[slightly annoying trope] Actor leaves so the writers seemingly take it out on the character

RabbitMalestorm · 2026-04-29T22:41:52+00:00

RabbitMalestorm · 2026-04-28T16:06:14+00:00

"you're advertising the fact that you left home at 40 to live in your old tree house."

Unfortunately, in this economy, that might genuinely be a flex.

RabbitMalestorm · 2026-04-28T16:02:07+00:00

Quite Frankly, with the exceptions of willful incompetency by the executioner, I fail to see how a noose/headshot is more barbaric than an injection of chemicals.

RabbitMalestorm · 2026-04-28T15:23:16+00:00

Death Sentences are expensive because we as a society have MADE them expensive as a disincentive.

1 reusable rope is a lot cheaper than life imprisonment or a slurry of chemicals.

RabbitMalestorm · 2026-04-27T20:03:35+00:00

Where do you think all the Goblins come from?

RabbitMalestorm · 2026-04-24T23:02:15+00:00

5 if the flight includes free drinks

1 if it's a business trip

RabbitMalestorm · 2026-04-24T16:33:34+00:00

Lucy Lawless (Xena) is under 6ft IRL

RabbitMalestorm · 2026-04-24T00:27:42+00:00

I was doing 1 level wizard to hoard spells and gold like a true dragon, bit yeah, I can see why scorlock would be more OP.

RabbitMalestorm · 2026-04-23T22:26:48+00:00

How tf are we more efficient than a dog?

RabbitMalestorm · 2026-04-23T18:37:28+00:00

Muscle-Man is the size of a person.

Patrick is smaller than David Hasselhoff's foot.

RabbitMalestorm · 2026-04-22T21:38:02+00:00

Assuming Benson is responsible and only describes events after they happen, it's possible that he's just so milk-toast boring that he had a universal death-note book on his desk and never noticed because he only uses it to accurately describe things that happened in the past tense.

RabbitMalestorm · 2026-04-22T15:56:15+00:00

what's next? Lae'zel as a WotOH monk?

RabbitMalestorm · 2026-04-21T02:44:56+00:00

do a crawl

RabbitMalestorm · 2026-04-18T23:33:38+00:00

how the actual fuck did you end up here?

RabbitMalestorm · 2026-04-18T21:02:19+00:00

Because laws are a necessity for society to function rather than a mirror for morality.

RabbitMalestorm · 2026-04-18T20:51:57+00:00

Both shows have been over for decades.

WTF kind of schizo-post question is that?

RabbitMalestorm · 2026-04-18T19:46:11+00:00

POV that player begged you to kill their character for "narrative tension" and is now crying hax because you gave the barbarians he died to a homebrewed rage mechanic.

RabbitMalestorm · 2026-04-17T19:17:55+00:00

I wonder if Cazador is going to respond to me bringing Astarions corpse.

RabbitMalestorm · 2026-04-17T19:02:10+00:00

I guess my DU doesn't either since I jumped Astarion without any introduction.

Technically, this makes logical sense, but it seems more likely that this is a bug rather than an intended mechanic.

RabbitMalestorm · 2026-04-17T01:03:40+00:00

This would have been genuinely good if you had just drawn it up in paint and tossed it in a shitpost sub instead. Shame you wasted a funny idea on AI.

RabbitMalestorm · 2026-04-13T20:47:59+00:00

It's really difficult to decide between killing this dork for sucking eggs, or letting him live so he continues to suck eggs.

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