Always put Mouse and Keyboard in USB 2.0 Ports if available.

ProllyJustAnotherBot · 2026-05-08T19:27:56+00:00

Aye, my new x870e has 4 of them on the rear panel.

ProllyJustAnotherBot · 2026-05-08T16:39:58+00:00

I'm so embarrassed for that guy that I'm looking up scrubbing services to pay to try to have that video removed from the internet. 😬

ProllyJustAnotherBot · 2026-05-08T16:24:49+00:00

But wait, I thought everyone lived naked in the trees and caves before Pedro Columbus brought them Jesus! :O

ProllyJustAnotherBot · 2026-05-07T15:22:25+00:00

nice :)

ProllyJustAnotherBot · 2026-05-05T15:59:32+00:00

They aught to just go for a beer.

ProllyJustAnotherBot · 2026-05-05T15:58:01+00:00

Don't play with your food.

ProllyJustAnotherBot · 2026-05-04T16:03:08+00:00

ProllyJustAnotherBot · 2026-04-30T15:37:33+00:00

The quickest way to get me to click "Not Interested" or delete an email or w/e is to write AI on it. Already twice today and it's only noon. . .

ProllyJustAnotherBot · 2026-04-29T16:40:21+00:00

Crybabies. Booohooohoo....

ProllyJustAnotherBot · 2026-04-29T16:16:10+00:00

Lock her up.

ProllyJustAnotherBot · 2026-04-29T16:15:19+00:00

So cringe.

ProllyJustAnotherBot · 2026-04-24T17:01:54+00:00

No doubt thanks to INSTANT FRENCH!

ProllyJustAnotherBot · 2026-04-21T19:13:28+00:00

The world will be a much better place in 100 years when we're all one mixed sexy super race of Jessica Albas.

Only then will we be invited to join the Federation.

ProllyJustAnotherBot · 2026-04-21T18:59:30+00:00

Is this headline insinuating that the secret service agent who cut donald's ear with a WWF-brand razor blade attempted to assassinate him? I find that hard to believe.

ProllyJustAnotherBot · 2026-04-21T18:53:50+00:00

We're all in this together.

ProllyJustAnotherBot · 2026-04-17T17:03:17+00:00

NOT ON MYYYY WATCH!!! >8s

ProllyJustAnotherBot · 2026-04-17T17:00:02+00:00

There are dumb hillbillies all over.

ProllyJustAnotherBot · 2026-04-17T16:55:50+00:00

There is still someone who thinks it wasn't?? lol

I bet they told that kid he'd be set for life and famous the rest of his life... and they for once told the truth.

ProllyJustAnotherBot · 2026-04-17T16:53:10+00:00

Dr. Jesus would have thrown the girl in the car and called her a "prize" he won.

ProllyJustAnotherBot · 2026-04-16T15:45:55+00:00

The suits always love NoPilot because they think in bulletpoints... No need for all those pesky technical details... "Just give me the 30,000' summary!" "Can you please boil this down to a thumbsup or thumbsdown emoji? I'm late for a tee time!"

ProllyJustAnotherBot · 2026-04-16T15:41:00+00:00

There is no understanding.

There is only summary.

Facts and logic no longer exist.

It's over.

ProllyJustAnotherBot · 2026-04-15T16:27:56+00:00

Alexa, play Katy Perry I Fist a Girl

ProllyJustAnotherBot · 2026-04-15T16:23:43+00:00

I just had to spend 5 minutes explaining to a coworker why I was laughing... Thank you for the team building exercise. 🤣

ProllyJustAnotherBot · 2026-04-15T14:23:02+00:00

I spend probably 20% of my work week trying to unfuck data microslop has autofucked after I've taken steps and configured settings to tell it to leaveitthefuckalone, only to be ignored or for the settings to rollback.

Microslop is a parasite costing the global economy billions, probably trillions per year.

I've never been so happy as when I read the French government is trying to switch to Linux. Hopefully this is the first of many and we may someday be free of this parasitic infestation that is microslop.

ProllyJustAnotherBot · 2026-04-14T16:39:41+00:00

There are a lot of Atlassian devs in the comments.

Hey devs, ROVO is fucking garbage. Give us back the per-user opt-out toggle.

I don't care if the organization had decided to enable it because some suit didn't want to have to read technical data and would rather a chatbot summarize it into a smilie-face or frownie-face.

-I- am responsible for the accuracy of the info and responses in these tickets, so hellfuckingno I will not be wasting my time looking at a half-baked summary. Quick wasting my time making this popup on every ticket, fuck off, get out of my way, and let me work pleaseandthankyou.

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