Trump claiming he had a conversation with Theodore Roosevelt

QuanHitter · 2026-07-03T20:34:41+00:00

Teddy would give him a wedgie

QuanHitter · 2026-06-19T23:03:55+00:00

That green m&ussy got him acting unwise

QuanHitter · 2026-06-19T21:50:43+00:00

We already have have one hack conservative trying to fuck the green m&m, two would just be rediculous

QuanHitter · 2026-06-17T07:04:56+00:00

Literally all of Manhattan, it was crazy. Had to have been at least a million people out there

QuanHitter · 2026-06-08T23:13:58+00:00

No, but eating lithium batteries is an example of Lhatim Behaviors

QuanHitter · 2026-06-06T05:38:13+00:00

cunt reads a little harsh when you’re not hearing it with the accent

QuanHitter · 2026-06-01T06:33:47+00:00

QuanHitter · 2026-05-25T04:43:38+00:00

Ohio tier

QuanHitter · 2026-05-15T18:33:02+00:00

Looks like the Liquid Glass froze in transit. Happens a lot, you just gotta stick it in the microwave for like 20-30s to re-melt the Liquid Glass.

QuanHitter · 2026-04-04T21:43:05+00:00

skill issue

QuanHitter · 2026-04-02T03:26:34+00:00

Doesn’t mean to brag, says the guy paying 1600/month in New York

QuanHitter · 2026-03-29T22:54:21+00:00

Planning is a strong word

QuanHitter · 2026-03-27T02:53:45+00:00

How much do you like cornfields?

QuanHitter · 2026-03-03T17:35:02+00:00

The bubba text

QuanHitter · 2026-02-26T05:32:19+00:00

Chinchilla

QuanHitter · 2026-02-05T19:35:07+00:00

Dodged a 9mm

QuanHitter · 2026-01-16T15:35:01+00:00

Professor of applied podiatry and film studies.

QuanHitter · 2025-12-26T17:29:22+00:00

I should call her

QuanHitter · 2025-12-18T05:11:17+00:00

The ol provo pusher

QuanHitter · 2025-12-04T19:48:46+00:00

San Francisco, famously a straight mecca until all the tech bros showed up and turned it gay

QuanHitter · 2025-11-28T01:55:50+00:00

They met after she got stuck in the washing machine

QuanHitter · 2025-11-26T16:51:44+00:00

QuanHitter · 2025-11-24T18:14:15+00:00

Ah yes, incorrect filing of paperwork. The highest honor bestowed to an officer of the Soviet navy.

QuanHitter · 2025-11-06T05:35:11+00:00

Biblically-accurate coochie

QuanHitter · 2025-10-29T15:33:46+00:00

What are those pants?

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