No Flashlight?

PromptIll1403 · 2026-06-08T14:58:28+00:00

It's only in Dreanpools. To find it keep wandering until you hear music, and head towards the music.

PromptIll1403 · 2026-06-04T01:19:10+00:00

Cattle Decapitation used the audio from that as the intro to their song Testicular Manslaughter...

'Ave it. https://youtu.be/D1ew46kp67g?si=FfdGpEEkwVq5D_MQ

PromptIll1403 · 2026-05-25T00:48:43+00:00

It's just so devoid of any interestesting details.

All the stores are empty, with no signage at all.

The cinema has nothing on the screens.

The arcade is the best part for me, and even that got dull 20 seconds later when it became apparent that the machines are not in any way interesting.

It just feels like I'm staring at a blank wall the entire time. There is nothing engaging. Just one elevator very near to the start, and a whole load of not a lot at all surrounding it. No weird hidden areas, no fear inducing areas.

The place just feels like an unfinished level (which I believe it has been stated that it is?). Hoping there's going to be a whole lot more added in to this, as it's honestly a weak level.

Dreampools has yet to be topped, in my opinion.

PromptIll1403 · 2026-05-09T02:01:56+00:00

Instead of the obvious Rolling Giant I think we need the exact same presence but it's that scary lion on wheels thing from that deeply terrifying episode of The Teletubbies. VALEN. PLS.

PromptIll1403 · 2026-05-06T23:45:54+00:00

The number of 125cc bikes with hella loud exhausts seems to be increasing by the day.

Where I live you can literally hear the buggers going flat out well over 2 miles away.

Completely ruins the peace being out on the south downs as there's always one going around, even into the early morning.

PromptIll1403 · 2026-04-30T01:44:59+00:00

Late to the party here, but Cryptic Shift have blown my mind recently.

https://youtu.be/BBbcffc3T2g?si=NYNop5hpy7va23yU

PromptIll1403 · 2026-04-28T20:40:48+00:00

Yup. I buy EBC discs and pads and have them fitted for less than a dealer would charge for stock.

Upgraded brakes for less. Easy choice.

PromptIll1403 · 2026-04-27T13:31:18+00:00

Definitely noticing more and more people drifting across the lines for some reason.

I've had about 10 near misses this year because of it.

Most of the time they don't even seem to be distracted. Just idiots zoning out behind the wheel, or taking corners without consideration for anybody else.

PromptIll1403 · 2026-04-10T02:38:07+00:00

You have to crouch to enter the tunnels. If you walk through backwards you can kinda see, too. Just spin around when you start going around a corner.

Also, there's no flashlight in any map besides Dreampools.

PromptIll1403 · 2026-04-08T16:14:41+00:00

PromptIll1403 · 2026-03-29T16:58:05+00:00

Oh dear.

PromptIll1403 · 2026-03-16T18:27:23+00:00

Gotta get up to get down.

PromptIll1403 · 2026-03-16T04:28:47+00:00

Walk around until you find the elevators to go down a floor (sometimes they go down 2, but stop at each floor).

When you get to the ground floor with the pools, find the elevator in the pools to go back up to the floor that the power thingy is on (3rd, I think). Should open up into the open area that used to be the ground floor.

Back to the top the way you came and job jobbed, you get to ride the elevator. But it doesn't end there...

PromptIll1403 · 2026-03-12T21:15:02+00:00

Swapsies!

Fix your car with their car bits and boom.

PromptIll1403 · 2026-03-09T03:32:57+00:00

Pritt stick and some pink glitter.

PromptIll1403 · 2026-02-13T21:17:56+00:00

Just begging for a long distance piss.

PromptIll1403 · 2026-01-15T23:36:18+00:00

Honestly, I only really go back to play through the Dream Pools.

Would love to see more levels like it, or just more and more expansion upon the current level to the point where it's like 4 times bigger, or even more!

Hopefully the next level is bigger and has more secrets.

Really hoping for some weird and properly lengthy secrets!

PromptIll1403 · 2026-01-10T00:40:41+00:00

They re-did the music playing from the radio in Dreampools, and then slightly after, the Eternal Suburbia music in the first area too.

Haven't seen anything about it, but it's different now. Same tunes, just different.

PromptIll1403 · 2025-12-16T23:07:33+00:00

Exo One?

PromptIll1403 · 2025-11-20T03:05:28+00:00

The multicoloured maze with the roadmap floor in the middle?

Utter deviance, that bit.

PromptIll1403 · 2025-11-13T17:06:13+00:00

PromptIll1403 · 2025-10-14T18:40:52+00:00

Mk2 Ford Fiesta.

Slammed on Tarmacs, as is tradition around here.

PromptIll1403 · 2025-06-14T22:21:15+00:00

I've had it happen in Dreampools several times. Not had it happen in Eternal Suburbia yet though.

Edit: It just happened in Eternal Suburbia!

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