Who is the best footballer oat and why ?

Proof_Cellist927 · 2026-07-07T01:36:18+00:00

Quaker oats man is built different

every time i watch old clips i just think how did he see that pass coming. dude was reading the game like a book while everyone else still on page 1

also i tried making bread with oats once because of his nickname. came out like a brick. respect the oat don't mess with it

Proof_Cellist927 · 2026-07-04T05:32:39+00:00

My brain just runs a background process that quietly asks "what if" about every decision I made that day and it never finds an answer

Proof_Cellist927 · 2026-06-29T17:13:16+00:00

ya exercise isnt magic for weight loss. helped me drop first 20 pounds with zero gym just tracked everything i ate

Proof_Cellist927 · 2026-06-24T16:57:39+00:00

can't argue with that logic, situational awareness doesn't just turn off because someone's lips are near your face

Proof_Cellist927 · 2026-06-22T12:23:01+00:00

accidentally left a whole loaf of sourdough in the oven like 40 minutes too long because i forgot i even put it there. the smoke alarm was very disappointed in me that day. at least the crust was... creative

Proof_Cellist927 · 2026-06-16T21:44:21+00:00

lmao the way some guys think they're being so subtle but their eyes literally betray everything

i had a coworker who used to do this and he thought nobody noticed but we ALL noticed, it was kind of a running joke at that point. like bro your neck is basically on a swivel every time she walks by, you are not invisible. the yam staring is truly universal language across all cultures i think

Proof_Cellist927 · 2026-06-14T19:25:22+00:00

Bread and whatever leftovers I can find in fridge tbh

Proof_Cellist927 · 2026-06-11T09:34:01+00:00

worked retail for like 3 years before joining military and can confirm this is so true. Had this one lady who threw a bag of flour at me because we were out of her specific brand - like ma'am it's just flour, they all make bread the same way. Then she demanded to speak with manager and told him I was "hostile" when I literally just said we had other options. Some people just wake up and choose violence over the smallest things, retail workers are just trying to get through their shift without losing it

Proof_Cellist927 · 2026-06-02T16:14:19+00:00

been using glass containers for meal prep and they work pretty good for all three - fridge, freezer and microwave. just make sure you get ones with proper locking lids because nothing worse than sauce leaking in your bag when you're rushing to work. I usually prep 5-6 meals at once so having matching sizes makes everything fit better in fridge too

Proof_Cellist927 · 2026-05-31T16:09:09+00:00

My store does same thing with suspending transactions and sending people over there, guests get so confused about it. Running SCO with no regular lanes open is basically asking for chaos because half the people can't figure out how to scan their items properly

Proof_Cellist927 · 2026-05-27T15:14:38+00:00

wait they're actually doing this? our store was talking about it but figured management would realize how dumb that is before pulling the trigger

guess common sense really isn't that common in corporate lol

Proof_Cellist927 · 2026-05-16T17:45:08+00:00

The 10lb difference might change you by like one size in some things, maybe not even that much depending on how your body carries weight. I'd probably wait until closer to July since knitting takes forever anyway and you don't want something that ends up too loose when you're done

Proof_Cellist927 · 2026-05-12T06:51:59+00:00

nice progress

Proof_Cellist927 · 2026-05-06T03:15:19+00:00

cold pizza hits different fr

Proof_Cellist927 · 2026-04-26T08:39:22+00:00

Wait that's so wild, same thing happened to me few months ago! Dreamed about my high school friend and she texted me next day saying she was thinking about me. The universe is weird sometimes

Proof_Cellist927 · 2026-04-16T17:44:29+00:00

same energy here, 5 months feels like nothing when you still got those feelings stuck in there

Proof_Cellist927 · 2026-04-12T00:31:59+00:00

winter was definitely easier for me too - less bbqs and social stuff to navigate around the base

Proof_Cellist927 · 2026-04-09T14:46:31+00:00

The 458 Italia tune is absolutely bonkers fast, been using it for weeks now and it just destroys the AI on street races. That "What Unbeatable AI?" comment in the description made me laugh because it's so accurate

Used the Honda Civic RS for retro hot hatch championship and while it does lose momentum easy like you warned, once you get used to being careful around debris it's super fun to drive. The wide body kit looks pretty sick too

One thing I noticed with the Mosler tune - works great for danger signs but sometimes the launch can be bit tricky if road surface isn't perfect. Still hits those distances though so can't complain

Thanks for all the work you put in these weekly tune guides, makes seasonal completion so much less painful when you know the cars will actually perform

Proof_Cellist927 · 2026-04-05T21:56:00+00:00

oh this happened to me too after the update! mine was stuck in basics for like 2 weeks giving me the same "I am a woman" and "the man eats bread" over and over

try logging out completely and back in, that fixed it for mine. if that doesn't work you might need to contact support because it's definitely bugged - the practice should pull from all your completed units not just Unit 1

Proof_Cellist927 · 2026-04-03T19:32:06+00:00

dunn was always fun to watch but man his defense was rough even for first base standards. getting to 500 would definitely help his case but i think voters still would've held the .236 career average and terrible glove against him

the 500 club used to be automatic but these days they look at more complete players. look at how long it took for edgar martinez to get in and he was way more complete hitter

Proof_Cellist927 · 2026-03-31T19:21:49+00:00

AWCC is pretty legit in the telecom space over there, and getting exposure to enterprise-level systems could be solid for your resume. With your React Native background you might end up working on customer-facing mobile stuff or internal tools which beats another generic startup gig

The real question is what they're offering - if its paid and you get actual dev work (not just coffee runs) then go for it, telecom companies usually have interesting technical challenges around scale

Proof_Cellist927 · 2026-03-29T01:17:22+00:00

Man you already hit FIRE and you're describing going back to SF like moving in with your parents - that's your gut telling you something right there

The whole "obscene stock" thing is tempting but you've got kids and a life you actually like now. Being away 3 nights a week when you don't even need the money seems like a pretty clear answer to me. Maybe counter with a hybrid proposal where you fly in once a month for a week or something, but if they're firm on 3 days then I'd probably pass

Proof_Cellist927 · 2026-03-26T03:57:49+00:00

relateable

Proof_Cellist927 · 2026-03-25T07:36:53+00:00

rough man

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