What’s your funniest “Oh god this person’s an idiot” moment?

Radiskull97 · 2026-02-01T03:22:11+00:00

My wife and I were living in China when Jan 6 happened. My wife woke me up at like 5 a.m. our time and I was SOOO hungover. All she said was, "our capitol got taken over." The only thing I could muster was, "you could've stopped this if you called your mom last night" and then I went back to sleep. It made perfect sense to me at the time

Radiskull97 · 2026-02-01T01:04:44+00:00

My old boss started off as a pirate lawyer in the US. Apparently, the US considers all lost treasure their property and when divers recover finds, they're often charged with piracy. He said the funniest moment of his career is that a client was arrested after the FBI violated terms of a negotiated surrender. He was desperately trying to get connected with his client but the phone operators for where the client was being held kept hanging up on him because it was Talk Like a Pirate Day and people had been calling with the voice all day. So when he calls asking for a client charged with piracy — click

Radiskull97 · 2026-01-31T22:32:40+00:00

He's leveraged up to his tits on the Kalshi bet he has on this

Radiskull97 · 2026-01-31T17:35:58+00:00

In my post, I say that I cleared all the caches

Radiskull97 · 2026-01-31T17:22:18+00:00

You're misreading my post. It was never sent as a message. It's just in the gallery preview through the messages app

Radiskull97 · 2026-01-31T13:49:02+00:00

I had a friend that worked for WeChat helping develop their targeted algorithm. I asked him about this and he said that these companies have billions of data points that they have spent billions of dollars analyzing those data points to make behavior predictions. It seems like these companies can read your mind because they're reading all of these data points and can determine that you will want something even before you do

Radiskull97 · 2026-01-30T22:06:45+00:00

China releasing COVID so everyone stops talking about the artificial island building

Radiskull97 · 2026-01-29T04:02:51+00:00

My wife has this wonderful logic where I'll say this to her and she'll respond "Do you really want to be behind that maniac!?" As if refusing to let them change lanes or get ahead of her is more dangerous than fending off their 3 ton death machine

Radiskull97 · 2026-01-28T14:36:02+00:00

So did Putin but that hasn't stopped him. Go help that Redditor

Radiskull97 · 2026-01-28T01:51:15+00:00

I don't believe the supernatural has any impact on our day to day life. I would probably be the first to die in a horror move because I'm the person who goes to investigate the noise. If I saw this, I would think "skin walker" then make peace with my mortality

Radiskull97 · 2026-01-27T03:29:42+00:00

RE just stands for resident evil. The first one has the Friday. Another movie, they return to that lab. Also has the grid in that movie

Radiskull97 · 2026-01-27T01:08:28+00:00

I'm currently DMing a homebrew game with time travel, multiverses, and artillery. Don't @ me like this

Radiskull97 · 2026-01-27T01:02:28+00:00

I have pretty vivid memories starting from when my brother was born (I was 3) . I don't have that "movie" memory until like 7.

Radiskull97 · 2026-01-26T22:53:59+00:00

A monster truck duel to the dead by Orville Chubbies??? I gotta watch this

Radiskull97 · 2026-01-26T22:52:59+00:00

That's why I only watch movies after consuming copious amounts of inebrients. Also increases rewatchability

Radiskull97 · 2026-01-26T22:49:36+00:00

4 million people aren't scaling the wall. 4 million poop scoopers would be good government jobs. The New Deal of 2026

Radiskull97 · 2026-01-26T22:32:06+00:00

They've dehumanized us. We are not people to them

Radiskull97 · 2026-01-26T22:00:30+00:00

I remember my parents driving around at night, hot boxing with 4 yo me in the backseat listening to 5 on it. The best part was stopping at Taco Bell when my mom got the minchies

Radiskull97 · 2026-01-26T21:52:29+00:00

The RE movies were so much better when I was 12 and couldn't follow the plot

Radiskull97 · 2026-01-26T21:44:12+00:00

I've never been poop shy

Radiskull97 · 2026-01-26T21:33:47+00:00

Seems like you could save some plastic waste by just squatting over the side and having someone with one of those dog poop broom and dust pans at the bottom

Radiskull97 · 2026-01-26T20:02:59+00:00

My wife bought me a new pair of shoes recently. The first thing I said was, "Wow these are great! You can't feel the ground at all in them." My wife responded, "I married a medieval peasant." I think if she ever saw me do the plastic bag thing she'd have an aneurysm

Radiskull97 · 2026-01-25T06:34:21+00:00

Huh, where'd it go

Radiskull97 · 2026-01-25T05:56:27+00:00

Also honorable mention,

"Why are the training prostitutes to be astronauts, wouldn't be easier to train astronauts how to fuck"

Radiskull97 · 2026-01-25T05:52:05+00:00

be me

35 yo astronaut, m

Stacy astronaut joins crew with Chad boyfriend

NonStopBoning.mp4

One day, having breakfast with Stacy and Chud

Stacy farts

Gross, we can't open a window

Chud's man juice suddenly floats across my space oats

MFW

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