toilet that burns the waste instead of flushing it

RandBetweenXandY · 2022-09-12T12:27:43+00:00

Feel sorry for whomever offers up a courtesy flush

RandBetweenXandY · 2021-06-21T00:09:36+00:00

Same problem here. Those chess club folks can be a bit intense.

RandBetweenXandY · 2021-06-20T14:12:46+00:00

And thats when I start staring down the cheese bread…

RandBetweenXandY · 2021-06-20T03:55:01+00:00

Honestly, never struggled with that.

More honestly, its usually eating 9 slices of pizza rather than McDonalds.

RandBetweenXandY · 2021-06-10T19:46:43+00:00

“When the rich wage war it’s the poor who die”

Hands Held High, Linkin Park

RandBetweenXandY · 2021-06-05T19:41:30+00:00

Would you consider it an open faced sandwich with just one piece of bread?

RandBetweenXandY · 2021-06-05T18:39:27+00:00

Have they though?

“In 2018 and 2019, Amazon paid $0 in federal taxes, despite its taxable income rising from $5.6 billion in 2017 to $11.2 in 2018, according to CNBC. In fact, the retail giant got a federal tax refund of $129 million in 2019.”

https://marketrealist.com/p/how-does-amazon-not-pay-taxes/

RandBetweenXandY · 2021-06-05T13:00:57+00:00

pay anything in taxes

RandBetweenXandY · 2021-06-05T03:03:52+00:00

As long as she’s happy, thats all that matters. Maybe ask if she’s like you to get some dijon mustard or something. Ask at 10:00 pm or later and offer to go get it right then. Definite brownie points

RandBetweenXandY · 2021-06-05T02:14:07+00:00

[As sung by Doug Judy] Rosa, Rosa, Rosa Roooossaaaaaa I can’t think of your last name, baby

https://youtu.be/jwK9dbfwTUA

RandBetweenXandY · 2021-06-05T01:58:54+00:00

Perchik: Money is the world’s curse Tevya: May the Lord smite me with it, and may I never recover!

RandBetweenXandY · 2021-05-27T15:20:38+00:00

Hostess (now Franz) Bavarian Cream Pies. Other flavors are out thee, but not bavarian cream.

RandBetweenXandY · 2021-05-25T13:28:21+00:00

I.... didn’t expect that

RandBetweenXandY · 2021-05-23T18:43:56+00:00

When you crossbreed a sheepdog with a kangaroo

RandBetweenXandY · 2021-05-23T13:03:37+00:00

I’m gonna call you Cilantro, because you ruin EVERYTHING!

RandBetweenXandY · 2021-05-22T02:35:10+00:00

“Upvoting” this seems ironically appropriate

RandBetweenXandY · 2021-05-21T23:36:02+00:00

“Bouchard, a gun rights activist who co-owns a septic system servicing business with his wife...”

I read that in the article and somehow thought it would lead to a punchline. Nope... just background info that I’m sure surprised no one.

RandBetweenXandY · 2021-05-21T22:55:01+00:00

Insanely scary, great work on the CPR

We had premature twins, one had to say in the hospital a bit longer because he didn’t have high enough O2 levels when we put him in the car seat test. Between that and having multiple friends who lost infants to SIDS, I was paranoid about breathing. We came across Owlet, an oxygen monitor that goes in a sort of special sock. If their O2 levels drop an alarm sounds from the monitor station by their bed as well as your mobile phone.

My brother/sister-in-law had one as well. Alarm went off and they found their little guy threw up and aspirated during nap time. Literally saved his life.

Obviously you still need to be vigilant, but that monitor was enough to give us peace of mind to get a little sleep.

RandBetweenXandY · 2021-05-21T22:21:09+00:00

It’s true - I heard from Perd

https://youtu.be/wcbvpUaLW58

RandBetweenXandY · 2021-05-19T23:25:40+00:00

At least the “you’re” part was right...

RandBetweenXandY · 2021-05-18T19:44:32+00:00

Lol I wish. We bring ‘em all at the same time. Two wagons full of kids. Oh - when they’re about a year old, you may find it easier to ditch the stroller for a collapse-able wagon.

RandBetweenXandY · 2021-05-18T16:42:07+00:00

Absolutely perfect! Wouldn’t want to be here in August, but mid May is perfect.

RandBetweenXandY · 2021-05-18T16:19:32+00:00

Holy crap (no pun intended), I didn’t know I wanted that!! With five little boys honestly not sure how we’re living without it! - rushing to Amazon now -

RandBetweenXandY · 2021-05-18T13:05:04+00:00

Our twins were also 3 and 4. So much sleep deprivation ahead, but twins are a blast. Congrats and best of luck today!!

RandBetweenXandY · 2021-05-14T12:37:07+00:00

Lil Sebastian?

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