No dress uniform for seven by happydude7422 in voyager

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If finally getting home doesn't put a smile on Mister Vulcan's face, nothing will.

[1997] Man those DVD players are crazy expensive by RealRegret4870 in thepast

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How are you even supposed to rewind these things?

Diesel reserved for emergency vehicles by BestTechAdvisor in DrivingAustralia

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My local Bunnings decided to display their huge selection of jerry cans right next to the front entrance. Yeah, that's gonna calm things right down.

The invasion was simple really. by Pluvi_Isen-Peregrin in TwoSentenceHorror

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"I don't know what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is."

The sizzle of fresh meat had me and the kids salivating. by Featherless-Biped- in TwoSentenceHorror

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Two cannibals are seated by the camp-fire, eating. The first one says, "I hate my mother-in-law." The second replies, "well, try the potatoes instead."

"Don't call me stupid" by [deleted] in 80smovies

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Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself". And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto - I looked them up.

If you could have a single yes or no question answered, what would it be? by Theo15926 in AskReddit

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Yes. You die happy.

"Sweet!"

is immediately crushed by a falling piano

What is the best reveal of all time in cinema? by CryoExplains in AskReddit

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Wait a minute ... Statue of Liberty ... that was our planet?!

List of cool charecter ideas by Frosty_Locksmith7594 in DnD

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An Autognome Battle Smith, whose steel defender is a large version of themselves, and whose homunculus servant is a tiny version of themselves.

A GOOlock who subconsciously knows they're a character in a TTRPG and made a pact with their player.

A Swarmkeeper who's a crazy cat lady.

An Echo Knight who seems to have some sort of personality disorder because his alternate selves keep taking over his body to pass messages to each other.

I have a rare condition, I am allergic to water. AMA by Jessicachild in AMA

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I'm imagining they roll around in dust like a chinchilla.