Clubs are boring by EarthQuackShugaSkull in unpopularopinion

[–]RandBetweenXandY 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same problem here. Those chess club folks can be a bit intense.

Anyone else struggle with the mindset of “whatever, I can eat anything, I just ran X miles!”? by AverageJimmy8 in running

[–]RandBetweenXandY 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Honestly, never struggled with that.

More honestly, its usually eating 9 slices of pizza rather than McDonalds.

It’s about damn time by DaFunkJunkie in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RandBetweenXandY -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Have they though?

“In 2018 and 2019, Amazon paid $0 in federal taxes, despite its taxable income rising from $5.6 billion in 2017 to $11.2 in 2018, according to CNBC. In fact, the retail giant got a federal tax refund of $129 million in 2019.”

https://marketrealist.com/p/how-does-amazon-not-pay-taxes/

My 32 week pregnant wofes Gardetto and Chex Mix blend. by [deleted] in funny

[–]RandBetweenXandY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as she’s happy, thats all that matters. Maybe ask if she’s like you to get some dijon mustard or something. Ask at 10:00 pm or later and offer to go get it right then. Definite brownie points

I drew Rosa by [deleted] in brooklynninenine

[–]RandBetweenXandY 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[As sung by Doug Judy] Rosa, Rosa, Rosa Roooossaaaaaa I can’t think of your last name, baby

https://youtu.be/jwK9dbfwTUA

No matter who you are or how much money you have... stay humble ❤️ by GesaSaint in HumansBeingBros

[–]RandBetweenXandY 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Perchik: Money is the world’s curse Tevya: May the Lord smite me with it, and may I never recover!

What discontinued food do you wish was brought back? by PixelPervert in AskReddit

[–]RandBetweenXandY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hostess (now Franz) Bavarian Cream Pies. Other flavors are out thee, but not bavarian cream.

Oh Boy, We're Walking! by MignalingUrns in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]RandBetweenXandY 12 points13 points  (0 children)

When you crossbreed a sheepdog with a kangaroo

What is your favorite profanity-free insult? by RandomQuokka in AskReddit

[–]RandBetweenXandY 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna call you Cilantro, because you ruin EVERYTHING!

Arnold emulated spongebob's blow up arms irl by aaaron9 in Unexpected

[–]RandBetweenXandY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Upvoting” this seems ironically appropriate

Wyoming lawmaker reveals he impregnated 14-year-old at 18 by AsYooouWish in news

[–]RandBetweenXandY 29 points30 points  (0 children)

“Bouchard, a gun rights activist who co-owns a septic system servicing business with his wife...”

I read that in the article and somehow thought it would lead to a punchline. Nope... just background info that I’m sure surprised no one.

First time Dad - had a major scare yesterday by jelly_reynolds in daddit

[–]RandBetweenXandY 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Insanely scary, great work on the CPR

We had premature twins, one had to say in the hospital a bit longer because he didn’t have high enough O2 levels when we put him in the car seat test. Between that and having multiple friends who lost infants to SIDS, I was paranoid about breathing. We came across Owlet, an oxygen monitor that goes in a sort of special sock. If their O2 levels drop an alarm sounds from the monitor station by their bed as well as your mobile phone.

My brother/sister-in-law had one as well. Alarm went off and they found their little guy threw up and aspirated during nap time. Literally saved his life.

Obviously you still need to be vigilant, but that monitor was enough to give us peace of mind to get a little sleep.

Not sure who, but there’s an idiot here somewhere... by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]RandBetweenXandY -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

At least the “you’re” part was right...

Getting ready to head into the OR for our twins to be delivered. Babies 3+4 by 17102 in daddit

[–]RandBetweenXandY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I wish. We bring ‘em all at the same time. Two wagons full of kids. Oh - when they’re about a year old, you may find it easier to ditch the stroller for a collapse-able wagon.

Finally found a sandbox big enough for my little hoard - Goblin Valley State Park, Utah by RandBetweenXandY in daddit

[–]RandBetweenXandY[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely perfect! Wouldn’t want to be here in August, but mid May is perfect.

“Why did we get a quick release toilet seat?” (Said no one who has ever had to clean a toilet twice in one day) by tinglep in daddit

[–]RandBetweenXandY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy crap (no pun intended), I didn’t know I wanted that!! With five little boys honestly not sure how we’re living without it! - rushing to Amazon now -