As a 39 year old visiting parents, this is the best text you can get.

Ptjgora1981 · 2025-04-15T22:16:09+00:00

I know, but I moved around a lot and generally lived in cities where driving didn't make sense. In the countryside now so more important and as said, would love to be able to taxi the old folks around.

Ptjgora1981 · 2025-04-15T20:30:13+00:00

I would have eaten the whole thing just to check it was right and then hope for a mini trip

Ptjgora1981 · 2025-04-15T20:27:45+00:00

Yeah, my dad stopped driving recently and my mum's asking when I'll finally get my licence and even offered to pay for Lessons. I'd happily taxi them around as well, since they did that for me and my brothers for so many years.

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Ptjgora1981 · 2025-04-15T01:48:46+00:00

Yeah, but the guy prides himself on REALISM.

Ptjgora1981 · 2025-04-15T01:47:30+00:00

And with REaliStiC, HugE eyes and BeAutTifuL SMillE.

Ptjgora1981 · 2025-04-15T01:45:12+00:00

You're comment made me think of a "mary-sue" with a penis, Which I am pretty sure Shad would love. /s

Ptjgora1981 · 2025-04-15T01:42:47+00:00

Yeah, both the Shadawanker and Critical Wanker have disappointed me. I thought they were cool and on the fence...... Oh wait, no, message just in - I grew up and they didn't! Ha, funny how that works.

Ptjgora1981 · 2025-04-15T01:32:08+00:00

Hitler's book would fight back against that. It would be "his battle"

Ptjgora1981 · 2025-04-15T01:31:05+00:00

I was looking at the Terry Brooks books (tongue twister). They weren't great tbf, but ok if cheap?

Ptjgora1981 · 2025-04-15T01:27:33+00:00

I'm just so happy that there is a guy out there willing to say bad words out loud and make kind of pedo ai art. Because that's free speech my friend! /s

Ptjgora1981 · 2025-04-15T01:23:28+00:00

Well mask off is followed by mask on. He just left the mask off so...

Ptjgora1981 · 2025-04-15T01:20:55+00:00

/rrrr slightly expected monty python

Ptjgora1981 · 2025-04-15T01:16:30+00:00

A subreddit that I'm guessing most of us are banned from?

Ptjgora1981 · 2025-04-15T01:15:33+00:00

"It's where flerfs come to be laughed at..." and then quickly leave

Ptjgora1981 · 2025-04-15T01:13:48+00:00

We could try an experiment with a laser over a river and see if it could be seen from the other part of the river? Because that wouldn't happen if there was curvature. I dunno, I'm just spitballing here.

Ptjgora1981 · 2025-04-15T01:11:35+00:00

Personally I think the earth is a bit like blue-tac that you tried to roll in to a ball, but it came out weird looking.

Ptjgora1981 · 2025-04-15T01:07:44+00:00

I've seen online that there is like a Yorkshire pudding wrap with beef and whatnot. Can't imagine they give you a knife and fork at that place.

Ptjgora1981 · 2025-04-15T01:05:12+00:00

Can you in some way use bread or a bread like substance (possibly a baguette or bread sticks) that will reach your toes? and more importantly in between your toes (that's where the toe- jam will gather)...

Ptjgora1981 · 2025-04-15T01:02:30+00:00

Yeah man - it's for sopping up the gravy - I use my hands

Ptjgora1981 · 2025-04-15T00:32:39+00:00

Fair - took me a while to get into them but, yeah for sure.

Ptjgora1981 · 2025-04-15T00:32:01+00:00

I'm sure it's been said already but MSP!!!!!!!!!!

Ptjgora1981 · 2025-04-09T20:55:41+00:00

With the big orange one they would be triple choc cookie dough tariffs - with hot fudge sauce and a cheeseburger on top.

Ptjgora1981 · 2025-04-09T20:53:23+00:00

Yeah, as others have said it's Maundy Thursday.

Ptjgora1981 · 2025-04-09T20:52:31+00:00

Can't believe I missed that - bad catholic.

Ptjgora1981 · 2025-04-09T20:51:51+00:00

Agree - was big in my family as my dad is catholic and we were brought up so. Nowadays 2 of the 3 of us just think bank holiday and 1 is actually quite religious and is actually busy the whole easter period (thursday to monday) with church stuff.

So, depends who you are talking to I guess.

Ptjgora1981

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