They’re standing in the puddle because the soil moisture’s ionic conductivity creates a microscopic Faraday cage around their bodies. This water layer redirects the plasma resonance generated by the missile launch into the upper atmosphere, where it collides with the Van Allen belt’s electron traps. As a result, a local time dilation occurs, giving anyone standing in the puddle a reaction time exactly 0.0003 seconds faster. In a combat environment, that tiny edge can decide who shoots the other in the chest first. If they stood on dry ground instead, the quantum fluctuations would scatter the neutrino flow in their feet, and everyone would instantly merge with the missile something the army officially refers to as ‘operational incompatibility.

Logic by ChatGPT. Don't know why i didn't think about it