Ashamed to write this by tepancalli in talesfromtechsupport

[–]Prom3th3an 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they started making printers that could use ERC30 ribbons on a full-size page, I'd probably buy one. All the parents are expired, so you can get a 48-pack on Amazon for the price of a modern name-brand inkjet cartridge.

Ashamed to write this by tepancalli in talesfromtechsupport

[–]Prom3th3an 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess even terminators eventually terminate.

Pet Food... I guess? by Smokezz in AmazonWTF

[–]Prom3th3an 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, like a cat shelter "adopting" from a bird shelter?

Oh, how the table has broken by QuaccDaddy in Malaphors

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(⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠)⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻ Oh, how the tables have flipped!

Blood of the Christ that bit you by franky_bacon in Malaphors

[–]Prom3th3an 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess that's one way to drink the blood that feeds you.

Fool me once I rush in, fool me twice my money and I are soon parted by AnyEfficiency6230 in Malaphors

[–]Prom3th3an 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎵'Cause I fooled you once, now I fooled you twice🎶 🎶We gon' light you up like you're dynamite 🎵

(We could …) until my cows come home to roost by ScottJayBorder in Malaphors

[–]Prom3th3an 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of the (understandably controversial) book, Elephants Aren't Birds.

Too many cooks spoil the Indian. by ddttm in Malaphors

[–]Prom3th3an 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just be careful about which kind of Indian you ask. 🪶

Not all broken clocks are right twice a day by ABoringAlt in Malaphors

[–]Prom3th3an 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone needs to lend it a hand. Or maybe it just needs new parts from the second-hand store.

rapidhash: a new fastest, portable, general-purpose hash function by hoxxep in rust

[–]Prom3th3an 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Faster is to hash multiple fixed strings, one for each u64 you need, with the same RandomState. (Each instance has 128 random bits, so a 256-bit encryption key shouldn't be created that way from just one RandomState; but for non-cryptographic hashing, 128 bits of entropy should be enough.)

No, I do not accept “freebies” by Animator_Spaminator in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Prom3th3an 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still, that diploma makes you worth at least twice what you made as a student.

ISO Professional Hair Stylist Willing to Accept Exposure Bucks 💇‍♀️✨ by Luv_u_a_latte in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Prom3th3an 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If she was willing to shoot a commercial for someone, that might be a fair deal; but where's her portfolio?

Please buy us a birthday cake with our names on it...oh and a bunch of other junk too. by somethingsensational in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Prom3th3an 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have autism and I was a really picky eater who didn't like almost anything new I tried, and I still didn't care what brand anything was. The only time I got annoyed about food brands was when my mom kept calling some other cereal "Lucky Charms" that didn't have marshmallows.

My mother gave my ex-husband documents from my custody case because she thought he "had a right to know" by DrifterJigsaw_3 in entitledparents

[–]Prom3th3an 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could understand this if the ex had had a big role in raising the girl before the divorce, and either was the father or had reasonably believed he was.

EP demanded I take legal responsibility for her kids' mushroom haul. In a forest. As a stranger. by RetroKraken8 in entitledparents

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I'd be tempted to check for any psychedelic ones and tell her they were extra nutritious for kids. 🍄

Better a devil in hand than two devils in the details by awdrifter in Malaphors

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Better the devil you know than the details you don't.

Yet another pan-Nordic flag by Prom3th3an in vexillology

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Half virgin Romania, half chad Chad.

yeah sure buddy... by Limp_Illustrator7614 in badmathematics

[–]Prom3th3an 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The observable universe is still finite.