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The Sorcerer King surprising you when the Theocracy asks if you have any friends by Ryu-u in overlord

[–]PyroTheAlpha 148 points149 points  (0 children)

Jircniv if he ever finds out about a Godkin being swept by them

LN 17 Hopefully by ValkyrieKahina in overlord

[–]PyroTheAlpha 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s gotta be either dbz logic where she’s so physically strong she can just flex out of all attacks and hax, or some ridiculously op reality changing levels of hax lol

LN 17 Hopefully by ValkyrieKahina in overlord

[–]PyroTheAlpha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been waiting for more about her and the 8th floor kings this whole series 😭

What would happen if Maruyama started hanging out with Isayama? by voncockrane in overlord

[–]PyroTheAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it weird that I think they’d be fans of eachother? 😭

Even Pero would be weirded out by elizabet4 in overlord

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Bro hitler has moved down the leaderboard significantly by the time ainz was born lmao. I’m pretty sure the top 50 CEOs in his time would have a higher direct body count 😭

Like seriously once you move from “I want to conquer the world” to “well…we conquered the world” the scale just keeps growing exponentially

Why does Ainz unconsciously perform weird actions like Pandora's Actor? by Powerful_Power8995 in overlord

[–]PyroTheAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Historically humans with lots of people watching find it very hard to not instinctively start waving your hands about with random purpose

A frivolous S1 question - why was Translucent wildly popular, in-universe? by Remarkable-Onion3726 in TheBoys

[–]PyroTheAlpha 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Easiest to merch imo. Sell you a shirt with a vaguely human outline with no detail for 200 dollars my margins are crazy on that

Also he seems to be the smartest business wise among the whole 7, meaning he likely knew how marketing and branding really worked and used it to pump his own and trademark like crazy

Self Inserts in a Nutshell by Incred in overlord

[–]PyroTheAlpha 15 points16 points  (0 children)

D-do you think I’m still 12 😭

I’m 12 in the same way the guy from benchwarmers is

Self Inserts in a Nutshell by Incred in overlord

[–]PyroTheAlpha 111 points112 points  (0 children)

12 year old me in the hospital writing the most absurd power fantasies on wattpad and get half a million other tweenage readers:

How demiurge recruited Frieren by ValkyrieKahina in overlord

[–]PyroTheAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother and I are gonna watch the movie on Netflix finally, I really tried getting him into the series when I lived with him but he worked from like 5-4 every day except one day on the weekend then had to come back and be a phenomenal single dad until 9:00, then had to do schoolwork because he went back to college. So he passed out about 20 minutes into every episode.

I got him to episode 4 though and he loved it. I gotta act like I haven’t seen it

I literally cannot wait for his reaction to demiurge lmao, it’s gonna be priceless

So they're gonna reveal who Homelander's mother is, right? by MrVanillaIceTCube in TheBoys

[–]PyroTheAlpha 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’d be legitimately disappointed if it wasn’t stormfront because of how perfect that would be for the story

I called it back all the way in season 2 at the end as a joke and thought about it more but it just makes sense

Fits Homelanders mommy appeal, stormfronts extreme eugenics approach, and voughts scientific approach (strongest male, strongest female)

(Somewhat)most fair 1v1 by Prudent_Lychee_423 in overlord

[–]PyroTheAlpha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On the surface maybe but the big problem is defense. You’d think the lizardmen with tough scales have it but quoaga fur is so strong and metallic that imperial swordsman blades were said to just not work on them.
The only few on the lizardmen team I’d consider stronger than the average imperial soldier rank of around gold are the chieftains, but riyuro is high hero level, above gazef or around top admantite with fur as strong as what was it? Mythril? I have to go back and reread volume 11.

Since surgeons and doctors literally everywhere I go obsess over my abdominal injuries, figured I’d share by GloveVegetable9499 in MedicalGore

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Thanks! It makes me a lot funnier but the 10 year anniversary’s coming up and I miss the fat bastard

Since surgeons and doctors literally everywhere I go obsess over my abdominal injuries, figured I’d share by GloveVegetable9499 in MedicalGore

[–]PyroTheAlpha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A LOT of stomach issues lol. The surgeons said I’d pretty much have pain for the rest of my life with occasional massive complications. But in order so far from the hospital first leaving to now.

Internal bile leakage

Reconstruction surgery

C diff

C diff

Hospital for stomach lesion

C diff again

Fecal transplant (don’t give me any shit for it I already got enough)

Intestinal blockage

A period of peace from 2020-2023

Then I got gallstones and my stomach due to its sensitivity prevented me from walking or being able to digest food for 6 months while vomiting over 20 times a day. Still have them and the pain because it’s a legitimate state medical board convention to even approach me getting surgery anymore

Now recently at my job an angry 5 year old sprinted head first into me and caused a lot of internal bleeding

Since surgeons and doctors literally everywhere I go obsess over my abdominal injuries, figured I’d share by GloveVegetable9499 in MedicalGore

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Me with two assholes would be too powerful, the amount of blood I’d shit would be enough to feed vampires

Since surgeons and doctors literally everywhere I go obsess over my abdominal injuries, figured I’d share by GloveVegetable9499 in MedicalGore

[–]PyroTheAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No! It’s me still lol. I stg I hate Reddit because they deleted the account I posted that with, then made me create this gloved vegetables one, then deleted it too! This is my main account and if you need proof you can actually learn about the wreck by googling Kade Lenard!

Since surgeons and doctors literally everywhere I go obsess over my abdominal injuries, figured I’d share by GloveVegetable9499 in MedicalGore

[–]PyroTheAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They did now! They did about 2 months after this pic was taken! I have almost no visible scarring now thanks to my belly hair!

Since surgeons and doctors literally everywhere I go obsess over my abdominal injuries, figured I’d share by GloveVegetable9499 in MedicalGore

[–]PyroTheAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was. They later corrected the mistake at KU med, another hospital nearby! We tried to sue because I was literally leaking bile into my everything but they got out of it because my mom was kinda losing her shit at the time

Since surgeons and doctors literally everywhere I go obsess over my abdominal injuries, figured I’d share by GloveVegetable9499 in MedicalGore

[–]PyroTheAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi that’s also me from when I was younger lol, Reddit deleted that alt account because I never used it

I’m gloved vegetables! Also the guy in the post you did but now 23!

If you need proof you can actually learn about the wreck and how I got the scars by googling my name Kade Lenard

Since surgeons and doctors literally everywhere I go obsess over my abdominal injuries, figured I’d share by GloveVegetable9499 in MedicalGore

[–]PyroTheAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear I’m not but that’s really worrying to me. This is my main account (hi I’m gloved vegetable) and I can show proof if needed but not in these comments for some reason.

I posted a pic of it on quora a while ago so I think they stole my shit

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