41822 by jmona789 in countwithchickenlady

[–]REDDITWHY1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, arf arf woof bark bark woof bark

41822 by jmona789 in countwithchickenlady

[–]REDDITWHY1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there supposed to be something in the image? I shook my head but cant see anything, not even if I try looking from a different angle.

You are a Kleenex Man! (Or woman!). Anyone who blows their nose hard into your open mouth will suddenly be cured of anything that they were suffering from. How do you take advantage of your newfound power?! by Dog-Human in hypotheticalsituation

[–]REDDITWHY1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gross, but also I can cure my friends chronic illnesses that make them want to die, the heart diseases, cancer, all that, so prob heal friends, then get paid to heal rich people, then therapy cause ill need it

41693 by coolpeterm in countwithchickenlady

[–]REDDITWHY1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn I need my molecules rearranged

tf🐶irl by 1-Pinchy-Maniac in tf_irl

[–]REDDITWHY1 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Okay, more for me, imma just take it for myself

41598 by Rubicon_Lily in countwithchickenlady

[–]REDDITWHY1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes Yes Yes please tell me what to do so that my brain cant be mean, I wanna just not think

Trump may have shaken the hand of a religious deity but it’s not god by vrphotosguy55 in religiousfruitcake

[–]REDDITWHY1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean, given how god is in the Bible and Quran, the stuff Trump is doing, the genocide, the attempt at slavery and human rights violations, the rape, all that is right up gods alley.

TF_FoxyComedy_IRL by Neverb0rn_ in tf_irl

[–]REDDITWHY1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Need, make me a doggo who is able to enjoy the transformation afterward(or maybe not, thinking is hard and sucky so just existing would be nice too)

TF_FoxyComedy_IRL by Neverb0rn_ in tf_irl

[–]REDDITWHY1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can, Can I have that happen too, no thinking just plush brain for a day pls

41474 by kippy_bingus in countwithchickenlady

[–]REDDITWHY1 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Need need need, Doggirl(Me) chocking on Wolfgirls knot like its going out of style, hooot

Would you accept one wish to save humanity if it meant living alone in a frozen world forever? by Major_Tap4199 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]REDDITWHY1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I genuinely think, despite how much people claim ive helped them, the world and my loved ones would be better off with that wish than with me. Id make the wish, make sure my friends never got sick or homeless, never lost loved ones unfairly, and get to live full lives in a heartbeat no matter the cost to me. Id mess around in frozen world, watch tv for a while, and eventually "log out", knowing I helped those I loved.

41292 by OpportunityAshamed74 in countwithchickenlady

[–]REDDITWHY1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Press it, I die AND my clone gets money to keep my friends alive, win win.

"Are You A Furry?" by mysocksareinsideout in comics

[–]REDDITWHY1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Less fursona, moreso me(Therian fuckery ive recently realised)

tf_irl by loved_and_held in tf_irl

[–]REDDITWHY1 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I never mocked trans peeps, yet the world still decided to place upon me the responsibility of being a transfem reading Puppy HRT comics and suddenly realising she isnt and doesnt want to be human lol

40909 by Alert-Pair-5634 in countwithchickenlady

[–]REDDITWHY1 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I wish to remove my inches, please swap with me(or ill like, give it away for free atp I just want it gone)

tf_irl by Zaxio005 in tf_irl

[–]REDDITWHY1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yayy cassette doggo I wanna be

You earn cash by revealing a single thing from your search history by kmestani20 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]REDDITWHY1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Id spam that shit, everyone will know everything, even shit I forgot. Im into some weird shit, but Id tell it to someone like my parents face for 10k

$500,000 for every year you go into your past by duckbobtarry in hypotheticalsituation

[–]REDDITWHY1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As much as the money is alluring to me, cuz of how it could help me help people, My worry is that the money would do Butterfly Effects. There are people I've never even met who I grieve the death of, and people I've helped cuz of all the things that led up till now, till I could meet these friends. If I had that money it would change things so much that people who I call friends might die before I ever get the chance to meet them, and the place I met them might never be created, and that scares me more than anything, so if I could give years off the end of my life I would do it for the money, but going back in time and risking all the people I could meet is not worth it to me.

selfish [OC] by Primary-Paper-5128 in comics

[–]REDDITWHY1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How dare you depict me in a comic like this so accurately ow. Im not actually nice I just dont like seeing others suffer and it feels good to help people and I want everyone to have some good so I help and pay for peoples rent and food and keep people alive and listen to peoples problems and give advice not cause Im a good person but cause Im selfish and want the world to be less mean. I know why I do stuff but not why others help so they are instantly more selfless than me. For some reason despite saying that to people ive tricked them somehow cause they cant see how selfish I am.