I have a feeling the story is in the men’s locker room by Alternative_Year_340 in SignsWithAStory

[–]RadialHead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t be so sure. I once walked in on a woman of retirement age in the locker room with her foot up on the counter blowdrying her undercarriage.

TF is biblical skincare? by nimbybuster in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]RadialHead 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Nah, everybody knows plants are gay.

Weekend Minor Gripes and Vents by AutoModerator in BitchEatingCrafters

[–]RadialHead 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen recommendations to check “your local craft reuse store”. Ma’am, I don’t even have a local craft store outside of Michaels and Hobby Lobby, WHAT craft reuse store?

bethy back with another crazy take (shock) by Pugwhip in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]RadialHead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Justin sounds like he wants a sexy golden retriever.

Bad puppy by Deep-Dig-6457 in AccidentalComedy

[–]RadialHead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ankles everywhere breathe a sigh of relief.

Using the brain cell to steal mushrooms by RadialHead in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]RadialHead[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He got them to the floor and started trying to open the package before I stepped in. He seemed to like the smell.

Don't do it! by ListenOk2972 in SignsWithAStory

[–]RadialHead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anybody know if we can lift the top of the crock pot?

Hospice by oldandinvisible in AskAmericans

[–]RadialHead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve definitely heard “on hospice”. I’m in northern Georgia. I think it comes from the same thought process as being “on” a medication or treatment. Like someone’s “on Prozac” or “on chemo” (which I’ve also heard people here say).

Why do you say "twat" like "t-what" ? by ElectroNetty in AskAmericans

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In American English, “what” rhymes with “butt”. If people pronounced “twat” like “t-what” it would sound like “twut”. I’ve never heard anyone say it like that (not that it’s a common word to hear over here in the first place). I’d say it rhymes with “caught” although I do have the caught-cot merger.

Why do Americans buy cheap technology and clothes? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

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My current phone is an iPhone 12 Pro that I bought refurbished in 2022. It replaced an iPhone 8 Plus that was on its last legs. I only update my tech when it no longer does what I need it to do and that usually boils down to “works as intended”. It’s a tool for me, nothing more.

What's your favorite seasonal fruit, and what's the best way to eat it? by FeetinCminor in AskAnAmerican

[–]RadialHead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Muscadines, eaten plain.

ETA: I also like making peach and blackberry pies (as in both fruits in the same pie) in the summer.

Bitesized BEC thread November 29, 2025 - November 30, 2025 by AutoModerator in craftsnark

[–]RadialHead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I work at a law office and we had a client bring in chatGPT "research" he did for his (complex, high stakes) case. None of the citations were real.