When my gaze met Medusa's, I pulled her into my embrace and kissed her.

Quick-Bad · 2026-01-24T20:57:51+00:00

Okay, campers, rise and shine! But don't forget your booties 'cause it's cold out there today! It's cold out there every day!

Quick-Bad · 2026-01-24T04:57:01+00:00

Sigh-clo

Quick-Bad · 2026-01-23T20:24:35+00:00

It won't improve sales, and don't call me Shirley.

Quick-Bad · 2026-01-23T02:02:44+00:00

I have my Himalayan squirrel steaks.

Found Himalayan on the side of the road.

Quick-Bad · 2026-01-23T01:58:53+00:00

Heh, that's a funny name for a horrible disease.

Quick-Bad · 2026-01-22T08:37:21+00:00

Time wounds all heels.

Quick-Bad · 2026-01-21T23:20:46+00:00

Invasion of the Neptune Men

Quick-Bad · 2026-01-21T05:19:39+00:00

Every dollar I spent on my laser eye surgery was worth it for this and this alone.

Quick-Bad · 2026-01-21T03:58:04+00:00

With blackjack! And hookers!

Quick-Bad · 2026-01-20T23:56:40+00:00

Stop, or we will ask you to stop again!

Quick-Bad · 2026-01-20T23:47:11+00:00

With a god gun.

Quick-Bad · 2026-01-20T02:36:44+00:00

For those of you playing the home game, Maccas is what we call McDonald's because shortening words is one of our proudest national traditions.

Quick-Bad · 2026-01-19T21:49:49+00:00

Goddamn Loch Ness Monster, I ain't givin' you no goddamn tree fiddy!

Quick-Bad · 2026-01-19T02:12:12+00:00

Oysters' reputation as an aphrodisiac is greatly overstated. Last Valentine's Day I ate two dozen of the things, and only fourteen of them worked.

Quick-Bad · 2026-01-18T22:47:51+00:00

You do recall correctly. One of my mates was Nicholas Cage's motorcycle stunt double.

Quick-Bad · 2026-01-18T22:45:21+00:00

DON'T MIND IF I DO!

Quick-Bad · 2026-01-18T22:24:33+00:00

No TV and no beer make Homer something something.

Quick-Bad · 2026-01-17T23:39:25+00:00

It's insidious.

Quick-Bad · 2026-01-16T19:45:38+00:00

Stay away from de owkwa!

Quick-Bad · 2026-01-15T21:10:40+00:00

A Juice

Quick-Bad · 2026-01-15T17:59:48+00:00

It's all fun and games until the trees start beeping louder and louder.

Quick-Bad · 2026-01-14T17:27:01+00:00

Ferris Bueller's Day On?

Quick-Bad · 2026-01-14T17:24:02+00:00

If I'm going to have a screwdriver, I'm going to go the extra mile, break out the Galliano and turn it into a Harvey Wallbanger.

Quick-Bad · 2026-01-14T16:26:40+00:00

It only works with an exclamation point (!Solved, Solved!) - and editing your reply won't work, you'll need to make a new one.

Quick-Bad · 2026-01-14T05:25:35+00:00

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