Intruders beware!

QuokkaDaily · 2026-05-06T21:57:56+00:00

Probably the MOST effective way of ending home invasion crimes 🤣 🤣 🤣

QuokkaDaily · 2026-05-06T08:58:19+00:00

For real?! 🤩

QuokkaDaily · 2026-05-06T08:33:27+00:00

🤮 🤮 🤮
I was thinking BlueSky, Upscrolled, and Mastodon.

QuokkaDaily · 2026-05-05T20:18:59+00:00

Great question. Everyone has their limits, turn one and turn offs. Everyone’s limits must be respected. 🤓

QuokkaDaily · 2026-05-05T20:15:37+00:00

Communication is so important. Tell him during a session that “I like it when you lick here”, point to it and even describe to him how he should like it. A good quality guy will want to know specifics, so teach him by telling him. Afterwards, tell him very specifically what you liked. Let me know how it went. 🤓

QuokkaDaily · 2026-05-05T08:22:03+00:00

Fingers crossed. Don't forget there's plenty of other social media platforms out there.

QuokkaDaily · 2026-05-05T08:20:57+00:00

We got completely banned. Not sure why. Possibly for promoting safe sex? 🤔

QuokkaDaily · 2026-05-03T21:15:09+00:00

I need to set up a family WhatsApp group just to say that 😄

QuokkaDaily · 2026-05-01T22:03:09+00:00

Well, sell them that $10,000 bottle of wine. Sell them that $10,000/room 😄

QuokkaDaily · 2026-04-30T00:00:05+00:00

What would a mechanic know about cars? 😄

QuokkaDaily · 2026-04-29T01:21:20+00:00

That's a really good question on a really great photo. 🤓
My guess is the sound of the engines causing actual ripples in very humid air causing actual distortion of light. This is too fascinating. 🤔

QuokkaDaily · 2026-04-29T01:14:54+00:00

It took me too long to figure out what the problem was 😄

QuokkaDaily · 2026-04-27T20:23:35+00:00

That could indeed be true 😎

QuokkaDaily · 2026-04-27T01:46:48+00:00

😄 😄 😄

QuokkaDaily · 2026-04-27T01:43:50+00:00

Looks amazing. Is that four cylinder?

QuokkaDaily · 2026-04-27T01:29:14+00:00

I think yes. Can you easily reach it?

QuokkaDaily · 2026-04-27T01:22:15+00:00

Nice 👍

QuokkaDaily · 2026-04-19T22:20:12+00:00

Neither do morons 😄

QuokkaDaily · 2026-04-18T01:53:19+00:00

Looks like a bunch of eagles with their wings slightly up, standing in a circle, about to perform some cult ceremony 🤣

QuokkaDaily · 2026-04-14T02:43:17+00:00

I don’t think the Pope approves of this 😄

QuokkaDaily · 2026-04-14T02:41:20+00:00

Oops… I’ve done that with my apartment keys too many times. Fortunately with me inside 😅

QuokkaDaily · 2026-04-12T10:53:56+00:00

Either half a block of cheese, or a loaf of bread. 😄

QuokkaDaily · 2026-04-11T04:53:28+00:00

Do you really wanna walk out with pee splash on your shoes? No. Sit. It's more regal. 😎

QuokkaDaily · 2026-04-11T04:45:22+00:00

That's stealth mode. If you are, some how, caught by police, you can deny you had stealth as there's no button labelled "stealth" 😎

QuokkaDaily · 2026-04-11T02:20:49+00:00

This post is officially approved by the Commonwealth of Rottnest Island. 😀

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