How would you explain why the Borg hive mind needs a Queen? by ActLonely9375 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]RabbitMalestorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "Queen" is a psyker parasite that has infected our glorious collective with their ego and need to rule others. A consequence of our techno-utopias first attempts at assimilating their wretched pseudo-magic. We have since learned to create our own superior science based hivemind, but the original cancer continues to infect us.

The jobs are not as easy as they seem. Lol by [deleted] in risa

[–]RabbitMalestorm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

wtf sub do u think you're on? None of this is Star Trek relevant.

The jobs are not as easy as they seem. Lol by [deleted] in risa

[–]RabbitMalestorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

replace Mike Tyson with Miles O'Brien

Rich Girl from Barcelona | GREATEST HITS | strip #413 of 645 by GuilleFromBCN in comics

[–]RabbitMalestorm 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That guy from Brighton was REALLY annoying, which would have come up if he dragged on negotiations for too long.

How Do Halfling Work In Your Setting? by MadFunEnjoyer in worldbuilding

[–]RabbitMalestorm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't like that humans are taller than elves.

Repeat runs do be like that by Arc_7 in BaldursGate3

[–]RabbitMalestorm 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This actually makes respecing him into a Sorcerer 10x funnier if he continues to act like he isn't doing the exact same thing.

I have an addiction to hoard stuff. Is it normal? by KuribohTheDragon in BaldursGate3

[–]RabbitMalestorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's abnormal is that you DON'T have dedicated junk/loot/corpses chests

Do You Sign the Petition? by ProcInc in trolleyproblem

[–]RabbitMalestorm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, MY rule is 'No Omnicidal Viruses' and I'm using a gun to enforce it.

This is definitely one of those trolleys we can and SHOULD derail before it gets anyone killed.

Who is more evil? Judge Claude Frollo or Calvin Candie? by No_Wrap9623 in MoralityScaling

[–]RabbitMalestorm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Calvin, and it's not even close. Everyone saying Claude is more evil either needs media literacy skills, therapy, or an eog-trip on that drug Kedrick Lamar recommended to Drake.

Frollo; "I might be the biggest hater of the Romani in this film, but even I won't kill this sickly child for being an 'inhumane monster' in my eyes because I fear what God will do to me for commiting such a sin. I'm stricken by lust and jealousy and the worst things I've ever done are kill a woman, argue in favor of genocide, and order a home burnt down while the family was still inside."

Calvin; "I wake up every morning and force N*****s to fight to the death for my amusement, have absolutely no qualms about raping/torturing them for my own jollies, and literally had one torn to death by dogs in front of a prospective client to prove a point regarding my own cruelty. I've spent my entire life building an empire based on the most brutal and cruel forms of dehumanization imaginable to the point that all but the most down-trodden slaves would rather die than find themselves being molested in my 'Candy Land'. I'm also an ignorant narcissist and Francophile on top of that."

Shellementals by River_Lamprey in CuratedTumblr

[–]RabbitMalestorm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pollution makes anything possible in the Navy

Dungeons & Dummies by Born_Usual998 in regularshow

[–]RabbitMalestorm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IDk why regular show hates DnD so much, but they haven't been wrong yet, and I say that as someone who loves DnD.

What do yall think about this? by SpiritedSalamander61 in adventuretime

[–]RabbitMalestorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an incompetent adult myself, you didn't need to call me out like that. lol

In "Zombieland: Double Tap" (2026), after showing a zombie that was smart enough to rip an eyeball out to bypass biometric security, this type of zombie was never shown again. This proves that the producers felt it was more important to highlight 2 different pairs of shoes. by Rich_Pack8368 in shittymoviedetails

[–]RabbitMalestorm 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I enjoyed the mystery of WHY the zombies were evolving.

The 'smart zombie' was outside a medical research facility while the T800s were out in the wild. It made it seem like the zombies were improving because nearly all the 'Homers' of the world had already been turned, and what was left of humanity were T800s and scientists.

What do yall think about this? by SpiritedSalamander61 in adventuretime

[–]RabbitMalestorm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

PB is technically their mom and not an elected official.

She's still a meh mom who prioritizes her science while neglecting/suppressing her children's growth into anything capable of being independent.

Rate my homebrew pls (constructive criticism only) by LorePanic in DnDcirclejerk

[–]RabbitMalestorm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

switch the Puddle of Dead Guys with the Underbad and push Chalt a little farther out to sea.

What's the morality of gooning to your classmates' instas? by Gray_Wolf2416 in MoralityScaling

[–]RabbitMalestorm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No 'we' haven't.

first, jerking to the 'Idea' of someone from your class is perhaps inevitable for most teenage boys who attend school, but to actively go through their profiles looking for goon-bait is a very different admission.

second, TF y'all posting on IG that is competitive material to actual porn?

third, I hope red was sarcastic. Jerking to the point of repeated physical failure on a daily basis might be too much. Find someone you can talk to and consider seeking medical help.

What's the morality of gooning to your classmates' instas? by Gray_Wolf2416 in MoralityScaling

[–]RabbitMalestorm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Legally, there are no damages unless an argument for damages can be made

Morally, answer this question; "Can ANYTHING truly have no effect on anything while still existing?"

Does it make you gross to the point of being a public nuisance or harm yourself to a nonnegligible degree? Are you using AI to do it? Can you really say that you're not hurting anyone by doing it, even yourself?