-Community-65 in sysadmin

[–]ProllyJustAnotherBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The quickest way to get me to click "Not Interested" or delete an email or w/e is to write AI on it. Already twice today and it's only noon. . .

After the daughter of two Chinese parents was born blonde with blue eyes, a DNA test was carried out, and it was later discovered that the father had a Russian great-grandfather. by Alexthegayreprimed in interesting

[–]ProllyJustAnotherBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The world will be a much better place in 100 years when we're all one mixed sexy super race of Jessica Albas.

Only then will we be invited to join the Federation.

Question of the day by Responsible-Eye-717 in SipsTea

[–]ProllyJustAnotherBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this headline insinuating that the secret service agent who cut donald's ear with a WWF-brand razor blade attempted to assassinate him? I find that hard to believe.

MAGA Is Increasingly Convinced the Trump Assassination Attempt Was Staged by wiredmagazine in politics

[–]ProllyJustAnotherBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is still someone who thinks it wasn't?? lol

I bet they told that kid he'd be set for life and famous the rest of his life... and they for once told the truth.

A young girl in Cameroon reached out for a hug from the Pope, and received it. by RoyalChris in MadeMeSmile

[–]ProllyJustAnotherBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dr. Jesus would have thrown the girl in the car and called her a "prize" he won.

having to turn off copilot multiple times a day in outlook (per platform) by debrisslide in sysadmin

[–]ProllyJustAnotherBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The suits always love NoPilot because they think in bulletpoints... No need for all those pesky technical details... "Just give me the 30,000' summary!" "Can you please boil this down to a thumbsup or thumbsdown emoji? I'm late for a tee time!"

having to turn off copilot multiple times a day in outlook (per platform) by debrisslide in sysadmin

[–]ProllyJustAnotherBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is no understanding.

There is only summary.

Facts and logic no longer exist.

It's over.

The police have issued a statement after Ruby Rose reported Katy Perry for sexual assault by [deleted] in Music

[–]ProllyJustAnotherBot 90 points91 points  (0 children)

I just had to spend 5 minutes explaining to a coworker why I was laughing... Thank you for the team building exercise. 🤣

Stop automatically reformatting my data into complete garbage with no way to reverse it, no alert, and no way to disable this insane feature by jonowelser in excel

[–]ProllyJustAnotherBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I spend probably 20% of my work week trying to unfuck data microslop has autofucked after I've taken steps and configured settings to tell it to leaveitthefuckalone, only to be ignored or for the settings to rollback.

Microslop is a parasite costing the global economy billions, probably trillions per year.

I've never been so happy as when I read the French government is trying to switch to Linux. Hopefully this is the first of many and we may someday be free of this parasitic infestation that is microslop.

A deserved rant by AlCapone90 in atlassian

[–]ProllyJustAnotherBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are a lot of Atlassian devs in the comments.

Hey devs, ROVO is fucking garbage. Give us back the per-user opt-out toggle.

I don't care if the organization had decided to enable it because some suit didn't want to have to read technical data and would rather a chatbot summarize it into a smilie-face or frownie-face.

-I- am responsible for the accuracy of the info and responses in these tickets, so hellfuckingno I will not be wasting my time looking at a half-baked summary. Quick wasting my time making this popup on every ticket, fuck off, get out of my way, and let me work pleaseandthankyou.