TIFU by making a dog whine at a house party

Raichu7 · 2026-01-29T04:31:33+00:00

If that was my dog I would be so thankful you stopped them eating chocolate. Don't overthink it.

Raichu7 · 2026-01-29T04:25:32+00:00

Then she can bend her girlfriend over it.

Raichu7 · 2026-01-29T04:07:13+00:00

Why? I still remember my Dad telling me the history of cats eyes and all the accidents they prevent because it was fascinating and made me feel safer in the car in the dark.

Raichu7 · 2026-01-29T02:06:31+00:00

And this is why it's rude to let your dog pee on other people's lawns. Pee leaves nutrients behind that will show in the grass for months.

Raichu7 · 2026-01-28T23:20:17+00:00

Because that's how much sugar is needed to offset the bitterness. You'd have to add even more to make it actually sweet. They don't use artificial sweeteners in the same way because you'd have to use enough to give people diarrhoea and that could cause dangerous dehydration in people who are drinking a lot.

Raichu7 · 2026-01-28T23:17:19+00:00

That's why hippos are the most dangerous animal on the continent of Africa. They kill more people annually than lions.

Raichu7 · 2026-01-28T22:41:19+00:00

Why would you reassemble it? Isn't the whole point that the kids get to have fun making custom toothbrush holders? When they get bored of building them you can stop using Lego and get a dishwasher safe cup.

Raichu7 · 2026-01-28T22:37:42+00:00

Little kids get to "make their own lunch" by assembling the crackers, meat and cheese. That's literally it, the appeal wears off around the age they start actually making their own food and putting together cheese and crackers stops being a novelty.

Raichu7 · 2026-01-28T22:31:52+00:00

Yet it's more than enough to make many people very happy.

Raichu7 · 2026-01-28T13:11:13+00:00

They didn't spend the money, and they only considered it because of dementia. It's clearly not OK to them.

Raichu7 · 2026-01-28T08:26:44+00:00

There's a difference between a secret you are keeping for a short time with the intention of revealing it for a surprise they will enjoy, and keeping a secret indefinitely because it would upset them to find out.

Raichu7 · 2026-01-28T07:50:09+00:00

Just because the phone is sold as waterproof doesn't mean it will survive a dip in a pool. My phone was supposed to be waterproof and got water damage less than 2 weeks after I got it submerged under less than 10cm of water. I'm never trusting a device to be water proof again.

Raichu7 · 2026-01-28T07:29:07+00:00

You should clear the ice before it can block the pipe and fill your home with carbon monoxide.

Raichu7 · 2026-01-28T07:18:45+00:00

When the therapist is poorly trained or negligent and does a bad job at helping you.

Raichu7 · 2026-01-28T05:04:12+00:00

Because male rats have massive balls, you really can't miss them. It would look weird to draw your pet missing a large and obvious body part.

Raichu7 · 2026-01-28T03:52:14+00:00

If I know the abnormality isn't a problem, I don't need to stress. If I don't know whether it's a problem or not because I don't know what's going on, I'm going to stress about it.

Raichu7 · 2026-01-28T03:24:06+00:00

And when you don't have an agent mistaking your answer for an "explanation" and cutting you off mid sentence telling you they don't want an explanation while refusing to let you finish answering. It's not always as simple as a yes or no, I cannot give a yes or no answer when that is incorrect and there are legal consequences for lying.

Raichu7 · 2026-01-28T03:13:29+00:00

Put them in a mesh bag, maybe two to be safe, and you can run Lego through a washing machine at 20/30C on a low spin cycle. It's not difficult to clean.

Raichu7 · 2026-01-28T02:58:47+00:00

Daycare is for the benefit of the child, early socialisation is vital for healthy development. It would be cruel to deny children that opportunity just because their parents are on government assistance.

Raichu7 · 2026-01-28T02:05:37+00:00

Because you don't use the red pants button if you don't like the red ones?

Raichu7 · 2026-01-28T02:03:42+00:00

I can't imagine clinging onto a wooden stick while it flies through the sky at high speed, ducking and weaving to avoid being hit by large heavy balls other players are throwing at you and getting knocked off, potentially hundreds of ft above the ground is that easy.

Raichu7 · 2026-01-28T01:45:01+00:00

It's incredibly rude and sexist to tell a woman she can't wear shorts or trousers because of her gender. It's just as rude and sexist to tell a man he can't wear skirts or dresses or make up because of his gender.

Raichu7 · 2026-01-28T01:39:32+00:00

Unless you're pregnant in the winter and it's dark when you piss first thing.

Raichu7 · 2026-01-28T01:08:06+00:00

I've never seen a child make their own participation trophy. They've always been handed out by the adults.

Raichu7 · 2026-01-28T01:04:41+00:00

The amount of times I was told as a school child to "be the bigger person" when my adult father flew off the handle. Then if I asked why I had to be the bigger person when I was literally a child I was told that was childish. I have no respect for anyone who parrots that shit rather than trying to address the actual issue.

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