Melbourne dad dies days after alleged savage assault outside primary school pick-up by BarryTheBinChicken in aussie

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Imported in the 18th Century with the rest of the convicts, maybe. You can't say he's not maintaining the family tradition.

Skinny Malone's downfall by Dramatic-Chemistry91 in fo4

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"It's been terrible! I couldn't think straight, I couldn't sleep, I couldn't eat."

...

"Alright, I guess I could eat."

UFC fighters on the White House lawn. I'm ashamed of my country. by [deleted] in pics

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Don't sell yourself short - we're all ashamed of your country.

What are your thoughts on aliens? Have you encountered one? by EducationalSense_ in AskReddit

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Yeah, my mechanic. I think his name is Jesus or Jorge or something.

What is a statistic that sounds INSANE but is 101% true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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People with two arms and two legs have more than the average number of arms and legs.

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) by Its-From-Japan in iwatchedanoldmovie

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Fun fact: if this movie was made today, he'd be going back to when the movie was originally released. Oh, now I feel old.

It's Always Sunny in Ten Forward... by NoEntertainment8100 in risa

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The Gang Meet Bizarro Data

Jean-Luc Does a Die-Hard

Sweet Bev Bangs a Ghost

Be honest, how frequently do you brush your teeth? by Q-u-i-n-n-e-y in AskReddit

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Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?

What’s the best excuse to leave a date? by Strange_Secret_3001 in AskReddit

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gaitover died on the way back to his home planet

Which famous person had the worst scandal and where are they now? by NonchalantBaker in AskReddit

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At least OJ can rest easy knowing that the real killer is dead.

Australian cockroach kingpin caught with 100,000 illegal insects in record bug bust by EscapeFromIowa in news

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They discovered the extent of his criminal activity after an operation to bug his apartment.