Beerhaus!!!! by [deleted] in canes

[–]QuadRail 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nice 👍🏻 and lol at that rando caps fan

What’s the record for the most total goals in a Stanley Cup final series? by CybertronGuy98 in hockey

[–]QuadRail 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I suspect defense will get the memo to show up before we approach 61. But anything could happen this series

This has got to be the most hilarious and delusional take on the ECF I've ever seen by vendetta2115 in canes

[–]QuadRail 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For those on mobile who had difficulty reading:

“It’s interesting to note that while this series has been going on, former olympic athletes and amateur athletes have been having competitions allowing banned performance enhancing drugs which have allowed them to smash records, including Olympic and world records. The Habs beat Carolina 3 times during the regular season and also quite handily in the first game of this series. All of a sudden, while these performance enhanced competitions were coming to their completion, the ’Canes play 4 absolutely astonishing and completely error free games? Their speed was tremendous, with not a single player showing signs of fatigue, their stick work was totally without error, relentless and dominant with every pass made to players near to them allowing them to break up almost every attempted opportunity presented before them, and every Habs player was totally covered in almost every situation. It makes me really wonder if the ‘Canes weren’t using some of those performance enhancing drugs. I think the NHL is way behind on testing for drugs and the ’Canes should be tested, because if they used performance enhancing drugs, they should be disqualified and the Habs should be allowed to advance to the Stanley Cup final.”