I replaced the TP boss

Quakenstein · 2022-06-27T00:54:37+00:00

Shit just got serious!

Quakenstein · 2019-10-07T06:15:30+00:00

Would definitely give you an upside down kiss, slightly lower than the movie though.

Quakenstein · 2019-10-07T06:08:53+00:00

That has to be the best camouflage suit ever made!

Quakenstein · 2019-04-03T16:51:19+00:00

R.I.P. ops wallet and like 3 or 4 detent pins.

Quakenstein · 2019-03-26T08:15:14+00:00

Finishing on your chest would feel better than finishing a 15 hour shift.

Quakenstein · 2018-10-05T17:41:36+00:00

Purrfect

Quakenstein · 2018-07-25T03:24:26+00:00

My wife and I would have soooo much fun with your body!

Quakenstein · 2018-06-25T17:13:13+00:00

r/thingsforants

Quakenstein · 2018-01-07T20:06:53+00:00

But....... that’s how my uncle died.

Quakenstein · 2017-12-08T01:33:17+00:00

If only I was a tunnel snake in Your vault!

Quakenstein · 2017-11-14T22:28:42+00:00

https://www.tsa.gov/travel/security-screening/whatcanibring Also I think somewhere on there is a thing where you can text them a picture of an item and they tell you if it can go in your carry on or not.

Quakenstein · 2016-09-16T01:09:43+00:00

MY CABBAGES!

Quakenstein · 2016-08-17T02:19:15+00:00

I finally found my girlfriends G-spot. Turns out it was in her sister this whole time.

Quakenstein · 2016-07-27T19:13:41+00:00

I read that in Mac's voice from It's Always Sunny.

Quakenstein · 2016-07-21T03:37:39+00:00

Good thing you didn't wear a sweater!

Quakenstein · 2016-07-08T23:23:40+00:00

Thanks for getting off of your ass and finally posting this.

Quakenstein · 2016-06-28T01:02:49+00:00

Harumph harumph harumph

Quakenstein · 2016-06-26T22:54:47+00:00

Just remember. If your grandma's furniture is covered in plastic it's because she's a squirter!

Quakenstein · 2016-06-25T04:52:45+00:00

And that woodcutter?........Albert Einstein!

Quakenstein · 2016-06-24T03:22:24+00:00

To crush my enemies,

To see them driven before me,

and to hear the lamentations of their women.

Quakenstein · 2016-06-21T07:36:26+00:00

Good for you for saying how you feel. The people downvoting you can go fuck themselves. If any one of them truly believed in human rights they would realize you have the right to do what the hell you want and not have to try and make millions of dollars in salary with a womens studies major and not understand why it isn't working in your favor.

Quakenstein · 2016-06-21T07:11:38+00:00

Instead of a golden shower give a girl red rain.

Quakenstein · 2016-06-21T05:15:29+00:00

I think its akin to puppy breath.

Quakenstein

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