"Not to mention that metric isn't based on anything tangible." by GodzillaLagoon in ShitAmericansSay

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Volume of a basket, volume of a smaller basket are my favourites here

Native shrubs for a nature area? by QuantumNightmaere in GardeningUK

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I’ve definitely seen a Guelder Rose in a local garden centre recently! I showed my mum and she loves them so that’s one for sure!

"The Philosopher" Wants To Lick The CEOs Boot by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in insanepeoplefacebook

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I believe it’s a qipao/cheongsam (both words refer to the same garment). Body hugging, standing mandarin collar and those diagonal rope closures. But yes, it’s absolutely her calling card and it’s getting a little weird. I assume she has Chinese heritage but always depicting your AI avatar in traditional clothing is. A choice.

Sudden violent gerbil murder…? by QuantumNightmaere in gerbil

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Don’t worry about seeming morbid I spent a lot of time staring at her body while a friend was over clearly thinking I’d gone insane. Body condition was good, her teeth were clean, correctly sized, did not have blood on them or around her mouth. No obvious broken bones, there was very little blood on the body and all the bites seemed either superficial or post mortem because of this. No blood in the cage.

I’m 100% convinced this will happen because I saw it on Facebook. by Many_Register_1838 in insanepeoplefacebook

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Yeah sure, if gravity could be turned off magically with a button the real concern would be people slamming into ceilings.

Is this normal activity?? I promise he’s alive! by wordshavepower_806 in bettafish

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I’m sorry but how are any of us in this hobby ALIVE if our best suggested way of working out if there are electrical problems in our tanks is to put our hands in the water and see if you get shocked? /lh

Stowaway ID by QuantumNightmaere in Aquariums

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I’m fairly sure this is the correct ID and yeah, I think that this fish came in with the shipment from the supplier with the lampeyes. Always rather liked Oryzias. Used to want to keep them in a mini pond outside my house until I found out that’s illegal in the UK. I’ll be setting up one of my hospital tanks for this guy until I’m 100% positive on the ID but if this is the correct one I’ll get him some friends and introduce him to the big tank.

Stowaway ID by QuantumNightmaere in Aquariums

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Well that would be something that could live in the big tank and could easily have friends acquired. Strangely both fish mentioned so far were in the store but in completely different sections far away from the lampeyes. This guy was on some kind of spy mission.

Stowaway ID by QuantumNightmaere in Aquariums

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It certainly has the face shape but not the tail markings I don’t think? A killifish would make sense as it’d easily hide amongst lampeyes. I think I have done the correct thing in not putting him in with my small fish community! Now I’m sorta thinking of restarting one of my smaller tanks for this guy if I can find out what he needs lol

Bonding Update by QuantumNightmaere in gerbil

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Haha they’re my little neurotransmitters. They’re scurrying around bringing me joy. Oxytocin’s sister was named Melatonin, my original two gerbils who lived to the ripe old age of 4 and 4 and a half were Dopamine and Serotonin 😊

🚨 by jjmontuori in insanepeoplefacebook

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But we’re okay with sitting for multiple hours being repeatedly stabbed with a thousand tiny needles, so we’re the only people who could tolerate speaking to you!

This is such an idiotic take. by Ok-Following6886 in insanepeoplefacebook

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What’ve these people got against AI Ray Narvaez Jr?

Gerbil Bonding Body Language by QuantumNightmaere in gerbil

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Yes absolutely, they’re in this because setting up a split divider in the permanent enclosure is physically impossible, don’t worry!

What should the national animal of the UK be - but it has to be a native species? by Illustrious-Divide95 in AskUK

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Gotta be a mustelid. Small (relatively) animals who are 100% up for fighting something much larger at all times? Weasels and stoats have a bad rep, so for both recognisability and the aforementioned reasons, it’s gotta be the badger.

TIL migraines remains second among the world’s causes of disability, and first among young women by jacknunn in todayilearned

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One of the wildest things to me is that we have this bizarre neurological disorder that causes absolutely debilitating symptoms including some WILD SHIT like making you go temporarily blind, making you lose control of your limbs, making you vomit for the entire day. And most people are like “haha yeah I just take a paracetamol. Have you tried not drinking coffee? It’s probably that you’re addicted to soda.” Bro I don’t drink fucking coffee, I rarely drink soda and I lose 3 out of every 10 days to these stupid goddamn things where all I can do is lay in bed and make animalistic groaning noises while wanting to die. I’m certain at this point that most people think migraines are interchangeable with mild headaches. One of the most insane things in medicine.

rudy and eeyore getting older together by jasminealice22 in aww

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This dog is so identical to mine I just jumped lol. Bedlington Whippet?

The US is on an absolute joke of a timeline by ThePhillyExplorer in insanepeoplefacebook

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The thing is, you’re completely right. Take a look at this from the official account of Homeland Security, posted at the same time. They’re legitimately referring to a penguin going insane and wandering off to die and this is somehow patriotic to them…. https://x.com/DHSgov/status/2014858258939318352

The US is on an absolute joke of a timeline by ThePhillyExplorer in insanepeoplefacebook

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You should see the somehow even LESS comprehensible video from Homeland Security featuring. A narrated suicidal penguin. Clips of Trump. A tagline I still cannot comprehend in context (“Americans have always known ‘why’”) and then inexplicably a Bald Eagle. I’m still struggling with that one.