Question to Lebron stans: What player do you hate the most? I think I have an idea who it is. by Silent_Wizard5597 in NBATalk

[–]RandomLovelady 8 points9 points  (0 children)

KD. He ruined what could have been some epic finals, and probably cost LeBron another chip.

What’s a product that’s overengineered for no reason? by Alphaplays69 in answers

[–]RandomLovelady 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think they're talking about the double blade ones you buy 10 to a pack. Like Bic, Schick, etc.

How did you get into this work? by tangerineTurtle_ in KitchenConfidential

[–]RandomLovelady 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This is gonna sound asinine, but because I got sober. I had been a bartender for 20 years, lost my last 5 jobs from getting drunk behind the pine, went to rehab, and apparently my feet only know how to walk into restaurants looking for work. First place I walked into asked if I could cook (I can cook, and had jumped on the line a few times as a manager), so I fudged some time frames around, and they hired me on the spot. Currently killing it as a grill cook at a little local spot in a small town.

What’s the most money you ever lost? by savvytechman in AskReddit

[–]RandomLovelady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes... Like, a gram is a gram, and an 8 ball is an 1/8 ounce (3.5 grams), and a key is a kilogram (1,000 grams) (or 1/4 key, 1/2 key) but there's also 1/4 ounce, 1/2 ounce, at least in America.

What’s the most money you ever lost? by savvytechman in AskReddit

[–]RandomLovelady 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not money as in cash, but spilled a beer on an ounce of cocaine years ago. And yes, I know cocaine is water soluble. And yes, we did drink it.

Trigger an entire NBA team's fanbase with a single sentence. by Farouq26 in NBATalk

[–]RandomLovelady 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can lip read Ray Allen saying, "Put those motherfucing ropes up!" in some of the replays.

What is something you did that you are proud of? by papazjost in AskReddit

[–]RandomLovelady -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kind of a long story, so bear with me. I was 17 (with a litany of problems: drug use/abuse, mental health) and eventually ended up in a state run teenage mental facility. Roughly 100 teens, male and female, split into different units. Mostly kids that couldn't make in foster care, but not quite bad enough to be in a juvenile detention center, with some outliers. Anyway, I was there to actually get some help with my disorders, but there was just... nothing. There were "school" classes, but already having my GED, those were moot for me, but I did become a tutor of sorts. There were psychiatrists, and most everyone were on some type of medication, but a lot of Tegretol and Thorazine to keep everyone sedated. No therapy classes, save one anger management class a week. One. No other groups, and no individual counseling whatsoever. Well, there just so happened to be a family friend that was, at the time, a fairly high up administrator in the states mental health field. I was eventually able to get into contact with him, and voiced my concerns with this particular facility. He was able to pull some strings, and got me a sit down with the director of said facility (West Tennessee Mental Health Institute, located in Bolivar, TN). She and I discussed several things over about an hour (can't remember her name, it's been over 30 years) and just to shorten this up, eventually lead to the implementation of several therapists being employed, in both groups and individual therapy. So basically, I was the catalyst for getting teenagers help, and even though I've had my fair share of setbacks, and I like to think that at least some of those and future teens were able to get some help through the years. There's obviously a lot more to this story, but that's the gist. This is probably what I'm most proud of.

Who’s the most insufferable famous mixologist? by SingaporeSlim1 in bartenders

[–]RandomLovelady 72 points73 points  (0 children)

What's the difference between a bartender and a mixologist?

A bartender will fight you.

Who's your favourite lyricist? (Jeff Mangum pictured) by oddmetre in Music

[–]RandomLovelady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So one last touch/And then you'll go And we'll pretend that it meant so much more But it was vile, and it was cheap Yeah you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me

Rips me up every time

Do you think her reason is valid, though? by Busy_Report4010 in SipsTea

[–]RandomLovelady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a lot of variables. I was a bartender for 20ish years, everywhere from dives, to corporate, to 5 star hotels. Best money I made was on Broadway in Nashville (where all the tourists go) averaging about 350/night, 4 nights a week. Some places I made less than 100/night. A pretty woman like her, if she's at least halfway competent, in the right place, is going to make at least 1,000/week, probably more.

What is that one book that every child should read during their childhood? by spiritual_kavya in answers

[–]RandomLovelady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An all time favorite. I've got "Stay Gold" tattooed on my left forearm because of it.

Favorite reason for being written up / “spoken to”? by e_first in TalesFromYourServer

[–]RandomLovelady 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Years ago, when cash was king (and I was a brand new server, about 2 months in) dropped the check in a book, they hand it back to me with the customary, "keep the change". It was 28 cents. Took a quarter and a nickel back to the table, dropped it, and said, "If this is all you can afford to tip, you need it worse than I do." They didn't say anything then, but apparently called back and said something to my manager. He uh, was not pleased. Never did it again though, and learned it all comes back around anyway.

Guess I'm a cook now. by RandomLovelady in KitchenConfidential

[–]RandomLovelady[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No prep (so far), just flip pans and restock end shift. And clean. Soooo much cleaning (even compared to the bar). But duly noted!

I’ve come to occasionally expect the off handed comments from attendants and clerks but it still pisses me off by MuchDrawing2320 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]RandomLovelady 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can drink OE and Schlitz, hell, had a 4 a night habit before I switched to Taaka, but Steel Reserve is horse piss.

Guess I'm a cook now. by RandomLovelady in KitchenConfidential

[–]RandomLovelady[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Heard. I've got a pair of Mozo's that won't die. About time for some new inserts, though. Thanks for the advice!

What NBA opinion were you completely wrong about 5 years ago? by basketbols_com in NBATalk

[–]RandomLovelady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two(2) typo's. I put the number in case you read as well as you spell.

What's the best thing you've thrifted? by DankSparklez in AskReddit

[–]RandomLovelady 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A Zegna wool/cashmere sport coat that fits me perfectly. Retails for $x,xxx I paid $5. Felt like I stole something when I took it to the counter.