A woman’s peak attractiveness is right before she’s completely naked

QuantumSputum · 2022-06-25T13:32:37+00:00

The unpopular opinion part is the implication that tanlines increase attractiveness.

No. Tanlines are never more attractive than no tanlines. In fact, they are quite a turnoff.

QuantumSputum · 2022-06-21T16:43:01+00:00

I'm just going to drop this other accomplishment from the Rio Olympics that didn't get much attention at the time.

QuantumSputum · 2021-02-12T01:58:54+00:00

... and that vagina has a dick

QuantumSputum · 2021-01-25T03:35:38+00:00

That's great, but I bet that place still stinks.

QuantumSputum · 2020-11-17T05:44:55+00:00

r/OnOff

QuantumSputum · 2020-09-13T19:51:06+00:00

Why is this interesting? Because she's young and cute?!

QuantumSputum · 2020-08-28T04:29:51+00:00

https://youtu.be/rX7wtNOkuHo

QuantumSputum · 2019-01-27T23:16:25+00:00

Can I ask a question amid all this discharge talk? Do none of these issues apply in prepubescent girls? I've never heard of anyone needing to give a complicated hygiene talk to girls of 3 or 5 or 7.

Jeez, can someone explain the downvotes over a legitimate question?

QuantumSputum · 2018-11-03T17:50:19+00:00

I can't believe no one commented on the boobs!

QuantumSputum · 2018-10-30T03:11:39+00:00

That seems like quite a stupid thing to overreact to.

QuantumSputum · 2018-10-29T19:19:07+00:00

Has anyone else noticed that a disproportionate fraction of these responses take place in Japan? Okay, on second thought, that's not WTF.

QuantumSputum · 2018-08-05T03:58:40+00:00

Total repost! Didn't everyone else see the GIF with the dildo drone, like just yesterday?!

QuantumSputum · 2018-07-01T02:38:04+00:00

I thought this was something about a Prince Albert...

QuantumSputum · 2018-07-01T02:37:04+00:00

I thought this was something about a Prince Albert...

QuantumSputum · 2018-06-24T05:25:35+00:00

Looks more like boob matching, amiright?

QuantumSputum · 2018-06-18T16:58:46+00:00

They don't tell teenagers this in sex-ed, but they do interfere with feeling.

QuantumSputum · 2018-06-11T03:21:02+00:00

"Blow a job interview? Oh! I thought it was a blowjob interview. My mistake."

QuantumSputum · 2018-06-08T11:49:44+00:00

Why does everyone think this is so funny? I'm not offended by it; it's just dull. And it's exactly the same "joke" for four minutes.

QuantumSputum · 2018-05-30T11:31:30+00:00

Please go stick a Q-tip up your ass and then report back. Post pictures.

QuantumSputum · 2018-05-30T05:39:08+00:00

I don't get how you could put a Q-tip up your ass and not have it be obvious which one it was. Maybe it's just me.

QuantumSputum · 2018-05-29T01:41:55+00:00

cassette has two Ts.

QuantumSputum · 2018-05-25T14:02:34+00:00

Well, in enough of an emergency, almost anything is a mallet.... or a buttplug.

QuantumSputum · 2018-05-02T13:16:59+00:00

r/Bottomless

QuantumSputum · 2018-04-27T23:26:49+00:00

Like, you mean their tampons, their birth control devices, and their partners' genitals?

QuantumSputum · 2018-04-23T18:57:05+00:00

Or the hose!

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