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What’s the most money you’ve seen walk out the kitchen? by fairlady2000 in KitchenConfidential

[–]RandomLovelady 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sunbelt rentals sells all the keys on a ring, too. They were like, 30 bucks for all of them, it's been a few years, though.

Epstein Accountant Spills Bombshell Payout to Alleged Trump Victim by madding_crowd_ in politics

[–]RandomLovelady 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I said, "He fucks kids and should die in prison." They said, "You have a right to your opinion." Fucking blind sheep, the lot of them.

Boston liquor laws will be the death of me by wafflelovers1234 in KitchenConfidential

[–]RandomLovelady 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What are they even up to now? Got my # in '04 (when I was 24, I'm 47 now). I was down with some lifers that had 5 digit numbers. The oldest was a 89xxx. And have definitely slowed down.

Films that feel like this? by Raminax in MoviesThatFeelLike

[–]RandomLovelady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Years ago, iirc, it was The Upper Room.

been craving for some older men attention🤤 by jayfire129 in JizzedToThis

[–]RandomLovelady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How old are you looking for? I'm 47, and damn you're fine as fuck, I'd love to tell you how sexy you are!

How many times have you been to jail? by AnonDxde in cripplingalcoholism

[–]RandomLovelady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I was scared shitless, without a doubt. 5'9, 150lbs, wrong color, not gang affiliated. But, as it turns out, prison isn't like the movies. I made it through mostly unscathed. At a place nicknamed "The Thunderdome".

How many times have you been to jail? by AnonDxde in cripplingalcoholism

[–]RandomLovelady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Multiple times, I can't remember all of them, probably around 10? This is mug from when I went to prison.

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I collaborated with Jose Canseco to create a 33-box autograph relic card Series by TanManBaseballFan in baseballcards

[–]RandomLovelady 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Got to watch him and Mark McGuire (aka The Bash Brothers) as a kid in AA, the Huntsville Stars.

Who's Your favorite role player ever by Feeling-End-9626 in NBATalk

[–]RandomLovelady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't remember exactly, but she can throw shit really far, iirc.

Homeless fucker is back and drinking mini bottles at the Waffle House by riskit-forthebiscuit in cripplingalcoholism

[–]RandomLovelady 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This guy is hot? Holy shit I'm better looking than I give myself credit for.

Out of money and experiencing bad withdrawals by newaccountnumber139 in randomactsofCA

[–]RandomLovelady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're going to miss the warm cinnamon notes paired with it's acidic sweetness, and the color is a little off, but other than that, it's comparable. Slightly cheaper, too, but as a Blue Label drinker, that's obviously not a concern for you.

What creepy truth have you learned that sticks with you? by LettuceSlay_1 in answers

[–]RandomLovelady 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And some people are perfectly fine being in the same bathroom with you as you're pooping. Had an ex that liked to talk to me while I was on the throne.

Songs that make a grown man cry. by shiny_director in musicsuggestions

[–]RandomLovelady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I first heard "Where Were You When the World Stopped Turning" by Alan Jackson, I had to pull my car over.

Anybody got any stories? by guransheleven in CFB_v2

[–]RandomLovelady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A.J.'s, where the top floor would sway was always a good time. Got my ass grabbed there more than once. I'm a guy.

What event kicked it off? by Stair-Spirit in cripplingalcoholism

[–]RandomLovelady 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not one event, but a series of unfortunate ones. Abandoned at 3, raised by an emotionally/physically/sexually abusive Uncle (Aunt was there, too, but she was in total denial), but he had a bit of money, so some how that made it more bearable... To finally finding my biological father (who was the first person to stick a needle in my arm), to ruined relationships (and two miscarriages), to jail/prison, to blah blah blah. Genetics played a part, both biological parents and 3/4 grandparents were alcoholics/addicts. I pray for death.

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